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 Well, it may not be 2004 yet in the USA, or Canada, or anywhere else where it isn't 2004 yet, but in England it is!

So..

HAPPY NEW YEAR!


(if this is spam... I don't care.)

  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  
Whee!

 Well, today is Julie's birthday!


*sings*
Haaappy biiiirthdaaay tooo yoooo!
Haaappy biiiirthdaaay tooo yoooo!
Haaappy biiiirthdaaay deeeeaaaar Juuuuu-liieeee!
Haaappy biiiirthdaaay tooo yoooo!

Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  

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That happens whenever I try to sign in with my new account.

 I use Stone Fortress when I'm in Southsward, and I use Default everywhere else..

 This account has been disabled due to usage of multiple accounts.
Please contact rwladmin@zlopid.com to explain your actions and possibly regain control of your account.

How? I haven't got another account!! What's happened??

 Many of you have recieved very strange messages from a certain "Sausage Head", sent via my account.

IT IS NOT ME!

It is my friend, who is slightly more insane than me. *nods*

Here is an example of what she is capable of.


(KOI's Clan Crier)
Just message #7 to join! Any rank accepted!

IF YOU ARE READING THIS...HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

SOMEONE JUST BIT OFF MY HEAD!!!!!
I CAN'T SEE!!
WHERE'S MY HEAD GONE?!?!?!

~SAUSAGE (FORMERLY HEAD)~


P.S.
THIS clan accepts no hamburgers, sausages or impostor ducks. However, if you are seeing a psychiatrist about the fact that you think you are a flamingo, please send SAUSAGE HEAD a message, and we can come to some agreement, as sausage head as also experienced (and is still experienceing) some 'minor' mental health problems (e.g., a tendency to lose my head, to write meaningless messages, to yell AAAAAARRRRRRRRHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH at the slightest shock, to think that I am a flamingog, to spell words wrong, to be very wierd and vindictive, to forget my name, to go around spray painting impostor ducks purple, to do the cancan at midnight on the Tower Bridge in London...and I think you get the idea)
The clan rules are as follows:







EAT CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE!














~sausage head and clan~

Indeed. She is dangerous, and should be prodded.

 Spam.

 Happy biiirthdaaay toooo yooo!
Haaappeee biiirthday tooo yooou!
Happpy Biiiirthday, dear Juuuliiie!
Haaappy biiiiiiirhdaaaaay toooooo yooooouu!

Yay!  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  

 *bounces* With the reset so close, I felt like a little bit of..spam. So, um... Spam!

Anyone up for a post war?

:D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  

 Just wondering, and also adding to the spam.

*sniff* I'm spoiling all the lovely sevens in the board's post count...

 I don't like posting topics, but this is quite a big problem.
I put my account on vacation. Now I am back from my 5 day vacation, and should be able to get on my account. But that is not so. Yesterday I checked, and it said I had 12 hours to wait. Now I have checked again, and it still says I have 12 hours. There is something wrong...

 There was no new posts in the spa room today, so I had to make one. FWAH. Vote, people. Vote.

 Well, I've made this topic to tell you all that I'll be going away for at least a week. I'm going camping, though not to the Evil Camp of Evilness(ness), so I think I'll survive... I might drop in one day, but mostly you won't see anything of me..
Well, goodbye! And don't attack Creatures of the Shadows too much, she's my fwiend.

~~Ashyra

:eats:  

 This forum's for spamming in, isn't it?

 Pentephraxis: Look.
Pentephraxis: |
Pentephraxis: |
Pentephraxis: Do you see...
Nhlbro19: *looks*
Pentephraxis: |
Pentephraxis: |
Pentephraxis: THE EVIL STRING???
Pentephraxis: |
Pentephraxis: |
Nhlbro19: oooooo pretty lines!
Pentephraxis: They are not pretty.
Pentephraxis: It's EVIL STRING!
Pentephraxis: |
Pentephraxis: |
Nhlbro19: AAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHH
Pentephraxis: It's coming to get you!
Nhlbro19: *hides*
Pentephraxis: |
Pentephraxis: |
Pentephraxis: |
Nhlbro19: NOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Pentephraxis: There's lots of  it.
Pentephraxis: There's a whole army of it!
Pentephraxis: And it eats...
Pentephraxis: |
Pentephraxis: |
Nhlbro19: Just keep it away! *cires*
Pentephraxis: CHEEESE!
Pentephraxis: (and people)
Pentephraxis: |
Pentephraxis: |
Pentephraxis: |
Pentephraxis: |
Nhlbro19: hmm... It has good taste except for the peple part
Pentephraxis: I know.
Pentephraxis: It joined Cafi.
Pentephraxis: |
Pentephraxis: |
Nhlbro19: EVIL STRING!

Yes. Coolclaw has been eaten. YOU ARE NEXT!!

 Join with me, fellow spammers! Save the world from this terrible threat of bananas!

And get a shiny badge.


---Badge coming soon---

 Spam, spam, spam... Lalalaaaaaaa.

 Yesterday, I saw that it was your birthday... As no-one has posted about it...

I'd like to wish you a very happy 17th birthday!

Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  

 What do YOU think?