Funny Quotes

[TR_Shadow]

 "On the other hand...You have more fingers" -Bondiborg

"Before you make fun of someone walk a mile in their shoes.  Then when you make fun of them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes" -(I have no idea who came up with this)

"If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off" -EeveeFlareonGirl

"I was at this heavy rock concert and the lead singer came out and asked "how many of you feel like human beings?" then he asked "Now how many of you feel like animals!?" and everyone cheered. I didn't know there was a second part to the question, so I applauded for the 1st part. "Yes I do feel like a human, I do not feel like a tree."
-TRTraitor (Yes, there /IS/ a "TR" Fad)

You'll notice that most of the people I quote are from Wizpog

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