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But then again, who does?!

this is a list of god-tier acceptable actors, people who you should know exist and probably dedicate little shrines to whose immense talent you should recognize.

1. bruce willis
2. keanu reeves
3. clint eastwood
4. lee van cleef

that is the end of the list
thank you for your time

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

BUT WE SHOULD BE GOING NOWHERE FAST

AND I GOT MY KICKS OUT ON ROUTE 66
EVERY TRUCK STOP FROM BUTTE TO MO

MOTOWN TO OLD ALABAMA
FROM TEXARKANA AND EAST OF SAVANNAH
FROM TAMPA TO OLD KOKOMO

I love /pol/ its an amazing place full of interesting people

just dont go there because it's actually terrible

I recently (~30 minutes ago) decided I'm going to get on with my miserable life and try to go to the Megaplex 2014 furry convention thingy in Orlando and meet cool people and all that fun stuff.

(wow I actually typed that out without feeling overcome by embarrassment)

So yep.

I am not sure why I posted this but it definitely feels good to be looking forward to something after my girlfriend left me to become a minecraft server admin.

(I actually have no idea what I'm doing)

im so sorry

BUT I DID NOT SHOOT THE DEPUTY!

I love bandwidth leeching

so fun

RIP WWW.ROVL.ORG/VI
2003 - 2013

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how those threads used to make me smile
And I knew if I had the guts that I could make those people post, and...
Maybe they'd be happy for a while
But August made me shiver, with every reply I'd deliver
Beloved site almost dead - I couldn't make one more thread
I can't remember if I cried when I read about Xhavek Mokorai
Something touched me deep inside the day the VI died

So, bye bye good old VI
Made an account, took a headcount, but the bilge it was dry
Them good ol' beasts were drinking whiskey and rye, singing...
This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Did you write in the Thoroughfare and do you have faith in the Ministers?
Don't spam! It's a rule!
Now, do you believe in post etiquette? Could an admin, please, warn this troll
And can you teach me how to write that good?
Well, I know you're writing a book, 'cause I saw the thread in advertisements
I thought it was great - Ohh, don't give up for good!
I was better then ever before, but it seemed the VI's fate was, on the fence
I knew I was out of luck the day the VI died

So, bye bye good old VI
Made an account, took a headcount, but the bilge it was dry
Them good ol' beasts were drinking whiskey and rye, singing...
This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Now, for TEN years we've been on our own and the bugs grow fat on the .php s, but...
That's not how it used to be
Able to keep the site online, a bug here and there but, running fine.
T'was a simple truth, nobody had the time
Oh, and while Retto was nowere to be found the bugs went and took the site down
The Bilge threads were adjourned - no reply was returned
And, while the admins tried to get it back, some thought, maybe it was a hack, and...
We shared hope on the Skype chat, the day, the VI died

So, bye bye good old VI
Made an account, took a headcount, but the bilge it was dry
Them good ol' beasts were drinking whiskey and rye, singing...
This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

So, bye bye good old VI
Made an account, took a headcount, but the bilge it was dry
Them good ol' beasts were drinking whiskey and rye, singing...
This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

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[WAKE UP]

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GO INACTIVE WHILE I WAS AWAY?

THAT MEANS WAKE UP

AND SMELL THE SPAM

...

I'M BACK

And I'm telling you again that it's true
And you're alone and afraid and you're completely amazed to find there's nothing anybody can do.

something something

the spam is yours forever
the spam is always true
and when you really really need it the most
that's when Spa room 101 dreams come true

Anyways, guys, I gotta leave. Certain elements have followed me to this website and I've gotta move on.
I will never forget you, Spa.

Bye  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

ITS THE POINT OF KNOW RETURN

[MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA]

LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC!

MANY LONG WEEKS HAVE PASSED SINCE WE WERE LAST ACQUAINTED! INDEED, IT HAS BEEN AGES SINCE YOUR EARS WERE GRACED WITH MY AMAZING VOICE, AND YOUR EYES WITH THE POETIC PARAGRAPHS OF TRUTH AND LOVE THAT FLOW FROM MY KEYBOARD. AND TYPOS. YES, THOSE TOO!

Nevertheless, I have returned! The glorious quebeccouis frenchie quasi-socialist people's democratic republic of spammania shall rise again!

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS! GLORIOUS EXPANSION OF SPAMMANIA

Our brave German Spammanian troops shall encroach upon the other decadent and despotic Spa cliques! Even now, our brave compatriots are riding into battle on their trusty segways, blasting enemies of the revolution away with their kalishinovs and spam missiles! We're leaving the Czechs alone though, they're cool.



WILL YOU ANSWER THE CALL OF THE MOTHERLAND?
WILL YOU STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR THE GLORIOUS FIRST REPUBLIC OF SPAMMANIA?
TUNE IN TO THE NEXT EPISODE OF SPA: THE NEXT GENERATION FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

UDFUEHFIDSFSIDHSIYTDYFYDTRTSRTEDspamfsSDJFBDSFJS

it surely means that i dont know

Gliddy glub gloopy nibby nabby noopy
La la la - lo lo
Sabba sibbi sabba nooby aba naba
Lee lee - lo lo
Tooby ooby wala
Nooby aba naba
Early morning singing song

LIVE GOES ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

LALALALA LIFE GOES ON

'CAUSE IT'S BOUND TO TAKE YOUR LIFE

THEEEREEEEEE'S A BATHROOM
ON THE RIGHT