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Discussion => Spa Room 101 => Topic started by: Ashyra Nightwing on March 20, 2009, 09:37:11 AM

Poll
Question: ???
Option 1: MR FUZZPUFF votes: 3
Option 2: SOMETHING ELSE votes: 9
Title: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Ashyra Nightwing on March 20, 2009, 09:37:11 AM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/15y64it.jpg)
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Holby on March 20, 2009, 09:46:44 AM
Plonky.

This could have many meanings:

1. Your cat is an alcoholic.
2. It comes from a long like of Plonks.
3. It makes a plonky sound when you try to bounce it
4. Pop goes the weasel, but plonk goes the cat.
5. Plonky Wonky.
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Holby on March 20, 2009, 10:00:40 AM
Actually, I don't like 4. But the other reasons are good.
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Ashyra Nightwing on March 20, 2009, 11:33:06 AM
Quote from: Holby on March 20, 2009, 10:00:40 AM
Actually, I don't like 4. But the other reasons are good.

You may not like your reasoning, but 1 to 5 are all correct. Especially 3.
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Aqualis on March 20, 2009, 04:48:47 PM
I've never like animals with honorifics so name it Something Else. You'll just end up calling it "kitty" anyways.

http://xkcd.com/231/
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Ashyra Nightwing on March 20, 2009, 04:53:27 PM
Yeah, I've been calling it 'Cat' for years, I just thought it was time that it acquired a name...and a gender.

That comic is the truth. You should hear me talking to my cat. I've stopped using actual words and now just use a series of 'miaow's. Either that or I repeat the noises it makes.
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Death on March 20, 2009, 05:32:00 PM
Muhammad Ali the black prize fighter.
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Gen. Volkov on March 21, 2009, 02:10:38 AM
Call him Sobek, Devourer of Souls.
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Firetooth on March 21, 2009, 09:39:17 AM
Call him King Lemon the stupid
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Ungatt Trunn II on March 21, 2009, 02:52:09 PM
*throws Firetooth into an incinerator and watches him... incinerate?*

NO! Cats are NOT stupid! It's not possible! In fact, scientists estimate the IQ of a cat is OVER 9000!!!!
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Shadow on March 21, 2009, 03:14:13 PM
Schrodinger!
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Ungatt Trunn II on March 21, 2009, 03:45:33 PM
Maybe, I'm not sure who said it!
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Shadow on March 21, 2009, 03:47:02 PM
never, ever, ever name a cat "Mr." anything, it is reminiscent of old ladies with dressed up poodles.
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Firetooth on March 21, 2009, 03:50:29 PM
Well cats are meant to be smarter then dogs...which I can believe
Call him Firetooth :P
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Shadow on March 21, 2009, 03:54:03 PM
or Shadow!
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Firetooth on March 21, 2009, 03:55:05 PM
Firetooth is a more catish name, specially for a cat like that. It'd have to be bright pink to be called Shadow :P
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Wolf Snare on March 22, 2009, 12:51:47 AM
Rakinishu has a nice ring to it. Or, Gallipindorian, short is gally.
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Ungatt Trunn II on March 22, 2009, 09:28:06 AM
Name it Red.
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Ashyra Nightwing on March 25, 2009, 09:11:45 AM
Here's a cat update: I gave it some catnip and it attacked my arm in a drunken rage. I'm bleeding. Maybe it doesn't deserve a name after all...
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Firetooth on March 25, 2009, 10:58:18 AM
Call it "the cat with no name"
Or Clint Eastwood :P
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Ungatt Trunn II on March 25, 2009, 11:29:47 AM
"Assassin Kitteh" Seems to fit it.
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Aqualis on March 26, 2009, 06:22:36 PM
Quote from: Ashyra Nightwing on March 25, 2009, 09:11:45 AM
Here's a cat update: I gave it some catnip and it attacked my arm in a drunken rage. I'm bleeding. Maybe it doesn't deserve a name after all...

If you are not faster than the cat you should not provoke it.
Title: Re: WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY CAT?
Post by: Krowdon on April 06, 2009, 04:35:07 PM
Takara once had a cat thrown on her. she has the scars to prove it.