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Just a random question. This place is the busiest, so: When are you able to sign into Turbo?
And to make this spa-worthy: Look everybody! I dressed myself up today!

I know bountys are old and all, but still. I shall defiantly pay the person. Kill Militem Umbris or at least take him to 2k land. The are the optional rewards.
Death
150 billion cash
10 billion food
400 million rats
300 million weasels
200 million stoats
100-150 million skiffs
2k land
70 billion cash
5-8 billion food
300 million rats
200 million weasels
100-150 stoats
50-70 million skiffs

In You're Gonna go far, Kid, it says "With a thousand lies", and it sounded like eyes. I immediately thought of Verduaga.

Literally the funniest quote in Twilight. BUt it's not funny at all. This is the exact quote. "When wet stuff is thrown, I go inside."

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Shadow   01:30:08 PM   Nothing, or nothing you can see...
What are you hiding, Shadow?

4 days, 21.1 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   Your enemy captured 707 Acres of Land and destroyed:
You managed to destroy:
59 Rats
155 Weasels
61 Stoats
79 Skiffs
4 days, 21.1 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   Your enemy captured 3840 Acres of Land and destroyed:
3,032,708 Rats
You managed to destroy:
125 Rats
100 Weasels
114 Stoats
68 Skiffs
4 days, 21.1 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   Your enemy captured 1360 Acres of Land and destroyed:
2,920,046 Rats
975,474 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
14 Rats
75 Weasels
102 Stoats
34 Skiffs
4 days, 21.1 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   Your enemy captured 884 Acres of Land and destroyed:
2,843,776 Rats
3,178,906 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
8 Rats
39 Weasels
13 Stoats
40 Skiffs
4 days, 21.1 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   Your enemy captured 3907 Acres of Land and destroyed:
3,090,798 Rats
2,756,184 Weasels
1,482,925 Stoats
You managed to destroy:
28 Rats
61 Weasels
46 Stoats
37 Skiffs
4 days, 21.1 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   Your enemy captured 2850 Acres of Land and destroyed:
3,007,165 Rats
3,148,390 Weasels
5,635,140 Stoats
You managed to destroy:
77 Rats
58 Weasels
39 Stoats
14 Skiffs
4 days, 21.1 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   Your enemy captured 3720 Acres of Land and destroyed:
2,764,586 Rats
3,262,199 Weasels
5,500,078 Stoats
1,628,959 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
8 Rats
54 Weasels
14 Stoats
8 Skiffs
4 days, 21.1 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   Your enemy captured 4534 Acres of Land and destroyed:
3,238,550 Rats
3,019,000 Weasels
6,044,555 Stoats
3,586,570 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
17 Rats
25 Weasels
1 Stoats
33 Skiffs
4 days, 21.1 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.1 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.1 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.1 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.1 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.1 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
222,510 Stoats
You managed to destroy:
322,524 Stoats
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.2 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Skiffs
You managed to destroy:
1 Skiffs
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
1 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
2 Weasels
You managed to destroy:
1 Weasels
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   Your health was damaged by lawl... (#6)!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
96 Rats
You managed to destroy:
100 Rats
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   You find another warlord viewing your stats!
4 days, 21.3 hours ago   lawl... (#6) attacked you!   You held your defense and your enemy was repelled, but you lost:
12,208 Stoats
You managed to destroy:
178,841 Stoats
5 days, 6.5 hours ago   Your health was damaged by GONDOR (#67)!

Tomorrow shall be my first birthday on Redwall! Everybody celebrate :)

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I deleted my account so I could restart, and when I logged into my new account, I was disabled.

I got this from Empires. It would be awesome if there's this button-thingy  that you click for 100 extra turns every 24 hours.

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I'm the new Ian!?  :o

POST, YOU FOOLZ! I AM GETTING BORED!!!

This question has been bugging me because lately, people in my school have been reading both these series.. I read both and loved them. But what do you like more? I'm more of a Greek fan, so of course, I pick Percy Jackson.

The game has been deleted. I just tried to go on, and it said my account will be deleted soon. I checked the forums, and there it was, in plain old text, " The game will be deleted on April 10. It's been fun playing with you guys."

I think we should change the, back to normal. It's not really Turbo without it being 5 turns, like it was supposed be, right? And plus, I'm turning back into a bad newbie. I'm so impatient that I'm just running without full turns. LOl

The day has.... It's Chuck Norris Facts/Jokes!

Isn't this Race Roulette? Where you get a free revolt every three days? I just revolted. Lost a lot of troops. It doesn't say that I will get another free revolt in 3 days. :(

Does anybody know who Equinox of 2012 is? I'm pretty sure he's the Masked Wolf, because he sent me a message calling me Gaystrip, and I know that MW would be the only one to call me that. Well, hopefully....