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 BarbaraMousey: ASHYRA!
pentephraxis: Yiss!
pentephraxis: Hi!
pentephraxis: It's you!
BarbaraMousey: *steals Retto*
pentephraxis: *wallops with a Deku Stick*
BarbaraMousey: *hides Plushie*
pentephraxis: *steals
pentephraxis: Retto*
BarbaraMousey: *steals back&
pentephraxis: ooooooooooh... me wants a Retto plushie!
pentephraxis: Waah!
BarbaraMousey: I'll give you a Stormclaw for birthday. *pats*
pentephraxis: that would be okay... BUT I WANT A RETTO!
BarbaraMousey: *clockss*
pentephraxis: reeeeeetttttttttooooooooooooooooo...
BarbaraMousey: http://www.angelfire.com/blog/adwi/86.jpg
BarbaraMousey: I'm MEAN.
pentephraxis: *clickie*
pentephraxis: Yisssssssssssssssssssssssssss
BarbaraMousey: http://www.angelfire.com/blog/adwi/dixieretolushie.jpg
pentephraxis: WAAAAAAAH!
pentephraxis: *steals*
BarbaraMousey: *pokes*
pentephraxis: They're.. so. spifffffyyyyy!
pentephraxis: I want a Retto!
BarbaraMousey: MINE!
pentephraxis: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BarbaraMousey: Mymine!
BarbaraMousey: *pokesy*
pentephraxis: *is pokesied*
BarbaraMousey: *hides Retto*
pentephraxis: *prods with an implement of prodding*
BarbaraMousey: Ow!
pentephraxis: Give. Me. Retto.
BarbaraMousey: I. Don't. Think. So.
pentephraxis: P.l.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.ea.s.e.?.
BarbaraMousey: N.n.
BarbaraMousey: NO!
pentephraxis: yiss!
pentephraxis: *gets out Deku Stick*
pentephraxis: *waves it threateningly*
BarbaraMousey: *waves Biggorn Sword*
BarbaraMousey: More like swings, actually....HEAVY!
pentephraxis: Waah! *steals*
BarbaraMousey: Okay, take it...But leave Retto to mE!
pentephraxis: YAY- er.. RETTOOOOOOO!
pentephraxis: Never!
BarbaraMousey: *slaps*
pentephraxis: I want Retto!
BarbaraMousey: noooooooo~!!!!111
BarbaraMousey: *clongs with thongs*
pentephraxis: *hides from the THONG*
BarbaraMousey: Ad's kissing/...
BarbaraMousey: *POKE*
pentephraxis: *is POKED*
pentephraxis: squeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
BarbaraMousey: *rettooo*

 It was a normal Southsward night, balmy and warm. Unless you live in a castle, then it's always cold.

Unless you're the warlady or warlord, in which case you have a blazing fire.

Which of course, the Lady Bloodrose did.

Tall and limber, her face held everything to be expected from a female Vulpine; sneaky  green eyes, the kind that dart about as they walk, giving them so careful and aperance. Scars were absent; for  foxes know how to heal. She wore not fine  ramnent, yet corse green linen, and no gems save a golden  chain necklace adored her body.  And a tatoo, the kind you would only see on a fox,  a  simple, red, rose, dripping blood down the side of her face, the kind that always has a story behind it.

Even so, that was not how Bloodrose came across her name.

Sitting at a desk, her paws dashed over parchment, writing a letter, or perhaps an anouncement.

Behind the lady, within paw's reach, hung a yew bow, carved all up and down with roses that matched her face, the wood stained with blood.

And yet this was not how she got her name.

The quiver hung next to the bow. The lady Bloodrose, not looking up from her writing, abesently reached up and took an arrow.

The shaft was fine and strong rosewood, shining in the firelight. The arrow head was black obsydian. The flight was red feathers, dyed with the blood of her victims.

That was how she got her name.

Among those pathitic good beasts, she was only knowns as Bloodrose The Bow.
The lady's castle sat on the edge of Southsward, hidden in a forest.
But of course, this hidden safeguard could not last forever, and that was why she wrote a letter:

"To Lady Pentephraxis-Nightwing:

I am interested in forming a fellowship with you. You master the sea, I do not; I am lady of the land. If you wish to form an alliance, write your reply saying so, and meet me on the border between Mossflower Country and Southsward; and come alone. If you try pulling a fast one, you'll find yourself dead as a coffen-nail.

From the paws of Lady Bloodrose."

Satified, Bloodrose sat back and called softly out for her hawk.

With a woosh of wings he landed on the perch outside the window.

"What dost ya requ're, Lady Blurdro'e?"

Bloodrose half-smiled.

"Take this," she said, holding out the sealed letter to Ashyra,"to lady Pentephraxis of Mossflower country, and make haste; if you are attacked, distroy the letter. Go!"

Bloodrose stepped back and watched her hawk leave.

"The storm has been brewing...With the help of Pentephraxis, we will take him down."



(OOC: For Ashyra and me, started by a few ingame IC messages. "him" could be someone else; that's why I added it.)

 Alright, I've seriously mucked up this time. I used all my cash, and now my army keeps leaving. I'll repay you once I can operate correctly, so this is just a loan.  Send it to #93 (Blackrose Reborn).

Thanks,

Lady Blackrose

 

I'm so lame it isn't funny.  :D

Okay, so this topic has a point:

I'm writing this book review, and trying to find out if someone or something raised in a way not normal for his culture/spicies will conform or rebel, and anything supporting either would be met with much glee.

Also, I want constructive critisim for The Taggerung; don't just say "it sucked" tell why it sucked. Or ruled. Give me a good quote and I might quote you by name in the report. Think of the Ego Boast!


Thanks so much!

I need this for my Terrouge resum?, so please, if you know something, POST IT.  

~Blackrose/Bloodrose

 Yep, that's right, Wisconsin, known for its CHEESE! CHEESE! Hehe! Poor Ashyra...She's in England. *horrified*

*ducks a flying thong*

 By this time tomarrow, I'll be in IL, maybe Chicago. I'm going to my dad's for 10 days, seeya guys!

Doesn't Tania live in IL, on a side note?

 RWL:

"Retto!"
"My Retto"
"RETTO IS MINE"
"*ducks  a flying thong*"

OTHER:

"Doomoss!" (Not funny)
"Dur."
"Pi!" (Really, really, not funny)
"Fire in the nosehole!" (NOT FUNNY IN THE VERY LEAST!!)
"Booger cooky!" (Ew)
"Teh Catgirl" (not very funny)
"Barf" (Gross)
"THONG!!!" (Heh)

 Now I will tell you what I've done for you/
50 thousand tears I've cried/
Screaming deceiving and bleeding for you/
And you still won't hear me/
Don't want your hand this time I'll save myself/
Maybe I'll wake up for once/
Not tormented daily defeated by you/
Just when I thought I'd reached the bottom/
I'm dying again/

I'm going under/
Drowning in you/
I'm falling forever/
I've got to break through/
I'm going under/

Blurring and stirring the truth and the lies/
So I don't know what's real and what's not/
Always confusing the thoughts in my head/
so I can't trust myself anymore/
I'm dying again/

I'm going under/
Drowning in you/
I'm falling forever/
I've got to break through/

So go on and scream/
Scream at me I'm so far away/
I won't be broken again/
I've got to breathe; I can't keep going under!

 *blinks* I am not back. After all, I haven't posted in ages. However, I could not resist dropping this off. But blame Ashyra. She STARTED it!

Link: READ FIRST

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Well, Stormclaw, without a doubt, Retto is a guy. *nodnod* It is the o n l y photo we have of the rare "Retto", so savor. Of course, it's all a joke. Don't be scared.

 I am so upset I feel like crying. I edited posts with things Shael could have edited no prob, and I got yelled at, some of my posts were edited, too, so I looked like an idiot, or the  edits just insulted me. I would stay so I can hang with Shael and Ashyra and Beatles, and Holby, and Brain, and JuJu, and Tania and Sarah, and Ad. And you all, but it isn't worth it. I am leaving, I will not be coming back, I don't think I'm gonna even play the game. So, Peace/WIADHAL, I hope you're really happy!


You may contact me at \armadilogal@wolfsinger.com\[/EMAIL\], but I might not answer. Bye, Ashyra. Amd Shael? Email me, and I'll get those award buttons to you.

In tears and rage,

Dixie The Wilted Rose.

 Happy 18th! From the Not Roadkill Armadillo, and the rest of the gang. Zoop! *Goes to prod Retto. Or at least freak him out.*

 Yeps! P'weeze?

 

 Well? *Points* I'll make you one that says something...

 RETTO

BOZE

AD

STORMCLAW

That's all.

 Cows!  From here!  Have fun!! I'll award gilders...

 Read it here

He was Terrouge's former editior, though I'm sure you knew that.

Yes, it's true...I...Don't know what to say.

Joshua Boycott, former Terrouge Editor-in-Chief, Pyr in ROCS1, wonderful guy, National Merit Semifinalist, Senate Page, a good friend... It's got to be wrong. Someone tell me it's wrong.

~Shorestar.



Just thought I'd mention it.

 Well, DUH.   :wub:  :wub:  :wub:  

 What ya do, is when you're under protection, you only loot to get cash, or scout for land. Early in the game, built 10  or more huts, which will get you lolalty everytime you use a turn. Also, build lotsa  guard towers. You'll find out, hang on. Also, as you use turns to loot, mass rats. Rats. And get skiffs, too.  You can get a buttload of rats quickly. When you're unproteted, you should have about 3000 rats, ten huts, and 5 guard towers. Using the same strat, buying more towers and huts, and making sure you don't run out of food, you procide to kick the nearest Loren member's tail in. Just kidding. When you attack, you use only gurilla strike. Anyway:

Ad.:

You can attack quickly using 1000 or more rats at once.
You have plenty of loyalty for healing
You lose less when you lose fighters
You also have plenty of loyalyty for missions

Dis.: Otherwise, you're pretty bad off, with less of a way to defend thyself.  But at least you can heal. (See above)
Landfat. If you ain't using it, it's gonna get snaped up. Watch out, and use that land right away!


Yeas....I don't think so, looking back. Anyways, comment.

 Dixie: So, you're addicted to Retto? Ya know, that can be really harmfull to your health...

Ashyra:How so?

Dixie: 'COS Retto is MINE!!!

Ashyra: IS NOT!

Dixie: Sure sign you're addicted...

Ashyra: Am NOT! (*While hugging a mine-Retto figgure*)

Dixie: Umm...Bring on a comirtel!!

___

"Do you hate rats? Call Joseph the bellmaker! He makes bells perfect for dropping on heads! Yea!! Call 1-800-721-8244"

_______

Dixie: I hate that one.

Ashyra: *Snigger*

Dixie: What?

Ashyra: Nothing! (Smirking)




(add on...This could be very fun (ny))