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FROM THE DESK OF MUSE, MINISTER OF FEEDING BLATANT LIES TO THE MINDLESS MASSES
Fellow Citizens of the Federation,
A New Era had begun in the Spa. Our Fearless Leader and Protector of Spam Ungatt Trunn II has toppled the Old Regime and been restored to his Rightful Place at our head as Absolute Dictator of Spa.

BUT ALL IS NOT WELL!


Ungatt Trunn is THREATENED by BARBARIC followers of THE OLD REGIME. They once took the name of SPAMMUNISTS, and it is thanks to the SWIFT  and MERCILESS action of our leader that they were BANISHED FROM THE TIME STREAM.

But our top chronographers have noticed a steady leaking of Spammunist ideas such as EQUALITY and JUSTICE into our dimension. REST ASSURED that the Trunn administration is HARD AT WORK combating this threat. Time will tell if the crisis will escalate. Until then,
HAIL SATAN

STOP THIS DREADFUL TURN OF AFFAIRS IN SPA. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE MAJORITY OF THREADS ARE MAKING SENSE. THIS CAN NOT BE.

WISH ME GOOD LUCK!
I'm about to go to auditions for my school's production of Working. I have to hit and sustain a high B flat.  :o
(And I realize that for non-musicy people that sounded like bralfhibranhh)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Need I say more?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

MUSE FOR PREZ. CAUSE MUSE-IAH COMMANDS IT. QUESTION 5, QUESTION 6, HECK, EVEN QUESTION 11, MUSE-IAH'LL BE HERE TO ANSWER THEM WHATEVER WAY YOU WANT.
VOTE MUSE. CAUSE I TOLD YOU TOO.

In light of my recent return to the fold, I have decided to write a story starring YOU (but mostly me), for YOU (but mostly me), and about YOU (but yadda yadda). I'd like any/everyone's permission to use their characters, por favore (yes, I speak fluent Dutch.)

I'm bored. No-one's here to witness my return. So I'm going to hold conversation with myself.

I've discovered mathematical proof that not only do I exist, but I am God.
Muse =
Be amazed.
Take that nonbelievers.

Be nice.....

NO. IT CAN'T BE. IT IS!
MUSE IS BACK SUCKAHHHHHHSSSSSSS

Arguably the best genre of literature or movies ever. Google it.

Pick One

For all ye crusty Spammers who never leave the stinking bowels of this cesspool, as I previously said in the GD, Ringo, known as Elizabeth or Liz IRL, has been diagnosed with a remission of Stage I breast cancer. She's ok now, but is undergoing chemo. Please keep her in your prayers and thoughts.

Guys, I wanted you all to know that Ringo's had a recurrence of Stage I breast cancer. She's made it through before, but I just hope that you can keep her in your prayers, or at least your thoughts. She's ok right now, having made it through her lumpectomy and radiation, but is undergoing chemo. Again, she's not in a terminal stage, but please, keep her in your thoughts.

Krowdon turned out to be a middle-aged guy living with his parents?
And I was a college geek?
And.....(Fill in as you desire)

Bienvenue au francais! Welcome to French! Here, esteemed proffesors Dr. B. O. S. S. Muse and Dr. Ringo Starkey, Communist will help YOU woo that French cherie next-door, or impress your nerd/artsy/of questionable sexual orientation friends and teachers! So enlist below!

LURVELURVELURRRVVVEEE THIS MOVIE! Has anyone seen it? If not, I suggest you wathc it as soon as possible!

IF YOU CLIKCED HERE THINKING TO VOTE FOR LOVE,GET OUT!
VOTE FOR MUSE FOR MUSE! AND A FANFIC A MONTH! STARRING YOOOUUUUU!

I apologize for the spontaneous STOOPID POOPS. Yes, "stupid poops". I have been gone because I have been MAKING THINGS IN LAB GO BOOM-BOOM and accidently fired the wire that MAKES BRAIN GO SPARKITY-SPARK. THAT MEAN that I will occasionaly act like Camaclue on stupidity crack.
Any questions?