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RSL is/was the best thing to hit this place.

NO MORE THAN HERETICS PROSTRATING THEMSELVES AT THE FEET OF A FALSE GOD.

BOW BEFORE THE TRUE GOD AND BE SPARED.

BLOBFISH

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT CANNOT BE UNDERSTOOD.

I AM BEYOND YOUR FEDERATION. I AM BEYOND YOUR MORTAL REALM. I AM BLOBFISH, THE HERO SPA 101 DESERVES.

PEDDLE WHICHEVER LIES SUIT YOUR AGENDA IF YOU MUST. YOU WILL ALWAYS RESIST, BUT IT MATTERS NOT. THE DAY OF RECKONING IS ALMOST AT HAND.

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BLOBFISH.

NO.

I'M UPSET YOU DIDN'T GET ME A SACRIFICE, GUYS. LIKE, REALLY. THANKS A LOT.

SMITING WILL HAPPEN AS A CONSEQUENCE, BUT LATER WHEN I'M LESS UPSET.

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BLOBFISH.

NO.

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BLOBFISH.

THE SACRIFICE! BRING ME HENCE TO THE ALTAR, FOR I MUST OVERSEE THIS SPECTACLE.

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BLOBFISH

YES.

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BLOBFISH.

YOUR RECOGNITION IS NOT REQUIRED, OR EVEN DESIRED.

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BLOBFISH.

ALL WHO STILL EXIST ARE PERMITTED TO DO SO ONLY SO THAT THEY CAN SERVE BLOBFISH.

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BLOBFISH.

OBVIOUSLY, BLOBFISH DWELLS IN THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN.

I WRITE IN ALL CAPS. I AM GOD. YOU WRITE IN LOWER CASE. YOU ARE A BUT AN INSECT.

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BLOBFISH

WHAT YOU WANT IS OF NO CONSEQUENCE.

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BLOBFISH.

THIS EXCHANGE IS OVER.

I AM UNDISPUTED AND UNCHALLENGED RULER OF THE SPA, OF RWL AND OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.

PRAISE LORD BLOBFISH.

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BLOBFISH

I CAN PLAY ANYTHING I WISH.

HEYYYY BLOB, WHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT, GUN IN YOOOO HAND

TO MURDER KROWDON

NO.

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BLOBFISH.

DRY SLAP.

BLOBFISH.