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I win.

I noticed this as I was building stuff. I had 32001 land and 16000 of two different structures.
16000*2 = 32000
Should have 1 land left, correct? Apparently not as I had 235 land left. So I decided to see what would happen if I built on them.

Now I have 32235 buildings on 32001 land.

*20 minutes go by while I wait for enough turns to see what happens when I attempt to get negative land*

Hey, it seem to have corrected itself.

*eyes Shael suspiciously*

When attempting to goldmine on turbo I get this:

I was thinking of moving to Florida, living with grandma, getting a part time job, and working as a graphic designer. I could sell my truck and use the money to by panniers for my bike and weather-proof gear for myself; use what's left over to pay for the gas to get down there (1400 miles = 7 tanks of gas = $130).

I would be in Ft. Lauderdale. I could learn to surf! Maybe other stuff. How do you meet people?

I could take a couple of weeks and couch surf my way down there! That would be awesome. And I don't need a passport. I could ship my guitar and some books down there. Or just some books and buy a new guitar when I arrive.

Getting my clothes there could be an issue, but I won't need any of the long sleeve shirts. So it would just be t-shirts and jeans, and with the extra storage that panniers would provide I might be able to do it. most of what I own consist of books which I wouldn't bring. The CD half of my music collection is all on the comp.

Wow, I don't own a lot of stuff: books, music, and clothes. My computer and my bike. That's about it. I only ever wear one pair of shoes.

Florida is humid, but it would probably be easy to find a Spanish tutor.

So, do you think I could do it? Good idea, bad idea? The only commitment I have here is YLT, which is for another year, but I could get out of that if approached with a suitably tempting opportunity.

I was thinking ...

I rode through smoke and fire and burnt the hair off my right arm to get here. I jumped railroad track and ran from the police to get here.

Y'all better be worth it.

my life sounds so much more interesting in writing

Anyways, I thought there were to many topics about leaving.

~ Aqualis, powered by ice cream

If I vanish for a week or so do not be alarmed. I will simply be off attempting to live a life that I'm not ashamed to tell others about.

I'm reminded of a commercial from a few years back. A Harley commercial. A grandpa sitting on his front porch telling his grandchildren stories of the Harleys from his era. A grandkid pipes up and says "did you have harley grandpa?" all excited and admiring of his daredevilish ancestor. Then comes the heartbreaking response, "No, I spent the money on aluminium siding instead."

I will never be that guy. And so my appearance here will be intermittent if not non-existent for the next week or so.

;)

This makes my bad habits worse.  ;)

(01:12:55 AM) sticker334: there are so many weed related names on turbo
(01:13:58 AM) sticker334: Cocoa (#10)
(01:14:02 AM) sticker334: Cocoa (#10) is obviously a stoner
(01:14:19 AM) sticker334: he named it after the type of weed
(01:14:25 AM) sticker334: it's one of the most popular in the world
(01:14:36 AM) mpanabc: Obviously I missed something
(01:14:38 AM) windhound96: Cocoa is apple's scripting langue
(01:14:44 AM) mpanabc: Cocoa is a dessert
(01:14:48 AM) pheonixvette: cocoa is a drink
(01:15:06 AM) sticker334: lol the cocoa was a joke
(01:15:14 AM) pheonixvette: are you sure?
(01:17:41 AM) pheonixvette: cocoa fiber is used to fertilize marijuana
(01:17:41 AM) pheonixvette: so there
(01:17:56 AM) windhound96: gah
(01:18:12 AM) windhound96: I was going to be Gecko..  but Cocoa seemed more festive

I wasn't sure if this would go here or in Spa, so I put here for posterity ... or something.

Anyways: http://o-the-insanity.blogspot.com/2007/11/on-fame-and-fortune-and-virtuous-vices.html

[this is 100% inappropriate for this forum aqualis! This will be the only warning you get for stuff like this.] -PA

My friend poked me in the neck with a pen, told me I was fun to hurt, and then chased me around demanding my shoe laces.

As I write this, I have been up for 33 hours. My goal is to make it until after engl 101 tomorrow, which would make for a total of 54 hours.

I am leaving SIUE at the end of the semester. I have decided to become an English major and transfer to UIS. I hope to get a part time job and my own apartment. :-D

*raises hand*

Yeah, I'd much rather be somewhere else, doing something else. Like be in Argentina, studying spanish and playing my guitar. But noooo, I couldn't think of that in time, so I'm stuck here instead.

Yo.

I'll be working at a camp all summer, in the kitchen. Yay!

Any advice?

Thanks to a recent SPAM post, I got the idea to submit this site to StumblUpon. The forums were not yet discovered, but apparently the game was. So that's a good thing.

Hahahahaha *celebrates* :-D

These are the ones that are safe to copy in full to the forums *hopes the word filter catches any residual vulgarities*:

http://www.bash.org/?240849
<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls

http://www.bash.org/?83627
<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

http://www.bash.org/?329292
<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wat is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

http://www.bash.org/?362137
<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven> :(

http://www.bash.org/?409
<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4

http://www.bash.org/?291262
<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense

http://www.bash.org/?12431
<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big duck devil
<Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
<Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
<Hiroe> at some anime con in california
<Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
<Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space
<Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
<Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice

http://www.bash.org/?283491
<BronsonTheBeef> So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes
<BronsonTheBeef> to talk about diversity and racism and poo today
<BronsonTheBeef> prof's never met him..
<BronsonTheBeef> in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude
<BronsonTheBeef> he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything
<BronsonTheBeef> has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer
<BronsonTheBeef> he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear
<BronsonTheBeef> walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us
<BronsonTheBeef> the prof's like...'are you... jeff?'
<BronsonTheBeef> he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle
<BronsonTheBeef> waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some poo
<BronsonTheBeef> so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and poo
<BronsonTheBeef> and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin'
<BronsonTheBeef> then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit
<BronsonTheBeef> and says 'sorry I'm late'
<BronsonTheBeef> it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college
<BronsonTheBeef> he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms

http://www.bash.org/?99835
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

http://www.bash.org/?4753
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

http://www.bash.org/?414593
DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

http://www.bash.org/?330261
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

http://www.bash.org/?349567
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh poo!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

http://www.bash.org/?171987
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

http://www.bash.org/?127039
<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
       Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
       in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
       whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
       telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
       then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
       they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
       Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
       business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
       added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
       so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
       the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
       yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
       demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
       very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.


And these are probably not safe, so I'll just link:

This one wouldn't make as much sense if it got filtered so: http://www.bash.org/?309397
http://www.bash.org/?180081
http://www.bash.org/?6460
http://www.bash.org/?670375
http://www.bash.org/?608100
http://www.bash.org/?416857
http://www.bash.org/?99060
http://www.bash.org/?287414
http://www.bash.org/?602698

Just right a story that is two sentences long. Here's mine:

"There was, at one point (it was a while ago), a small (as in tiny(really really itty-bitty)) man (more like troll, but he was human) who liked to collect human souls (yes, those, the real ones). No one (not a single person) could figure out how he did this (there was a long running custom in their little village to not question the motives of the creepy old man who harvested souls (some thought this wise, others not so much (these "others" usually ended up having their souls collected (it was a messy unpleasant affair and most people tried very hard to avoid it, hence the custom to not question the creepy, little old man)))), until one day, a young man (about 20 years of age, tall, lanky, you know the drill) came to the little village (a small, forgotten village way up in the mountains renowned only for their yak raising prowess (and they were the best yak raisers)) and found himself in the unfortunate position (lady luck at it again) of providing a live demonstration (this young traveler had it coming (he pushed old women and made little kids cry (part of the reason he was traveling was actually caused by this (he was trying to escape from the angry husbands of the old women he shoved and the angry mothers of the children whom he made cry)))) when he trespassed upon the creepy old man's property (thus ending the mystery of how he harvested human souls (it was not pretty (he danced around with a chicken, muttered some words (dark, scary words) and made some marks upon his victims body, then this faint wispy thing floated out and went into a little jar (a marvelous little jar of unique construction that the weird old man made himself in his forsaken looking little hut)))."