[link removed due to virus]
For as long as anyone could remember, Dancefur was neglected. It almost seemed natural, for the hedgehog. Thus, Dancefur set himself a task: find the sword of Martin the Warrior. Along his quest to find the sword of Martin the Warrior, Dancefur met Angus, a playful chap who was running from the law. Ruthless and fearsome was Blackboot the lizard. He ruled over a large horde, the destination and destruction of which Dancefur and Angus sought. Before Dancefur or Angus could demolish Blackboot's camp, two of Blackboot's lakeys, Bootnose and Twoeye killed Blackboot and took the horde away. Dancefur and Angus went home to Redwall to great applause. Dancefur had completed his quest to find the sword of Martin the Warrior, and they celebrated the fact with a great feast.
For as long as anyone could remember, Sierra was dumb. It almost seemed natural, for the mouse. Sierra decided to leave his home, to find himself. As Sierra traveled along Mossflower's meandering paths, he met Justus, an outcast hare who had an intense love for food. Slra, a driven rat, learned of Sierra's quest through his many contacts. Very quickly, he decided he could not let it come to completion. Sierra and Justus ran into one night in a crowded bar, and got him roaringly drunk. In short time, they exacted their revenge. When Sierra went home to live peacefully at Redwall, he found that he was no longer dumb. His well-timed retirement fell at a change in seasons, earning him a large feast and his name forever in the chronicles of the abbey.
lols.
For as long as anyone could remember, Justus was old. It almost seemed natural, for the shrew. When disaster, in the form of a dance competition, struck, Justus felt the need to slay the killers of his parents. Lavenderflower, a childhood friend who always thought he could do more than he actually could, decided to attach himself to Justus's quest. T, a driven stoat, learned of Justus's quest through his many contacts. Very quickly, he decided he could not let it come to completion. On a dark and stormy night, Justus gathered his allied forces and pitted them against the dark T, in a terrible battle which lasted for days, but through the valiant efforts of Justus and Lavenderflower, good won the day - though many were lost. Justus returned to Redwall among a huge feast, the likes of which Redwallers had never seen, not old any more, loved and respected by all beasts.
this is how we will make all our RP's now
For as long as anyone could remember, Todd was inexperienced. It almost seemed natural, for the mole. Driven almost to insanity, he had little choice. He needed...he needed to start a musical sensation the likes of which mossflower had never seen. Todd's quest went for months without progress, until he met Erin, a giddy hare who held the key to all he was seeking. Booteye, seeing Todd and Erin's pursuit, decided that he cannot suffer to runaway do-gooders, questing to slay him. Todd and Erin ran into one night in a crowded bar, and got him roaringly drunk. In short time, they exacted their revenge. Todd returned to Redwall among a huge feast, the likes of which Redwallers had never seen, not inexperienced any more, loved and respected by all beasts.
My virus protection says the site holds a trojan.
is it McAfee?
McAfee is a virus itself.
No, we have avast! Antivirus.
Avast said that?
Avast sounds pretty sketchy... you should get kaspersky
Kaspersky sucks.
Kaspersky prevented me from going on a virus infested website.
Adrian is a deaf hedgehog, too deaf to stay at redwall. In his misery, Adrian decided to slay the killers of his parents. As Adrian traveled along Mossflower's meandering paths, he met Jordan, an outcast shrew who had an intense love for food. Adrianhedgehogs, and did not like adventuring little chaps, so he decided, in a fit of maniac glee, to kill them. On a dark and stormy night, Adrian gathered his allied forces and pitted them against the dark Bagfur, in a terrible battle which lasted for days, but through the valiant efforts of Adrian and Jordan, good won the day - though many were lost. When Adrian went home to live peacefully at Redwall, he found that he was no longer deaf. His well-timed retirement fell at a change in seasons, earning him a large feast and his name forever in the chronicles of the abbey.
Quote from: Camaclue on August 10, 2012, 04:00:31 PM
[link removed due to virus]
For as long as anyone could remember, Dancefur was neglected. It almost seemed natural, for the hedgehog. Thus, Dancefur set himself a task: find the sword of Martin the Warrior. Along his quest to find the sword of Martin the Warrior, Dancefur met Angus, a playful chap who was running from the law. Ruthless and fearsome was Blackboot the lizard. He ruled over a large horde, the destination and destruction of which Dancefur and Angus sought. Before Dancefur or Angus could demolish Blackboot's camp, two of Blackboot's lakeys, Bootnose and Twoeye killed Blackboot and took the horde away. Dancefur and Angus went home to Redwall to great applause. Dancefur had completed his quest to find the sword of Martin the Warrior, and they celebrated the fact with a great feast.
Anyone who clicked the link in the original post should scan their computers, as the page contained a virus. My antivirus blocked it, but if you didn't see a notice when you went to that page, it probably means your computer was infected. There are a number of free anti-virus programs online you could use to clean it up.
If anyone has contact info for the administrator of that website, you may want to contact and notify them that their site has been compromised.
In the future, if you are aware of a virus in a link you posted, you should take the link down immediately.
My antivirus blocked the virus.
huh
Well, I'm scanning right now and my antivirus detected some trojans yesterday and the day before. Thankfully they were removed.
Next time, I'll be more wary about posting links.
I tried scanning Mcafee and it said no threats detected.
Told ya McAfee is terrible.
I scanned it using avast
:/
if it blocked the website then it obviously didn't download the virus... ^_^
Of course it's not picking anything up, it already killed it.
YE
too bad that it's a trap. :C
My security didnt even let me go to the site.
thas good
It said something like 'This site had been flagged and you probably shouldnt go here'
okay
as long as you don't have a virus
I dont. Its okay.
Kill the site!
That's overreacting. As far as I know there's a lot of redwall Related stuff on it.
tell whoever runs the site to clean up the offending code
I dont want to go to that site.
Hmm, I'm scanning right now. I didn't get a flag and I didn't get a notice about a virus.
...Just great...
Maybe your comp deleted it?
My computer detected malicious content, traced the location of the server, and launched a nuclear ICBM to the coordinates.
Thanks Ungatt.
You have saved the Internets from a great threat.
What kind of name is Dancefur? What if he can't dance?
*shrugs*
Dancefur, master juggler.
Dancefur, Fog Tier cloud maker.
Dancefur, Accountant.
Dancefur, closet brony
Dancefur, science professor.
Dancefur, conspiracy theorist
Dancefur, Political activist.
Dancefur, multiverse's worst Time Lord
Dancefur, Australian Mobster.
Dancefur, pretender of writing things down.
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/367/975/d94.gif)
Dancefur, the George Cloony of hedgehogs.
Dancefur, bacon
Dancefur, Therapist by day, Ice Cream truck driver by night.
Dancefur, Party animal by day, mad scientist by day.
Dancefur, Dentist Pop Star.
Dancefur, zombie ninja killer
Dancefur, American Idol.
(why is this even fun?)
Dancefur, All-Star stick kicker
(it's a meme now. memes are fun)
Dancefur, Priest of Land Farm.
Dancefur, experimental nuclear deodorant tester.
(someone should make pictures of everything we make Dancey)
Dancefur, Chess Boxing Champion. (this is a real sport)
(I might attempt a Dancefur.)
Dancefur, Ballet kickboxer by day, Steampunk lawnmower by night.
Dancefur, Soccer mom.
Dancefur, World record breaker for shortest time to eat a bag of popcorn.
Dancefur, painter of landscapes.
Dancefur, player of Fruit Ninja and Angry birds
(Ashyra, join in)
Dancefur, Musical chef.
Dancefur, a better singer than most popular singers nowadays
Dancefur, Film critic from Jupiter
Dancefur, Martian food cutter.
Dancefur, Therapist to squirrels.
Dancefur, amateur Cryptozoologist.
Dancefur, Actual Cannibal.
Dancefur, Cosplayer
(Oh wow. XD)
Dancefur, Fursuiter.
Dancefur, Homestuck
(Followers of the Homestuck fandom are called Homestucks or whatever)
Dancefur, Pirate King
Dancefur, chess playa
Nah.
Dancefur, criminal scum
no
Dancefur, 12 year old CoD gamer
Must you insist on being difficult?
...
sorry bro
Very good. You shall not corrupt the purity of Spa again with memes. We do not have memes. We do not have patterns at all. WE DON'T EVEN EXIST.
*pretends that the forum doesn't exist*
should I leave for a while to improve the effect of this website not existing?
I don't think you understand. We never existed. That is how we propagate our own existence.
ah. So it's a paradox.
While most universes must rely on cause and effect to complete the circle of events and causality, our universe relies on paradox. Or actually it doesn't, which is all part of the same idea.
Not many pay attention to these things, but I am a scholar of Spa and have a PhD in Spa Studies.
Dancefur, anti-communist gorilla.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONONONONONN
ON
Dancefur, Video game designer.
Stap.
Why?
I have outlawed this attempt at a meme, it is an unholy apparition. Origin: The internet!
But Camaclue and I are having fun with Dancefur.
You are having fail. I would not allow fail 20 years ago and I shan't allow it now!
Dancefur, my little brother?
He can be whatever you want, Rake.
Dancefur, Christmas tree topper
Nay. Thread locked by order of the order of the order of the order of the order.