BUT ITS PROVocative
those meanie butts!!!!
tha shi cray
I don't even
i do odd
I do multiples
STARSHIPS
ARE MEANT TO DIE
HANDS UP, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
LOL
By whose authority do you make this arrest
The music police, Hipster division.
*bangs gavel* Court is session! Now, Mr. Camaclue, what is the reason for this arrest?
The guilty party(Stormsight) was singing a mainstream song (a bad one at that) in a no-mainstream zone. If they sang that song somewhere else, I wouldn't have made the arrest.
This mockery of a proper trial is no longer in session! All participants are ordered to appear before the firing squad with their families. POST HASTE!
How guilty do you plead?
Innocent because I didn't want to do this.
uh
about 20 percent?
to be fair I didn't actually plan to appear for the trial at all..
can we present them a attorney if they can not afford one them selves.
I am volunteering for this
No. But since you volunteered, yes.
And I'm assuming that since you, Durza, are now involved in the trial, by virtue of being their attorney, you get shot too. And your family.
Um.
I want Krowdon to be my attorney and appear on my behalf.
I'm not certified for that position though...
And she doesn't want to get shot.
I hereby licence you as attorney at law in the state of Spa. May Ceiling Cat have mercy on your soul.
You forgot part of the Lawyer's Blessing: "And may Basement Cat guide your steps."
May Ceiling Cat have mercy on your future scandals and crimes against humanity you [REDACTED] worthless [REDACTED] lawyer.
And may Longcat fix all your errors.
I'll fix your face. With my fist.
I am but a poor boy with no paper at all!
What paper?
Darn all you mods to [REDACTIFIED]
Hey Krowdon considering that this is my second trial in as many months, wanna be on retainer for me?
I'm not in any way, shape, form, or dimension, related to this trial.
Thank you for your times.
Quote from: stormsight on August 24, 2012, 07:44:37 PM
Hey Krowdon considering that this is my second trial in as many months, wanna be on retainer for me?
I dont know what that means, but okay. ^__^
Yess.
I can pay you in monopoly money and/or intergalactic credits.
choose the intergalactic creds.
poo
cools brody
Quote from: stormsight on August 26, 2012, 12:25:04 PM
Yess.
I can pay you in monopoly money and/or intergalactic credits.
Monopoly Money. I have more use for that.
tasty cools
and monopoly money should be legit money in a country on an island in canada.
Quote from: Camaclue on August 26, 2012, 04:23:02 PM
tasty cools
and monopoly money should be legit money in a country on an island in canada.
What if it actually is Canada's currency? :O
I would be set.
nay
Canadian boons look LIKE monopoly boons, but not the same.
Pics.
So would that be monopoly money then?
You can try to spend it in Canada I mean I won't stop you.
Quote from: stormsight on August 26, 2012, 04:41:18 PM
So would that be monopoly money then?
You can try to spend it in Canada I mean I won't stop you.
Yes. Monopoly Money.
I have never been to Canada. Its a real shame. they're like, out closest neighbor. And cold.
I went there once on the ship I was on. The Canadian Navy was at the pier next to us and they had a beer machine on their boat. It was pretty sweet
I can give you 800 a month.
Quote from: stormsight on August 26, 2012, 04:46:11 PM
I went there once on the ship I was on. The Canadian Navy was at the pier next to us and they had a beer machine on their boat. It was pretty sweet
I can give you 800 a month.
Works for me. What do I have to do?
If I call you at 2 in the morning and i am like dude I am going to court tomorrow you have to come defend me.
This also applies to duels and posting bail.
And then I'm like bro we don't actually have trials like people have trials we just shoot people.
But we cant hang Stormsight.
OH. I see what I did there. I dont know why I said hang.
YOU IDIOT
yeah if you kill me who will leave chips packages and dog hair all over the place and get drunk and then sleep on the couch until 3 in the afternoon and then wake up and yell at ppl?
Maybe because I was associating hanging with JUST1C3.
(http://i.imgur.com/h706U.png)
Quote from: stormsight on August 26, 2012, 05:06:25 PM
yeah if you kill me who will leave chips packages and dog hair all over the place and get drunk and then sleep on the couch until 3 in the afternoon and then wake up and yell at ppl?
No one. :(
I am not listening.
then erryone will be sad and probably get a good nights sleep :(
VERY WELL. I shall spare your life if you can answer the following question correctly.
Why not?
because im the goddamn batman.
*raises hand*
I'm gonna be Catwoman.
ungat u can be robin.
The correct answer was because I said so. You die. Eventually. We basically have a massive computer which selects from every number in existence until it catches your number. Until then, you will be forced to live forever. In Kansas for some reason. Enjoy.
:D can i have a nuclear bunker and hoard gas masks?
Nope. You live in a vacant lot filled with homes.
Kansas has prairies, right?
You should know, you live there.
but is it still vacant if there are homes there?
Yes. Oxymoron or paradox, one of those.
Prairies are beautiful. ;__;
Especially when they're on fire.
so technically i dont live there at all
can i have a timeshare in the british virgin islands too?
Nope.
apartment in nyc?
No, a brick house.
in nyc?
Is it nice where you live?
usually except traffic i guess.
Can you read minds?
i tried this one time but it didnt work :(
Aren't you learning right now?
OH GOD I THINK I MIGHT BE
Nope.
aww :(
If I had a wish, it'd be to wish that wishes couldn't be wished as soon as I wish my wish.
if i had a wish it would be a lamborghini aventador
Wish American, you commie.
:(
dodge viper gts?
WISH FAILED. PLEASE CONTACT SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR.
IM SORRY MOMMY PLZ DONT GROUND ME FOR 2 YRS AGAIN
i wish i had a small universe that I can change to my will that had finite space and had no effect on any other universe.
so minecraft
NOTHING LIKE MINECRAFT
more like Spore.
I wish I could live in the world I have in my head. :(
i wish to live in narnia :(
cools.
P.S. I have never read the narnia books :C
u fail >:(
I didnt like how they ended.
It's actually super cheerful compared to some of Lewis' other works.
Try Till We Have Faces. Beautiful story, fantastic symbolism, most depressing book I've read in recent memory.
I'm currently in the middle of reading two different books. ^^;
I'm reading the Lost World
SO. MUCH. EXPOSITION.
The entire PROLOGUE is exposition!
I can't get through that kind of book.
well it's still good and a guy already died.
I'm reading The Stand, and I am also reading The Divine Comedy.
once I TRIED to read Don Quixote.
impossibru
ahahaha
last night I had a crazy dream
in it, there was this kid who could transform into this weird creature that was a dog's body(below the neck) and a humanoid body(waist up) and he was in this virtual reality camping place where you couldn't die. And there was a snow storm in the summer. And two girls got run over but they got up fine.