GREETINGS MORTALS.
I HAVE DECIDED YOU ARE UNWORTHY OF THE EXISTENCE I HAVE BESTOWED UPON YOU. THEREFORE I DECREE THAT ONCE A MONTH, YOU MUST PERFORM A SACRIFICE AT MY RESPLENDENT TEMPLE.
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FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN CALAMITOUS SHENANIGANS.
BLOBFISH
I nominate Sharptooh, for his previous tyrannical crimes against the spa.
Warning very graphic propaganda below
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SUCH SACRILEGIOUS AND CRUDE CARVINGS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
NOW IS THE HOUR OF OUR VICTORY. BRING FORTH THE SACRIFICE.
Fight me.
WORDS AS EMPTY AS YOUR FUTURE.
THIS EXCHANGE IS OVER. I WILL RETURN ONLY TO RECEIVE THE SACRIFICE, OR IF NO SACRIFICE HAS BEEN OFFERED COME THE END OF FEBRUARY.
BLOBFISH
See ya at the end of february, you crusty walnut.
Praises to the holy blobssiah!
What disgusting heresy.
THE SACRIFICE! BRING ME HENCE TO THE ALTAR, FOR I MUST OVERSEE THIS SPECTACLE.
END OF LINE.
BLOBFISH
No sacrifice for you sorry.
Can I sacrifice my sacrifice and not give you anything?
NO.
I'M UPSET YOU DIDN'T GET ME A SACRIFICE, GUYS. LIKE, REALLY. THANKS A LOT.
SMITING WILL HAPPEN AS A CONSEQUENCE, BUT LATER WHEN I'M LESS UPSET.
END OF LINE.
BLOBFISH.
BRING ME HENCE TO THE TEMPLE OF BLOBFISH, PREPARATIONS MUST BE MADE.
BLOBFISH
Blobfish with a side of Wasabi please.
I think everyone could do with a bit more Blobfish in their lives!
Quote from: Sharptooh on August 29, 2019, 05:55:24 PM
I think everyone could do with a bit more Blobfish in their lives!
Oh I agree 100%
All hail blobfish!