Coolness

[Trident]

 How is everybody doing so far?  I've hit almost 4 million offensive and defensive points.  Not to mention I have have almost 1 million rats.  What about everybody else?

[Holby]

 I got to rank 1! Had 900k stoats <_<
Not now, though. I've had like 80 defenses with only 3 percent <_<

[Badrang the Tyrant]

 Holby, that's got to suck.  I am doing good since I had no idea that they validated everyone until today.  Climbed up to rank 26 in less than 5 hours.