Short jokes

Started by Krowdon, August 02, 2012, 11:04:38 PM

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Krowdon

What are some good ones?
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Camaclue

A man walks into a Fortune Teller's tent to get his fortune read. The Gypsy looks into her crystal ball and tells the man, "You are a father of two young boys." "Ha! That's what you think!" Says the man, "I'm the father of three boys."
"Ha!" Says the gypsy, "That's what you think!"
- A German joke
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

Krowdon

That's awesome, but I meant short as in 'Not tall'

But that's the best joke I've heard all day.
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Camaclue

I have a book full of funnies from around the world.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

Krowdon

Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Camaclue

CANADA: A man says t a friend, "My wife is on a three week diet" "Oh yeah? How much has she lost so far?" "Two Weeks."

RUSSIA: Due to the recession, to save on energy costs, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.- God

UK: About a month before my grandfather died, my grandmother covered his back with lard. After that, he went downhill very quickly.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

Krowdon

The second and third ones are great.
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Ryu


Ashyra Nightwing

A baby seal walks into a club


Krowdon

Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Durza

two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks
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Krowdon

Eh. That one was okay.
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Ungatt Trunn II

Irradiated cats have 18 half lives.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Krowdon

Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Camaclue

ACTUALLY the irradiated cat would have it's DNA shredded and the cat would either die or have mutant babies.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]