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For many seasons had the citadel of Kilkenne, true Emperor of the Northlands lie dormant. For too many had it been falling into neglect. But in the last week, masses have been on the move, all going North. All bearing the black Cross, set against the deep Crimson of the flags. Kilkenne was returning to his ancestral grounds. He was back.

Millions flocked to him, from all through mossflower, bearing well-kept armour, looking as it did the day that the Militia was disbanded. Now was to be a new order in the North. A strong one. Looking towards the mountains, any beast in Mossflower can hear the dull pounding of drums, and sometimes they may see the well-ordered drill marching of the rats and stoats, all in the lorica segmentata of the Imperial Forces of the North. All in synchronization. All with one thing on their minds.

And so the rumour grew, reaching even the lowest parts of Southsward...Kilkenne had returned...But he was dead?


The rumours grew.

 *Blows up neighbor's mailbox and laughs hysterically as he types this* (I really did blow it up!)

And remember, if it doesnt burn, dont try to make it, cause its a waste of fire-inducing substances!

 Hehe...See it? It's a one-day deal! *wanders off to take exams on his special day, grumbling*

 Sorry for my numerous typing errors here, but I can barely see the screen. You know why? I'm incredibly upset for some odd reason. Why? Because I've probably put 500-1000 hours into RWL since I joined in October of last year. (could have been late september) It was fun, I played, I was in a lot of good clans and all, I was number one a few times, not for long each time, but every time I've played, I've been in the top 10 for 95% of my existence. Now, I've decided to leave on the account that there's another 95% figure. 95% of the people here are idiots or are just plain ignorant. Go ahead, say "Why Kilk, that's a terrible thing to say! I'm going to stop reading this at once, because you're an idiot yourself" Well fine, do what you want, but to the few of you who will keep reading...

(a small background)

In the beginning, I started playing RWL, I had no IDEA what I was doing. I was number 60 on the original server. I was a Stoat, because at the time it wasn't DEX. Ereptor was 61, and we founded the original TBV. I quickly left that clan when I realized that I was accepted into DI, where I prospered and hit the top ten quite quickly, where I remained through the entire war with Spigot...No time to explain that. After that, I had a succession of small wars in the first KM, we were a dominant force of the game for over a month, but even that came to an end, as Fenix, otherwise known as Josh broke it up. The world came crashing down as there was a re-start and we had to build up all over again. Once more, KM arose, and we dominated the game for about a week or so, but it was more towards the middle of a round. Then, I led Empire to whole new heights before Ereptor broke that and we all know what happened when he was in first...Anyhow, back to the reason why I decided to leave..

Well, as you know, I led the KM from this era as well. I got the majority of the best players, and set up shop at the top of the game...So it happened...First, we had a treaty with <==}=, the Clan of Evil Blades. Well, when we were strapped for land sources when we had 8 out of the 10 top spots, the rest were held by winter, we decided to break the treaty and use them to get some land. I asked my clan members about this...And the general consensus was that that would be fine, as winter was too strong, and we didn't want a major war yet...So then people got on Wolf Bite pretty hard, saying he had committed war crimes of some sort, and he did not, it was me and the rest of the clan. The other thing that I did, was kick out a member to let ECT in, if you don't know who that is, figure it out. A former Pal member, alcazar was chosen. I told him why, and the reason was this...ECT had 3.8 million stoats, and 1.8 BILLION dollars, even in his small stature, Orcrist found the information. He said he would be picking one KM member a day to crush dead until I either let him in or killed him. And not being one able to defeat numbers like that, I had to let it in, and explained to alcazar why I had to do so. Even then, people in the clan began to fear me, and they went to Wolf Bite with their problems. He promised not to tell me about their problems, at their wishes, and he did not say anything. Now honestly, if you tell someone problems, you would expect them fixed...and they did, except the problem was, Wolf Bite kept his word and did not tell me, so everyone left without a word, so naturally, they attack me. This is a rude reminder to me that most everyone here is a fickle idiot. I mean, of course you can leave the clan, but an organized leaving of everyone? Wheeee! Sounds like a lot of fun for Kilk, who gets on, sees everyone has left, and doesn't know why...Stuff like this happens here all the time, just on a smaller scale, and I'm not going to put another 500 hours into this game just to have it happen again, thus is why I am quitting. Screw RWL, I'm sick and tired of people doing dumb things that make me lose hours and hours of work...That's why I'm inconsolable right now.




I was known as the Evil Baron of RWL...The Hero...now I've just been taken for a huge fool. I've been denied what kept me going for a long while. I don't have much to call on anymore. Goodbye.

EDIT from years later: Wow I was upset about this, hahaha

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Redwall: Warlords
DARK EMPIRES EXPANSION
No such user!


That's what I get when I try to login, I know I'm using the right username/password, because it is the same as I always use...Any admins feel like fixing it/figuring out what's wrong?

 All right, everyone...As all oldbies know, my clan KM, has twice ruled over this game, and (once with the tag KM, once with the tag Empire) and it is back upon this glorious re-set. Any former members are welcome to join, and warlords that wish to join, but were not in it before may ask to be evaluated for joining. This evaluation process isn't going to be bad or anything, just making sure you don't take the place of an older player, etc. Well, anyhow, that's all...LONG LIVE THE MILITIA!

FORMER MEMBERS:

Ragefur
Ereptor
Dead Eye
General Austin
Orcrist
Kilkenne (haha)
Windhound
Shael
And more, just remind me...(I'm feeling lazy, hehe)

 Well I certainly thought it was godly.

 Yup, it's true, I'm finally leaving the RWL scene as a known Warlord. I'll be back at the re-set I presume, but just not around as a horde you guys know on the reg or turbo.

In the words of Ragefur:

Turrah.

 He had fallen from the battlements of the tallest tower, a spear in his midsection, and had fallen down, it felt like an eternity as he fell, but he managed to survive...shortly. Lying there, the remains of his guard all around him on the grounds of his mountain citadel, all he could think of was his son, aptly named Kilk after his own nickname, escaping to the south, where he would gather forth the remaining Marauders and carry on the family legacy. The dream was over...Crushed by the iron fist of an Emperor to defy the True Emperor of the North...

As he breathed his las, his scimitar fell from his unclenching paw, it's hilt made of the finest ivory, the sheening blade stained with the blood of many soldiers...There was silence in all but one part of his castle...his throne room.  It was naught but the rustling of a parchment on a table near a broken window in the room...it was as letter addressed to Orcrist the Vengeful, who was to be the next to take on the reigns of power...



((PLEASE REFRAIN FROM POSTING ON THIS TOPIC))

 As you see, the Emperor of all of Mossflower has pulled away from all others in networth. His forces can sweep the plains devoid of life if not stopped. Come, fight the good fight, remove this threat from our lands. It is the largest threat we have ever faced. I have already disbanded Imperial for their own protection, and still we will not be safe...No one is.


(the storyline is here...)

 Eh, just something to do, I think we need an antagonist for the forums, as Ad is our beacon of light...Now that Beatles (the unofficial one) is no longer welcome, the position lies vacant.

 I am hereby founding the Coalition against <=={= and their follower clans. Clans that have come to me speaking and that I have spoken to about the Clan of Flaming Blades are as follows: SMiTeYoU, RFF, LL and of course, KM.

I ask that representatives from those clans post here, just to let yourselves be known to each other. Other clans are welcome to join.

 Yup...that about sums it all up.

(I abstained my vote/ nullified)

 I dunno, I always just thought I had the Northlands, I've been the big one up here all the time, was first here...Eh, decided that that may not be the general concensus (sp, I realize)...

((NOTE: Retto is leaving soon, so I didn't put him on the poll, though he does rule ALL now, and isn't a sub-ruler of a piece...))

 I'm opening my mercenary service with offers to small clans to get me on their side in clan wars...if you message me, and tell me your problem, your clan, and why you are going to war, I can set an agreeable rate for my horde to fight on your side!