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Note to self: Make sure that there are some Spa citizens that are not promoted. Need someone to mildly threaten.
Have you ever heard that the pen is mightier than the sword?

Will it? Dang.

Citizen Stormsight: Baseless criticism of Federal Documents
Solution: Stern letter sent to mother. Spankings and time-outs expected.

FROM THE DESK OF MUSE, MINISTER OF FEEDING BLATANT LIES TO THE MINDLESS MASSES
Fellow Citizens of the Federation,
A New Era had begun in the Spa. Our Fearless Leader and Protector of Spam Ungatt Trunn II has toppled the Old Regime and been restored to his Rightful Place at our head as Absolute Dictator of Spa.

BUT ALL IS NOT WELL!


Ungatt Trunn is THREATENED by BARBARIC followers of THE OLD REGIME. They once took the name of SPAMMUNISTS, and it is thanks to the SWIFT  and MERCILESS action of our leader that they were BANISHED FROM THE TIME STREAM.

But our top chronographers have noticed a steady leaking of Spammunist ideas such as EQUALITY and JUSTICE into our dimension. REST ASSURED that the Trunn administration is HARD AT WORK combating this threat. Time will tell if the crisis will escalate. Until then,
HAIL SATAN

Sweeeet. Now I'm seven XP points away from leveling up.

Sigh....fine. I'll speak boringer.

CAN I ASK EXACTLY WHAT MY MISSION IS?

HIPPIE TREE-HUGGERS.

AS YOU COMMAND SIR.

WEEEEEEL UNGATT? DO I GET THE PART? I AM UNPREDICTABLY INSANE ENOUGH?

UNGATT NEED I REMIND YOU THAT I'M A PSYCHOTIC MANIAC WHO WORSHIPS HIMSELF IN THE FORM OF MUSE-IAH? MY MIND IS A PRIMORDIAL CHAOS. I WILL STRIKE QUICKLY AND WITHOUT HESITATION AT ANYONE WHO YOU, BUT MOSTLY I, DEEM A THREAT. I AM LIKE RED SKULL ON STEROIDS. HAVE YOU NOT ALREADY SEEN MY QUICK AND PAINFUL DESTRUCTION OF UMD THAT I HAVE CREATED FROM WITHIN?

My opinions are the opinions of my leaders. HEIL FEDERATION!!

In my opinion, the masses deserve nothing better.

Total, incurable insanity.

OOHOOOOHOOOOOOOH CAN I PLEASE HAVE PROPAGANDA!? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE