I have two pick up lines but does anyone know any good jokes/pick up lines?
Guys this is really important to me.
Hey, you tired? Cause you've been running in my mind all day... Like that?
I would have said 'running through my mind all day'
And also that is not necromancer/necromancy related but I like it.
I really need necromancer/necromancy themed jokes/pick up lines.
I can improve upon Muse's submission to make it better suit your brief.
Hey, you tired? 'Cause you look dead.
But still... wat.
Quote from: Genevieve on November 08, 2012, 08:02:21 PM
I can improve upon Muse's submission to make it better suit your brief.
Hey, you tired? 'Cause you look dead.
That's good thank you Gen. And it's for a thing I'm doing with a friend it's complicated.
My favorite one is "Are you a necromancer? Because you certainly look like you could raise a few bones."
Hey, buddy you look dead, but maybe I could raise your spirit!
*ba-dum tch*
What do you get when you raise a dead bird? Dead air!
Why did the soul have to give Death two coins? There was a death toll!
What do you call a county full of the undead? A parish!
all these corny jokes hurt my head and make me feel bad
The first one and last one are the best. :D
I actually laughed.
yay I actually made you laugh with cornish jokes.
are you dead?
no.
are you strangely addicted to yourself
What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaiiiinnnnsssss
what do zombies take to get to work? Traaaiiiinnnsss
What do zombie plumbers fix? Draaaiinnnssss
No
krowdon aka i dont like turkeys but i'll lol about a chicken
Good work Durza.
Also pippin, what?
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necromancy.
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Necromancy.
Quote from: stormsight on November 09, 2012, 03:47:57 PM
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necromancy.
Whoever did the illustrations for Wesnoth has a fairly distinctive style
Looked at that and immediately thought "oh hey, that's a Wesnoth Lich"
truestory.
This topic is acting weird for me last time I replied Pippin had the last message I am so confused.
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Hahaha
Only you will ever know what I said.
Same here. Excellent.
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Awwwwwwwww that's adorable.
cute