Chatting with Ublaz

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August 31, 2011, 10:33:27 AM Last Edit: August 31, 2011, 10:36:24 AM by The Lady Shael
Ublaz hates mingling among the common folk, but I persuaded him to answer some of his fan mail (read normally, up to down):



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Mon, 29 Aug 2011 09:41:57 -0600
From: Sabretache (#19)
Who is this Ublaz, that he should be emperor over us? Comrades-in-arms, we must make a stand for our rights. Together, we shall take the Pearls. Together, we shall keep them. And together, we shall set one of our own as Emperor over all this country in place of this imposter. But only if we work together. As a team. As a family. As AN ARMY!!!!!!!!!!


Mon, 29 Aug 2011 09:44:25 -0600
From: Emperor Ublaz Madeyes (#4)
Never!! Foolish soldier, you will never defeat me!

-Ublaz Madeyes

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 09:48:16 -0600
From: Sabretache (#19)
Your Army has turned against you. The tide has turned. We no longer take orders from you. To us you are but a dead body, pounded to pieces by the surf.

-Sabretache, Captain of the Guards



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Mon, 29 Aug 2011 22:24:10 -0600
From: Land Farm {Free Land} (#15)
I am Land Farm!!! The greatest emperor of Redwall Warlords! You dare say your the best?! Fool! Me and my loyal followers will strike you down!!!


Tue, 30 Aug 2011 07:52:15 -0600
From: Emperor Ublaz Madeyes (#4)
You make me laugh. You are but an ant compared to my undefeatable greatness.

-Emperor Ublaz


Tue, 30 Aug 2011 07:55:12 -0600
From: Land Farm {Free Land} (#15)
Yes. As of now. But do you not know the herald of Land Farm? I have come once again. I will strike down your tyranny. Your taxes are outrageous! How dare you! The time has come, my judgement is at hand!

-Land Farm


Tue, 30 Aug 2011 08:15:51 -0600
From: Emperor Ublaz Madeyes (#4)
Land farm = weakling! Come let your paltry little insults rain upon my mighty being, they do nothing!

-Emperor Ublaz


Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:45:42 -0600
From: Land Farm {Free Land} (#15)
Oh evil one...why do you oppose peace and prosperity???

My crusade will be righteous. Unarm your troops. Or may a terrible fate befall your empire.


Wed, 31 Aug 2011 09:19:53 -0600
From: Emperor Ublaz Madeyes (#4)
Begone, termite. Your useless requests annoy me more than a fly buzzing in my ear.

-Emperor Ublaz

P.S. Thanks for the free stuff



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Mon, 29 Aug 2011 23:00:49 -0600
From: The Core (#8)
As your number 1 weapon you should give me an advanced protection payment. My only request for now is a big batch of loyalty to ration through the clan.

Denying this tribute earns enemies


Tue, 30 Aug 2011 08:10:12 -0600
From: Emperor Ublaz Madeyes (#4)
Such an absurd request. You should be giving me your protection services for free.

-Emperor Ublaz


Tue, 30 Aug 2011 09:22:13 -0600
From: The Core (#8)
As an emperor, what do you offer your people?

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 11:35:00 -0600
From: Emperor Ublaz Madeyes (#4)
The permission to use the plentiful resources of the island Sampetra. And ruggedly handsome good looks.

-Emperor Ublaz


Tue, 30 Aug 2011 12:45:59 -0600
From: The Core (#8)
If you are destroyed i'll make much more with the .005 tax. Your sharp looks are of no interest to me as i'm a male.

I'll ransom you for your title.
Pay me 500billion cash or feel my wrath


Wed, 31 Aug 2011 09:24:56 -0600
From: Emperor Ublaz Madeyes (#4)
I know you're trying to resist my charm but it's useless to hold back.

Bring on the wrath, I bow down to no warlord. Insolent gnat!

-Emperor Ublaz
~The Lady Shael Varonne the Benevolent of the Southern Islands, First Empress of Mossflower Country, and Commandress of the Daughters of Delor

RWLers, your wish is my command...as long as it complies with the rules.

Rakefur

#1
August 31, 2011, 10:42:51 AM Last Edit: August 31, 2011, 10:44:51 AM by Rakefur
Land Farm shall down any opposition with a wave of His hand.

Aug 31 2011, 7:44 AM (T) - Land Farm {Free Land}:*scouts*

Aug 31 2011, 7:44 AM (T) - Sabretache:Is it thou, Land Farm?

Aug 31 2011, 7:49 AM (T) - Land Farm {Free Land}:Yes oh mighty guardian. You have been taught well, now it is time to use that knowledge and wisdom to defeat Ublaz.

Aug 31 2011, 7:50 AM (T) - Sabretache:Yes, my Master

Aug 31 2011, 7:54 AM (T) - Land Farm {Free Land}:But where are my other children? Alone we do not stand a chance at beating Ublaz. We need to gather the High Priestess and Legend of Ryu.

Aug 31 2011, 7:55 AM (T) - Sabretache:We must wait. It is not yet time.

Aug 31 2011, 7:59 AM (T) - Sabretache:When the time comes, my troops will pour out of the citadel and overwhelm all opposition. There will be no mercy

Aug 31 2011, 8:01 AM (T) - Land Farm {Free Land}:Your true title: Citadel of the Gods. Indeed I can trust you with my children... Soon we shall take arms and charge. Soon...

Aug 31 2011, 8:02 AM (T) - Sabretache:I pray it may be very soon...

Notice I was the only one to get the last word. Hmm.
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#2
August 31, 2011, 01:00:17 PM
Quote from: The Lady Shael on August 31, 2011, 10:33:27 AM
And ruggedly handsome good looks.
-Emperor Ublaz

Cultural victory.

The Lady Shael

#3
August 31, 2011, 01:04:07 PM
Shush you.
~The Lady Shael Varonne the Benevolent of the Southern Islands, First Empress of Mossflower Country, and Commandress of the Daughters of Delor

RWLers, your wish is my command...as long as it complies with the rules.

Sevah

#4
September 06, 2011, 09:25:57 PM
The Core ripped him apart.

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 09:24:56 -0600
From: Emperor Ublaz Madeyes (#4)
I know you're trying to resist my charm but it's useless to hold back.

Bring on the wrath, I bow down to no warlord. Insolent gnat!

-Emperor Ublaz
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Ublaz is a twit for the gnat comment
This cuddlefriendy suggestion was brought to you by Sevz.

Sevah

#5
September 07, 2011, 04:25:50 AM
Wed, 07 Sep 2011 03:25:04 -0600
NEW: From The Core (#8) (?)

Your Army breaks through Emperor Ublaz Madeyes's defenses and captures 1,587 Acres of Land! In the effort, you lost:
470,175 Rats
906,097 Weasels
1,273,469 Stoats
388,104 Skiffs
518 Lizards
In their defense, Emperor Ublaz Madeyes lost:
211,878 Rats
883,328 Weasels
183,438 Stoats
357,614 Skiffs
86,847 Lizards
This cuddlefriendy suggestion was brought to you by Sevz.

Preußen

#6
September 07, 2011, 07:22:16 PM
Quote from: Sevah on September 07, 2011, 04:25:50 AM
Wed, 07 Sep 2011 03:25:04 -0600
NEW: From The Core (#8) (?)

Your Army breaks through Emperor Ublaz Madeyes's defenses and captures 1,587 Acres of Land! In the effort, you lost:
470,175 Rats
906,097 Weasels
1,273,469 Stoats
388,104 Skiffs
518 Lizards
In their defense, Emperor Ublaz Madeyes lost:
211,878 Rats
883,328 Weasels
183,438 Stoats
357,614 Skiffs
86,847 Lizards

Congratulations!

Pippin

#7
September 08, 2011, 01:58:23 PM
sevz first broke on the monday i think, and since then we've been hitting him with rats/stealing his cash with ease.

im surprised no one else has tried yet, sackings well worth the desertions and whats a few mil rats compared to 300m+ food per sack.

is it me or are there any barely active good players?
1. Mike Oxlong (#14)
$16,999,999,999 with 275,000 Acres
3. AL CAPONE (#23)
$887,873,381 with 14,939 Acres
3. wrecking balls (#9)
$801,398,171 with 32,301 Acres
1. Nazgul (#5)
$1,503,190,327 with 201,952 Acres

Sevah

#8
September 10, 2011, 10:42:20 AM
Most players are semi active so not very effective and when we play hardball their choice is team up or give up.
I vacated for a week or so. When everyone catches up i'll come back. I got plenty of everything but team woodlander needs another leaderer. Preferably a good stoat. Anyone in the clan with well rounded skills needs to revolt to stoat, practice indying then last minute academy.
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Gen. Volkov

#9
September 13, 2011, 12:51:27 AM
I have been without internet for awhile. So I've been logging in to run every 2 or 3 days or so, whenever I can steal time on a computer that has internet. Finally have it back now though.
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#10
September 13, 2011, 07:29:39 AM
Thu, 08 Sep 2011 19:37:05 -0600
To Emperor Ublaz Madeyes (#4) (?)

So I heard you looked at yourself in the mirror and your reflection threw up.

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 18:19:55 -0600
To Emperor Ublaz Madeyes (#4) (?)

And I heard you like mudkips.


Mon, 12 Sep 2011 09:41:45 -0600
From Emperor Ublaz Madeyes (#4) (?)

Ouch. :'(

And I LOVE mudkips....I'm eating some right now. :D

-Ublaz
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