Short jokes

Started by Krowdon, August 02, 2012, 11:04:38 PM

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Krowdon

Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Camaclue

they would have birth defects and most likely would either be sterile or die young.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

Krowdon

That's really sad. :(
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Camaclue

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

Krowdon

Camaclue post more of those jokes please.
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Rakefur

I dunno bout short, but:

BAD THINGS ABOUT BEING TALL

1. People ask if you play basketball (when you hate it).
2. People ask you how tall you are.
3. People tell you that you are tall (as if you didn't
   already know).
4. Shopping for clothes (especially shoes).
5. Mirrors, I have not found a mirror that I don't have
   to duck for.
6. Showers, it sucks having to duck to wash your hair.
7. Baths, but does anyone fit into those things?
8. Shop signs, they are just too low and hard.
9. Fans..... Ouch.
10. Lights, Ouch.
11. Beds, head over one end and feet over the other.
12. Sleeping bags, no way in hell you can stretch out.
13. Sit down arcade games, just don't fit.
14. Sit down rides at shows (roller coasters), just
    don't fit.
15. Cinema seats, there is no room to stretch your legs.
16. You always intimidate people with your height.
17. You make people feel short around you.
18. Cars, god, it is hard to find a good car I can fit into.
19. People who say that they would like to be tall.
20. People who say:  "You could see well in a crowd."
21. Having to crouch to use public phones.
22. Having to crouch to use ATMs.
23. Having to crouch in public toilets so you don't see over
    the cubical.
24. Motel Beds.
25. Blankets.
26. One size fits all socks.
27. Morons who love to hear themselves talk say: "Is it
    raining up there?"
28. Have to buy XX Large shirts for the sleeves, and then
    deal w/ the extra material around the waist.
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RAKEFUR IS 8% PIRATE 90% SMACK TALK AND 2% STOOPID
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Krowdon

I pull 27 on people sometimes.
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Captain Mortspear

A man walks into a bar and asks for a cup of water, the bartender pulls uot a shotgun an fires a blast just past the man's head the man says thank you and walks out. Why?











the man had hiccups.
SEMPER FIDELIS, EULALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Krowdon

#23
Clever. I would be scared to pieces if a dude pulled a shotgun on me.

That bartender must be Ungatt.
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Camaclue

it would be the Spa Bar
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

Krowdon

Quote from: Ashyra Nightwingi have work to do and that is why i'm playing rwl, this is how it always works

Ungatt Trunn II

Quote from: Krowdon on August 08, 2012, 02:28:53 PM
Clever. I would be scared to pieces if a dude pulled a shotgun on me.

That bartender must be Ungatt.

I wouldn't miss. Their head would be all over the bar once I was done.
DIE HIPPIE DIE

Captain Mortspear

#27
A man is trapped in a room that was built around him, there are no windows or doors. the only things in the room are a table and a mirror. How does he get out?















the man looks into the mirror, he sees what he saw. He takes the saw and cuts the table in half, two halves make a whole, he escapes through the hole. 
SEMPER FIDELIS, EULALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Camaclue

not a joke, that's a riddle.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 12, 2012, 09:10:32 PM
ey M8 ur cheeky i swear ill wreck ur [poop]

Holby

Quote from: Rakefur on August 08, 2012, 08:27:04 AM
I dunno bout short, but:

BAD THINGS ABOUT BEING TALL

1. People ask if you play basketball (when you hate it).
2. People ask you how tall you are.
3. People tell you that you are tall (as if you didn't
   already know).
4. Shopping for clothes (especially shoes).
5. Mirrors, I have not found a mirror that I don't have
   to duck for.
6. Showers, it sucks having to duck to wash your hair.
7. Baths, but does anyone fit into those things?
8. Shop signs, they are just too low and hard.
9. Fans..... Ouch.
10. Lights, Ouch.
11. Beds, head over one end and feet over the other.
12. Sleeping bags, no way in hell you can stretch out.
13. Sit down arcade games, just don't fit.
14. Sit down rides at shows (roller coasters), just
    don't fit.
15. Cinema seats, there is no room to stretch your legs.
16. You always intimidate people with your height.
17. You make people feel short around you.
18. Cars, god, it is hard to find a good car I can fit into.
19. People who say that they would like to be tall.
20. People who say:  "You could see well in a crowd."
21. Having to crouch to use public phones.
22. Having to crouch to use ATMs.
23. Having to crouch in public toilets so you don't see over
    the cubical.
24. Motel Beds.
25. Blankets.
26. One size fits all socks.
27. Morons who love to hear themselves talk say: "Is it
    raining up there?"
28. Have to buy XX Large shirts for the sleeves, and then
    deal w/ the extra material around the waist.
These are not jokes.
I will not deleted this