OKAY, WOAH.
I ASKED OUR HUMANS WHAT A DOM IS.
I DID NOT GET THE DEFINITION YOU GAVE ME.
it's a dominant. DOMinant
Its a Mom/Dad.
THE DEFINITION I WAS GIVEN WAS AWKWARD.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALLOWING ME SUCH A MOMENT.
I WAS LAUGHED AT WHEN I TOLD THEM YOUR DEFINITION.
HAHAHA WHAT AN ARSE said Ungatt when CG relayed his definition
WHAT
I DIDN'T RELAY THE DEFINITION I RECIEVED TO YOU.
Silly limited-lifespan being. My essence is everywhere.
In your dirty mind.
GET OUT OF MY MIND.
I must clean it first! Of the impurities! DEATH!!
GET OUT OF MY MIND YOU SICK CREEP!
I FEEL FREAKING VIOLATED NOW!
You don't mind if I hang out with you. right Ungatt? Okay, now to disort reality.... in SPAAAAAACE!!
Please join me in the heathen mind of this infidel!
WE must CLEAN his mind and violate his synapses!
I am really liking myself right now. Sure
GET OUT I SAID!
THIS IS DISGUSTING!
IM IN UR MIND
VIOLATIN UR SYNAPSES
I am in your mindddddddddddd.................doesn't it feel good?
URGH GET OUT!
NO IT DOESN'T!
Hooray for mind messing!
I'm eating your brain. :) nom nom nom
NOT HOORAY!
GET OUT!
THIS IS GROSS AND VIOLATING AND I DON'T WANT YOU "CLEANING" ANYTHING UP WITH YOUR MIND POWERS!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO.
*turns carcino into a puppy*
Do you mind if I caress your mind? As to make it... Feel good, man?
AGH DON'T TOUCH ME!
I DON'T WANT YOUR FREAKING FEELINGS!
Let us make his brain into Feel Good Inc.!
Yeah he's stoned. Everyone just... walk out slowly.
Hehehe, what a lightweight.
YES, GET THE HECK OUT.
I DON'T NEED YOU MESSING MY MIND UP LIKE FREAKING ARADIA OR VRISKA OR WHOEVER.
Let's blow it up, it's useless anyways.
Yes, we must destroy the evidence.
Somebody set us up the bomb.
GET AWAY FROM MY THINK PAN AND WE'LL STAY AWAY FROM YOURS, GOT IT?
I'm on it. Everyone out. 3.........
I DON'T SEE A BOMB ANYWHERE.
exactly its in your head.
*large explosion*
THAT DID NOTHING.
I THINK YOUR THREATS BACK THERE WERE EMPTY.
THAT WAS STUPID OF ME TO BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY HAD PSYCHIC ABILITIES.
Actually we do. Your being no longer exists, except in our minds. We are keeping you metaphysically alive.
NO YOU'RE NOT.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
We must make you think as much, so you do not go into shock. Frail as you are.
Oh really? wave goodbye to your non-existent head wanka
I KNOW YOU'RE MESSING WITH ME NOW.
Messing with who?
ME.
I BELIEVE I JUST STATED THAT.
who just stated what?
Who are you even talking to, Camaclue?
VERY FUNNY.
no idea, but there are spaces between posts. I wonder why?
Hmm. Some admin must have farted and the fart dust is trying to grow a conciseness or something.
GOOD JOB.
WHAT IMPRESSIVE COMEBACKS.
maybe... maybe
YEP.
Me personally I think it's the Red Chinese and they just won't stop producing crap products to mess with us.
CHINESE?
Oh yeah, huh? NOW TO MAKE A THREAD!
WHAT THREAD?
the thread you can't read cuz you're an idiot.
YOU HAVE NO TASTE.
How would you know? Did you taste me?
Quote from: Krowdon on October 16, 2011, 08:17:03 PM
Quote from: Camaclue on October 16, 2011, 04:59:26 PM
it's a dominant. DOMinant
this one.
THAT IS THE ONE I WAS TOLD BY THE JOHN HUMAN.
THE STRYDER HUMAN FELT THE NEED TO GO INTO EXPLICIT DETAILS.
Who is the John human? And who is the Stryder human?
Quote from: carcinoGeneticist on October 16, 2011, 08:23:16 PM
Quote from: Krowdon on October 16, 2011, 08:17:03 PM
Quote from: Camaclue on October 16, 2011, 04:59:26 PM
it's a dominant. DOMinant
this one.
THAT IS THE ONE I WAS TOLD BY THE JOHN HUMAN.
THE STRYDER HUMAN FELT THE NEED TO GO INTO EXPLICIT DETAILS.
Oh really?
I feel bad for you in that case. :(
Who are John and Stryder?
THE JOHN HUMAN IS THE GREATEST IGNORAMUS I HAVE EVER COME INTO CONTACT WITH BY FAR.
AND THE STRYDER HUMAN IS THE HUMAN TEREZI SEEMS TO HAVE ATTACHED HERSELF TO FOR WHATEVER FRIGGING REASON I DON'T KNOW.
BOTH ARE OBNOXIOUS BUT IN THEIR OWN IDIOTIC WAYS.
AND YES, YOU SHOULD FEEL SORRY.
STRYDER HAS SOME SERIOUS ISSUES. I DO NOT WANT TO RECALL THAT CONVERSATION.
Quote from: carcinoGeneticist on October 16, 2011, 08:29:54 PM
THE JOHN HUMAN IS THE GREATEST IGNORAMUS I HAVE EVER COME INTO CONTACT WITH BY FAR.
AND THE STRYDER HUMAN IS THE HUMAN TEREZI SEEMS TO HAVE ATTACHED HERSELF TO FOR WHATEVER FRIGGING REASON I DON'T KNOW.
BOTH ARE OBNOXIOUS BUT IN THEIR OWN IDIOTIC WAYS.
AND YES, YOU SHOULD FEEL SORRY.
STRYDER HAS SOME SERIOUS ISSUES. I DO NOT WANT TO RECALL THAT CONVERSATION.
you should bring them here. :)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THEY'RE A BUNCH OF MORONS.
DID YOU NOT READ WHAT I JUST TYPED?
JEGUS, OPEN YOUR EYES.
My eyes are open, because I can see right now. :P
FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC.
WAS THAT SOME KIND OF INSULT?
I'M NOT EATING YOUR REPULSIVE TREATS.
But....
Its peanut butter flavor. ;__;
I love peanut butter.
Quote from: carcinoGeneticist on October 16, 2011, 08:29:54 PM
THE JOHN HUMAN IS THE GREATEST IGNORAMUS I HAVE EVER COME INTO CONTACT WITH BY FAR.
AND THE STRYDER HUMAN IS THE HUMAN TEREZI SEEMS TO HAVE ATTACHED HERSELF TO FOR WHATEVER FRIGGING REASON I DON'T KNOW.
BOTH ARE OBNOXIOUS BUT IN THEIR OWN IDIOTIC WAYS.
AND YES, YOU SHOULD FEEL SORRY.
STRYDER HAS SOME SERIOUS ISSUES. I DO NOT WANT TO RECALL THAT CONVERSATION.
I think he means Ungatt and Ryu.
SO IS TAVROS'S TEXT COLOR.
OR SO I'M BEING TOLD.
AND NO, I'M NOT FREAKING TALKING ABOUT UNGATT AND RYU.
I AM TALKING ABOUT JOHN AND STRYDER.
Quote from: carcinoGeneticist on October 16, 2011, 08:38:55 PM
SO IS TAVROS'S TEXT COLOR.
OR SO I'M BEING TOLD.
AND NO, I'M NOT FREAKING TALKING ABOUT UNGATT AND RYU.
I AM TALKING ABOUT JOHN AND STRYDER.
John Jacob Jingleheimer schmidt...
Quote from: carcinoGeneticist on October 16, 2011, 08:38:55 PM
SO IS TAVROS'S TEXT COLOR.
OR SO I'M BEING TOLD.
AND I'M TALKING ABOUT UNGATT AND RYU.
I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT JOHN AND STRYDER.
what was the point, Cam?
He *fixed it
Oh. pfft.
right
left.
up.
down.
your good :D
Thank you.
:)
Three years of Spamming.
yes, your very good. when did you start spamming?
EDIT: I now have more posts than Krowdon. 1 more to be exact.
Erm... I joined forums on April 1st 2009.
Major spamming probably started in december.
I joined the game in June 2008 pretty sure.
OK
Joined turbo very late in Jun 2011 (Half-Land)
Joined reg early August 2011, and joined forum soon after.
I played for quite some time before I got a forum account.
And I chose April Fools to sign up, and there was a filter that changed random words to other things.
So my first post is *To Firetooth* "The Awesome Place? Whats That?"
Because "Forums" changed to "The Awesome Place"
HOORAY FOR THE AWESOME PLACE!!!
I know. I love it.
Probably love the game just as much or more.
I love the Awesome Place.
I love Cats.
I love every kind of cat. I just want to hug all of them, but I cant..
weener
Cant Hug Every Cat.
its a song mate.
a song on cats go die
Theres a whole musical about Cats.
is it named cats
yes it is.
how inventive
Quote from: Krowdon on October 17, 2011, 02:42:40 PM
Cant Hug Every Cat.
its a song mate.
THAT. SONG. IS. THE. BEST.
if your queer
Its funny. She like, cries about cats.
oh right, so you pretty much copy her but expand on the concept and just cry non stop
Quote from: Pippin on October 17, 2011, 04:51:30 PM
oh right, so you pretty much copy her but expand on the concept and just cry non stop
I havent cried in ages.
i'll soon sort that out
WHY SHOULD I IMA JUST GO SLASH MY WRISTS AND HIDE IN MY SHED
Pippin I dare you to watch the video. If you don't, your a wimp.
what video?
what video you blithering idiot
the "cant hug every cat" one
Or maybe you should watch Cats. The musical. Its got a movie.
no. i refuse.
hmmm
why?
i dislike cats, theyre only good for killing mice liek rake
They're good to pet too.
if your into beastality sure
Quote from: Pippin on October 17, 2011, 05:11:22 PM
if your into beastality sure
Petting an animal does not mean beastiality.
it does if your involved
Look, you have a dog, right? dont you ever pet them? or brush their fur? animals like that attention.
i ruffle their ears and feed them and walk them, what more does a bloody dog want
You should brush them to help get rid of some shed fur.
why would i do that then?
Because it feels good to them and then that extra fur isnt stuck in their coats making them hot.
maybe my mum or sister attend to such hardious tasks.
Well, my dog likes being brushed. My cat, not really.
yes well its a womans job so you should carry on
*carries on*
yay
*throws a bucket of water at pippin*
*dries myself with towel*
your lucky im not attracted to men or i would beat you
Quote from: Pippin on October 17, 2011, 05:27:04 PM
*dries myself with towel*
your lucky im not attracted to men or i would beat you
W...what?!
oh you have a stutter and can read
well done
Quote from: Pippin on October 17, 2011, 05:27:04 PM
*dries myself with towel*
your lucky im not attracted to men or i would beat you
What does that mean??
basically
im not gay because if i was i would beat krowdon up
so really you can beat her up
Nice one, but what says if your gay you would beat her up?
gay people can beat up girls
Why? And why not straight people?
you blithering idiot
i care not to explain dont pester me
Every topic is Pippin arguing with someone.
It's awesomely hilarious :D
haha ;)
im surrounded by blithering idiots and pet molesters, what is one to do when one is of a hardy nature
Solid lead slugs from an 8 gauge shotgun.
That's what.
hollow tip bullets from a rifle of your choice
bang and the dirt is gone (daz)
see ya ungatt im tired
rakefur make sure you dont boil any kettles
See ya!
Quote from: Pippin on October 17, 2011, 05:45:07 PM
rakefur make sure you dont boil any kettles
sure thing bro
Quote from: Krowdon on October 17, 2011, 05:26:01 PM
*throws a bucket of water at pippin*
OH GOG
OH GOG
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT
JEGUS HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
nope.avi
nope.gba
nope.vdc
Eyup.
Cam would you join the Federation?
It depends. How do I sign up?
Also, do I get cake?
Quote from: Camaclue on October 20, 2011, 08:53:23 AM
It depends. How do I sign up?
Also, do I get cake?
Sign up by telling me you want to join. And you get all the cake you want.
THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING
A BUCKET
YOU THREW A BUCKET OF WATER ON HIM
GOOD GOG
I THINK I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER OR WHATEVER THE HECK YOU HUMAN-SPAMMERS CALL IT.
Dom Is Mod backwards. Eh cg ;)
hahaha
AGAIN WITH THE DOM.
Read between the lines, you might see an index finger. hehe
THERE IS NOTHING TO READ BETWEEN THOSE LINES.
IT'S BLANK.
OR AS GC MIGHT PUT IT, "A LARGE AND VASTLY DISAPPOINTING EXPANSE OF GRAY" OR SOME OTHER LAME IDIOCY.
AND EVEN THEN, WHY WOULD THERE BE AN INDEX FINGER THERE?
OR ANY OF THE SIX FINGERS A TROLL HAS?
(THAT WASN'T REAL. I SAID THAT TO MESS WITH YOUR STUPID MINDS.)
A troll has six fingers? Wow. That must feel weird, huh? Having six fingers and no middle to give someone the bird. Like I'm giving you right now!
I JUST SAID IT WAS FAKE.
BUT ONCE AGAIN, YOUR SPECIES ISN'T THE SMARTEST I'VE SEEN.
I'D RETURN THE GESTURE, BUT IT SEEMS POINTLESS SEEING AS YOU CAN'T VIEW IT.
Aw... I hope you like the roast chicken I gave you. I used a special blend of herbs to give it a good flavor.
Quote from: carcinoGeneticist on October 23, 2011, 05:23:00 PM
I JUST SAID IT WAS FAKE.
BUT ONCE AGAIN, YOUR SPECIES ISN'T THE SMARTEST I'VE SEEN.
I'D RETURN THE GESTURE, BUT IT SEEMS POINTLESS SEEING AS YOU CAN'T VIEW IT.
Does anyone else realize this is ungatt trunn? i did ;)
If that's Ungatt, he's a terrible troll.
HAHA. it sure sounds like him. He isnt masking the persona he uses.
Oh it is? That's good news.
Isn't me.
Oh I see
Is it Ryu? Or Pippin?
Not Ryu. Maybe Pippin, but he's not threatening us, so...
;)He did call us stupid species. That hurt.
The Brits are asleep. it cant be them. its like 2 am on a sunday going monday. i highly doubt it
I noticed this particular troll has ungatts hours. And my hours, but, this troll isnt me :P
Hmmmmm... The plot thickens.....
mhm
WHAT PLOT?
Ungatt.....
I WAS TALKING TO YOU.
mhm
STOP.
mhm
mhm
mhm
mhm®
haha, rights reserved :P
Lol
mhm
you don't have a contract.
Quote from: Ryu on October 23, 2011, 07:53:01 PM
mhm®
haha, rights reserved :P
Shoot.
Hmh. Not the same.
Me® Irule® W.A.R® -WAR-®
Ryu™ mhm® Land Farm©
MCdonalds®
The man who can slam revolving doors®.
Um@ RWL@ Ha!@
I can slam revolving doors. its very easy :)
Quote from: Ryu on October 23, 2011, 08:06:09 PM
I can slam revolving doors. its very easy :)
Doubt it.
Mot to mention physically impssible but hey! Since when does that matter!
In spa? never.
HUZZAH!®©™
Quote from: Muse on October 23, 2011, 08:15:46 PM
Mot to mention physically impssible but hey! Since when does that matter!
Not for me
Hurray for crazy funniness. Now start running before I bring out my volcano fragment.
My fragment of greed is a plus1. I just need to wait 4 turns :p
Quote from: Camaclue on October 23, 2011, 08:54:03 PM
HurrayHuzzah for crazy funniness. Now start running before I bring out my volcano fragment.
Thats better
:| I can still say Hurray. Now let me watch reviews of horror movies!
mhm
Hey! even if you kyro-post i will still post right after it :P
MHM.
THERE.
I AM COMMUNICATING ON YOUR LEVEL NOW.
DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE?
Very
*likes*
MHHMMMM
why? ???
because tacos
they taste good
Cheddar cheese
and caek
GOOD.
I'M GLAD I COULD GIVE YOU THIS ONE HAPPINESS.
NO ME
Quote from: carcinoGeneticist on October 24, 2011, 07:46:58 PM
GOOD.
I'M GLAD I COULD GIVE YOU THIS ONE HAPPINESS.
may i consume you?
you must say yes
It's true dude.
mhm
BAD KYRO! BAD!
( hence bad Rakefur :P
oh?
This Is Actually Quite Intriguing
Are You Suggesting That You Consume Each Other As A Part Of Your Trials?
Do These Trials Take Place In Adulthood, And This Is How It Is Decided Which Elders Will Remain?
you have been consumed
AW poo ANOTHER TERRIBLE TROLL!
I'll grab the flamethrower :-\
No use a lawnmower ( a tip from our commander )
a weedwacker?
Quote from: Camaclue on October 26, 2011, 09:01:55 PM
AW [poop] ANOTHER TERRIBLE TROLL!
I'll grab the flamethrower :-\
HEY.
LEAVE KANAYA ALONE.
Okay. As long as he/she/it is nice.
Guys. Only the Ungatt Troll is to be tortured and killed
Awww. What about just tortured?
A microwave?
Awwwww
A blender?
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN UNGATT TROLL
And that was all caps in anger, not just because I'm a functionally retarded forum bot!
u cg, u head honcho troll
Hm... a case of Identity. The times when Ungatt is usually online is when cG is too. Yet, maybe they just live in the same area, or it's just a coincidence. Only time will tell...
No it won't, because I already told you.
Quote from: Camaclue on October 27, 2011, 03:00:47 PM
Okay. As long as he/she/it is nice.
KANAYA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AGAINST YOUR PITIFUL SPECIES.
SHE HARDLY EVEN LIKES COMING ON THE COMPUTER TO TROLL YOU.
SHE PREFERS THE ROSE HUMAN.
HUZZAH! Thanks cG, now I know that she is nice.
And her name is Rose.
Like I said.
Quote from: Camaclue on October 28, 2011, 08:25:11 AM
HUZZAH! Thanks cG, now I know that she is nice.
And her name is Rose.
WHOS3 N4M3 1S ROS3 H3R3? >:?
grim Auxillarix
H3R N4M3 1S K4N4Y4 THOUGH...
okay, who's Carceino?
TH4T'S K4RKL3S!
W3LL, H1S R34L N4M3 1S K4RK4T
BUT 1 C4LL H1M K4RKL3S
Well, don't let him get in the way of you posting!
1 WON'T!
H3'S NOT TOUCH1NG TH1S COMPUT3R UNT1L H3 STOPS B31NG SUCH 4 J3RK L34D3R H3H3H3 >:]
HEHEHE!
HOHOHO!
Tell him MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1S TH4T ON3 OF YOUR HUM4N HOL1D4YS?
Yeah. You give others you like boxes with things they want in them. And I'm not human.
OH Y34H, YOU'R3 4 SP4MM3R R1GHT
1 WOULD W4NT K4RK4T TO ST4RT TYP1NG 1N H1S R34L BLOOD COLOR
H3 KNOWS 1T WOULD B3 D3L1C1OUS
I'm not a spammer, either. I'm not even a troll.
TH3N WH4T 4R3 YOU??
I'm a pony and a ferret. I switch in between every day. Today, I'm a ferret.
OH
WH4T'S 4 F3RR3T
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret
they're my more primitive, smaller relatives. I'm 5 feet tall, stand on two legs, wear clothes, and can talk
1T'S K1ND OF CUT3
BUT V3RY BL4ND
Trolls are cute, but bland.
Except cG. Carceino is very naughty.
second
Quote from: Camaclue on October 28, 2011, 05:35:38 PM
Trolls are cute, but bland.
Except cG. Carceino is very naughty.
H3'S A J3RK >:/
BUT H3'S SL33P1NG SO H3 WON'T BOTH3R YOU FOR 4 WH1L3 1 GU3SS
NO PROM1S3S FOR WH3N H3'S UP
lol, he's gonna get a shock of his life.
WH4T DO YOU M34N? >:?
Camaclue stop hurting the poor trolls head.
Muse, have you been down here in the deep downs much?
Nah but its fun
Join the Feds
ok will do
message me. I'll hook you up.
NAUGHTY IS AN IDIOTIC WORD.
JERK IS PROBABLY MORE LIKE IT.
Idiot
I GUESS YOU COULD CALL ME AN IDIOT TOO, WHATEVER.
I DON'T CARE.
Quoteidiot [id-ee-uht]
Main Entry: idiot [id-ee-uht]
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: very stupid person
Synonyms: blockhead, bonehead, cretin, dimwit, dork, dumbbell, dunce, fool, ignoramus, imbecile, jerk, kook, moron, muttonhead, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, out to lunch, pinhead, simpleton, stupid, tomfool, twit
Notes: an idiot is a stupid person with a mental age below three years, while a moron is a stupid person with a mental age of between seven to twelve years
Antonyms: brain
Main Entry: bungler
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: person who blunders
Synonyms: addlebrain, blockhead, blunderer, bonehead, botcher, bumbler, butcher, butterfingers, clod, clumsy oaf, dolt, donkey, duffer, dunce, featherbrain, fool, foul-up, fumbler, goof off, goofball, harebrain, idiot, ignoramus, incompetent, klutz, mismanager, muddler, muffer, numskull, screw up, spoiler
Antonyms: success
Main Entry: cretin
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: obnoxious stupid person
Synonyms: creep, fool, idiot, imbecile, loser, moron
Main Entry: dimwit
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: a stupid person
Synonyms: blockhead, bonehead, dolt, dullard, dunce, fool, idiot, ignoramus, imbecile, moron, numskull, simpleton, twit
Main Entry: dolt
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: stupid person
Synonyms: airhead, blockhead, boob*, chump, clodpate, dimwit, dodo, dope, dork, dumbbell, dumdum, dunce, fool, goon, idiot, ignoramus, lamebrain, lunkhead, meathead, nitwit, sap*, simpleton, stupid, yo-yo
Antonyms: brain, genius
* = informal/non-formal usage
Main Entry: dope
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: stupid person
Synonyms: butt, blockhead, dimwit, dolt, donkey, dunce, fool, idiot, lame-brain, simpleton
Antonyms: brain, genius
Main Entry: dullard
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: dolt
Synonyms: airhead, blockhead, boob*, dimwit, dope*, dork, dumbbell, dunce, fool, idiot, imbecile, lamebrain, lunkhead, meathead, nitwit, simpleton, stupid person
* = informal/non-formal usage
Main Entry: dumbbell
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: stupid person
Synonyms: dodo, dolt, dullard, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, dunce, idiot, ignoramus, moron, simpleton
Antonyms: brain, genius
Main Entry: dummy
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: stupid person
Synonyms: blockhead, dimwit, dolt*, dullard, dunce, fool, idiot, ignoramus, moron, numskull, oaf, simpleton
Antonyms: brain, genius
Is that too big to get your tiny little brain around?
I KNOW WHAT AN IDIOT IS, IDIOT.
WHAT, DID YOU THINK I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU ALL PRETTY LITTLE MONKEYS THIS WHOLE TIME?
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING.
BUT THE SENTIMENT OF COPYING AND PASTING THAT WHOLE THING WAS RATHER TOUCHING.
I wouldn't do it for anyone you know. You better be thankful.
OOH MR. RAKEFUR, OOH.
I AM SO FLUSHED FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.
I don't konow whether to be thankful or really scared :-\
Rakie and CG sitting in a tree
Y-E-L-L-I-N-G
THAT WAS SARCASM.
DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.
Quote from: carcinoGeneticist on November 02, 2011, 04:20:26 PM
THAT WAS SARCASM.
DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.
Stop it you troll
I don't need anymore love and attention.
Get out of our duck spa
Quote from: Rakefur on November 02, 2011, 04:26:46 PM
Get out of our [wash my mouth out!!!] spa
WhY cAnT wE aLl JuSt ReLaX aNd Be BrOtHeRs?
tHaT wOuLd Be A mIrAcLe I wOuLd LiKe To Be PaRt Of.
not you TC, you're cool with us.
tHaNkS mAn.
BuT kArKaT iS mY mOtHeR fRiGgIn BeSt FrIeNd.
Really. The way he treats you...
YOU ARE THE WORST BEST FRIEND EVER, GAMZEE.
Is that even possible?
IS WHAT POSSIBLE?
THE FACT THAT GAMZEE HERE IS MY ETERNAL PUNISHMENT?
no, having the worst best friend. Technically, he would just be considered a friend.
Oh.
FACE! Meet palm.
fist meet face arse meet floor boot meet teeth you meet dentist
OHKAEY!
mhm
HUZZAH!
HE'S ALL OBSESSED WITH SOME CREEPY CLOWN IDIOCY.
MIRACLES, MAN.
duck MIRACLES, HOW DO THEY WERK!?!?
YOU'D HAVE TO ASK GAMZEE.
shut up
WHY DON'T YOU?
Did. I. Just. He. Tell. Pip. To. Shut. Up?
PROBABLY.
...I cant wait till Pip comes back, I wanna see some guts >:D
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE THAT?
Pip vs. troll. What a fight.
I'M NOT FIGHTING ANYONE.
right it wouldn't be a fight. I mean, how can Pip fight a troll he killed instantly?
Pip is a troll, not one of these impure spamgoloids.
Then what am I?
we are troll2
No.
ye2
iit ii2 our 2peciie2
Lowly scum like you do not have a claim to the title of "species".
You are simply not good enough. Therefor I have a designation for you. However I am not allowed to state it on these forums!
try it.
I'M PRETTY SURE WE'RE A SPECIES.
No.
lets google them.
Whats the designation you had for them?
troll
DESIGNATION?
Let's go to war! :wink:
HOW WOULD WE GO TO WAR?
Do you beings know of Cthulhu? We could meet on the field of battle in his realm!
CTHULU?
Yes, Cthulhu, great lord of darkness! He begat me, so it is only fair we fight in the realm which existed before time.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
WHAT
Shall we go total war? Honestly I could take all you "trolls" at once with no effort.
cthuluisso overratedsojust ignoreungatthe hadtoomuchcandyfrom halloweenlulzsecretmessage.
HOW WOULD WE EVEN HAVE A WAR, THIS IS IDIOTIC.
Well first, I'd smash your face in with a rock. Then the war'd be over.
Quote from: Camaclue on November 02, 2011, 07:20:06 PM
cthuluisso overratedsojust ignoreungatthe hadtoomuchcandyfrom halloweenlulzsecretmessage.
that wa2 an ea2y code to break
AND THEN EVERYONE WILL KNOW MY PRECIOUS BLOOD COLOR, WHOOP-DE-DOO.
HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
Oh? Blood color? hmmm..
I guess, GREY! OR GRAY!
SURE.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 07:26:10 PM
Oh? Blood color? hmmm..
I guess, GREY! OR GRAY!
that2 not even on the 2pectrum
LET HIM BELIEVE WHAT HE WANTS, SOLLUX.
AND QUIT SHOWING OFF.
Well greybeard mcgray, here in the old mountains of Spa we celebrate a successful guess by shooting ourselves in the head. Wish to partake?
uUH, hEY,,,,
sOLLUX SAID i COULD HAVE THE COMPUTER,
bECAUSE HE SAID THERE WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL, i HAD TO READ,
OH GOG.
SOLLUX, YOU FREAKING JERK.
Yup, you're gonna die :D
And make lining for my tummy.
OF COURSE WE'RE GOING TO DIE.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I SAID THIS.
haha, I want a troll
WHAT
the cat one
DUDE.
Did he stutter? No he did not. He desires the cat!
...EW.
He is the Prime Minister, he is allowed to fulfill all his perverted desires.
I WANT THE CAT ONE. SHE IS NICE!
SHE'S A PERSON WITH FEELINGS TOO, DIMWIT.
Yes unlike you. That is why I want her.
The cripple just rolled out of here as fast as his chair would carry him, that weakling.
EQUIUS.
WILL.
NOT.
ALLOW.
IT.
And who is that?
Who cares?
ARACHNIDS! Are you for the rebellion or cG?
Rebels FTW
We found the one we must kill to seduce the cat.
The cat loves me I know
Probably, I don't know. I often get them mixed up.
Nepeta! I knew you would come!
Nepeta Nikita. Nikita Khrushchev.
Quote from: Camaclue on November 02, 2011, 07:57:07 PM
ARACHNIDS! Are you for the rebellion or cG?
My name is Vriska. Learn it.
Ungatt shut up. >:(
Vriska m'lady, Hollow's Eve is over, you can take off your mask!
Oh wait...
HAHahahHAhaH
now go make dinner.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:09:53 PM
Vriska m'lady, Hollow's Eve is over, you can take off your mask!
Oh wait...
HAHahahHAhaH
now go make dinner.
H8LL NO. ST8P ORDERING ME AR8UND
Well how do marriages work for your species, then?
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:13:25 PM
Well how do marriages work for your species, then?
Romance for trolls is complicated. Your fee8le 8rains wont understand well.
Probably not. But you should at least try to explain, for your own sake.
Stop maltreating your wife Ungatt.
Or what? Gonna call the cops? I AM THE COPS!
Hmm. Be nice or they won't join the Federation.
It's a spider, she lacks pleasant emotions theoretically.
:33< of course id come silly!
I don't know, she seems pretty nice. Not as nice as Nepeta though. :-[
Quote from: arsenicCatnip on November 02, 2011, 08:22:07 PM
:33< of course id come silly!
:-*
She's about as nice as the backside of my hand.
Wich is pretty nice...
We'll see. If it doesn't work out I shall request the blind seeress.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:16:45 PM
Probably not. But you should at least try to explain, for your own sake.
Ugh. F8ne.
We have four quadrants for 'romance' if it can 8e called that.
Flushed Quadrant is your M8sprit. 8asically like your human romance. Trolls reproduce with their m8sprit.
The troll in the caliginous quadrant is your Kismesis. The easiest way to put this so your pathetic 8rains can handle it is a really strong hate. kismesissitude is part of our reproduction.
Ashen quadrant is called Auspistice. The auspistice keeps peace 8etween two trolls to keep them from 8ecoming kismesis.
Pale quadrant is your Moirail. Human terms for this would 8e soul mate.
There. Put in simple human terms for simple humans. Questions?
OK, so I just want to be with Nepeta in Moirail? Right?
Well, you are now my Matesprit. Questions?
Quote from: Rakefur on November 02, 2011, 08:28:46 PM
OK, so I just want to be with Nepeta in Moirail? Right?
Sure. That makes you good friends and nothing more.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:29:04 PM
Well, you are now my Matesprit. Questions?
Feeling have to 8e mutual dum8ass
Very well you vulgarity personified. What is the key to your heart?
:33< but equius is my meowrail!!!
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:32:44 PM
Very well you vulgarity personified. What is the key to your heart?
I'll feed you to my Lusus 8efore I let you even try anything.
Same here, I hate you with a passion so bright.
We are now mutual. Now we are mateswhatever.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:35:48 PM
Same here, I hate you with a passion so bright.
We are now mutual. Now we are mateswhatever.
M8sprit is l8ke human love st8pid.
Quote from: arachnidsGrip on November 02, 2011, 08:36:31 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:35:48 PM
Same here, I hate you with a passion so bright.
We are now mutual. Now we are mateswhatever.
M8sprit is l8ke human love st8pid.
You do realize that the more you struggle, the more I like you?
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:37:29 PM
Quote from: arachnidsGrip on November 02, 2011, 08:36:31 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:35:48 PM
Same here, I hate you with a passion so bright.
We are now mutual. Now we are mateswhatever.
M8sprit is l8ke human love st8pid.
You do realize that the more you struggle, the more I like you?
Wh8t k8nd of tr8ck are you tr8ing to p8ll?
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:37:29 PM
Quote from: arachnidsGrip on November 02, 2011, 08:36:31 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:35:48 PM
Same here, I hate you with a passion so bright.
We are now mutual. Now we are mateswhatever.
M8sprit is l8ke human love st8pid.
You do realize that the more you struggle, the more I like you?
Hahaha! Mission acomplished.
:33< um beclaws equius and me are just meowrails!
:33< i cant really explain it
Well that means Rakefur can be your... "M8sprit" right?
Also I no longer desire this spider thing. Could one of you allow the blind seeress to join us?
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:43:14 PM
Well that means Rakefur can be your... "M8sprit" right?
Also I no longer desire this spider thing. Could one of you allow the blind seeress to join us?
Thank Gog.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:43:14 PM
Well that means Rakefur can be your... "M8sprit" right?
Actually i was hoping to get all four...
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:43:14 PM
Well that means Rakefur can be your... "M8sprit" right?
Also I no longer desire this spider thing. Could one of you allow the blind seeress to join us?
H3H3H3.
YOU C4LL3D? >:]
Hey Miss Executer.
:33< gc!
:33< *ac pounces on gc with the furce of a mighty huntress!*
:33< and uh
:33< im not sure about redrom
Quote from: arachnidsGrip on November 02, 2011, 08:44:08 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:43:14 PM
Well that means Rakefur can be your... "M8sprit" right?
Also I no longer desire this spider thing. Could one of you allow the blind seeress to join us?
Thank Gog.
Begone, you courtesan. You have no more reason to dwell here.
Quote from: gallowsCalibrator on November 02, 2011, 08:45:28 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:43:14 PM
Well that means Rakefur can be your... "M8sprit" right?
Also I no longer desire this spider thing. Could one of you allow the blind seeress to join us?
H3H3H3.
YOU C4LL3D? >:]
Hello. I must ask. Have you acquired a "M8sprit" in your time alive?
ac, do you like gc?
:33< of course i like gc!
:33< were furiends!
Cool. I'm friends with her too. :)
:33< h33h33
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:47:08 PM
Quote from: arachnidsGrip on November 02, 2011, 08:44:08 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:43:14 PM
Well that means Rakefur can be your... "M8sprit" right?
Also I no longer desire this spider thing. Could one of you allow the blind seeress to join us?
Thank Gog.
Begone, you courtesan. You have no more reason to dwell here.
Quote from: gallowsCalibrator on November 02, 2011, 08:45:28 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:43:14 PM
Well that means Rakefur can be your... "M8sprit" right?
Also I no longer desire this spider thing. Could one of you allow the blind seeress to join us?
H3H3H3.
YOU C4LL3D? >:]
Hello. I must ask. Have you acquired a "M8sprit" in your time alive?
M4YB3. >:?
WHY DO YOU 4SK?
That's too bad. How about this "Feferi Peixes"
Is this one taken? If not I'd like to communicate with her posthaste.
SH3S SL33P1NG.
K33P T4LK1NG. 1 W4NT TO H34R WH4T YOU H4V3 TO S4Y. >:]
You're on track Ungatt. :D
But this one is taken, I have no desire for a taken one.
Very well. But if I tell you, you must awaken the sleeping one.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 08:59:21 PM
But this one is taken, I have no desire for a taken one.
Very well. But if I tell you, you must awaken the sleeping one.
H4H4. OK4Y.
I am attempting to purchase one of the female trolls to use as a "wife" who can cook and take care of "family things" while I conquer the Spa.
I also speculate that such a unification would create peace between our kinds. You, being somewhat active here, were a candidate for wifehood to me. However being taken nullified your candidacy, I am sorry.
I, being Prime Minister, also wanted a wife, but it seems the one for me was taken. :'(
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 09:03:38 PM
I am attempting to purchase one of the female trolls to use as a "wife" who can cook and take care of "family things" while I conquer the Spa.
I also speculate that such a unification would create peace between our kinds. You, being somewhat active here, were a candidate for wifehood to me. However being taken nullified your candidacy, I am sorry.
H3H3H3. 1 N3V3R S41D 1 W4S T4K3N. K4RK4T WOULDN'T M1ND 1F W3 W3R3 M4RRDKLFHGJKFLGHJFLGFJL
TEREZI DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. THAT IS SO REPULSIVE I DONGJDFSLGKJHF
H4H4H4 YOUR3 J34LOUS K4RKLDHGJFH
LOG OFF TEREZI!!!
Sorry, candidacy nullified! Rules is rules. Now for that next one, the sleeping one.
Ungatt, you got a willing one why don't you take the chance?
Because I'VE READ UP ON THEM and I know their manipulative ways.
Really? I didn't think you had the concentration.
)(-ELLO!!! 38D
Oh my. What a mess.
Anywho, I extend to you an offering to become "Matesprit" with me. Do you accept?
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 09:13:38 PM
Oh my. What a mess.
Anywho, I extend to you an offering to become "Matesprit" with me. Do you accept?
T)(at is suc)( a sweet offer. I'm going to )(ave to decline t)(oug)(. Sorry!!! Its just that I already have a matesprit. Well, its not offis)(al yet.... But Still!
I feel so flattered that you asked!
Glub! 38D
:33< h33h33!
:33< looks like i have to go update my shipping wall!
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 02, 2011, 09:13:38 PM
Oh my. What a mess.
Anywho, I extend to you an offering to become "Matesprit" with me. Do you accept?
No way feferii would be mate2piit2 wiith you
and ii thought you bought vrii2ka for thii2 purpo2e
once again i am open for quadrants
do you see howw desperate i am noww fef
im acceptin quadrants from humans
The spider lady was more manly than I, so I saw little reason to continue the relationship.
Pretty sure I've exhausted your supply of females.
aradia
Very well, introduce me to this "aradia" and we shall see how this one ends.
kanaya also but she wwouldnt lovve you
Then why mention it?
Ungatt just buy all of them and then execute them.
i thought maybe you wwanted to knoww all of our females but fine
Tell me the meaning behind your presence here? Is it simply for the joy of "trolling", or do you truly have a greater goal?
kar said wwe havve somethin in store but i dont knoww
Based on your previous experiences, do you think it will be beneficial or harmful to us?
wwhat do you mean
The things you do, all of you as a collective, are they usually harmful in nature?
0__0
wwell that depends
hey aradia
Eridan
Welcome, candidate number 0439. You are given the once-in-a-lifetime chance to be wife, or "matesrdfsfewhatever" to me, Ungatt Trunn II, Mod of Spa, Commander of the Spa Federation.
Your duties will be whatever the hell you want I just don't care anymore. I'll give you a b-52 and let you bomb the neighboring tribes if you wish. Or something more homely, like making me sandwiches and taking care of the brood while I conquer the forums. It is up to you.
The reason for this unity would be both to have those duties above fulfilled, and to bring peace between our kinds so we can all work for a common goal with our combined power.
If monetary compensation is needed to acquire your companionship, it's just a shot away.
Do you accept, or have any questions/objections?
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 04:08:44 PM
Welcome, candidate number 0439. You are given the once-in-a-lifetime chance to be wife, or "matesrdfsfewhatever" to me, Ungatt Trunn II, Mod of Spa, Commander of the Spa Federation.
Your duties will be whatever the hell you want I just don't care anymore. I'll give you a b-52 and let you bomb the neighboring tribes if you wish. Or something more homely, like making me sandwiches and taking care of the brood while I conquer the forums. It is up to you.
The reason for this unity would be both to have those duties above fulfilled, and to bring peace between our kinds so we can all work for a common goal with our combined power.
If monetary compensation is needed to acquire your companionship, it's just a shot away.
Do you accept, or have any questions/objections?
I d0nt think this is a g00d idea,
ribbit.
If you accept, I will give you an entire warehouse full of objects to break for all eternity.
Accept red dude.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 04:13:03 PM
If you accept, I will give you an entire warehouse full of objects to break for all eternity.
tempting.
but we are n0t t0 be matesprits. 0ur fates d0 n0t all0w f0r this.
An entire city that is full of glass buildings that you can break for all eternity.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 04:16:52 PM
An entire city that is full of glass buildings that you can break for all eternity.
again, tempting
but it is n0t t0 be
i have n0 redr0m feelings f0r y0u
Quote from: Shadow Assassin on November 03, 2011, 04:14:02 PM
Accept red dude.
aradia isnt a dude
i wwill accept the redrom howwevver
or blackrom i dont care
I shall grant you the infinite ability to BREAK the very FABRIC of spacetime in all instances of existence, even those preceding space and time.
And why not? We have much in common despite common dismissal to the fact.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 04:21:47 PM
I shall grant you the infinite ability to BREAK the very FABRIC of spacetime in all instances of existence, even those preceding space and time.
And why not? We have much in common despite common dismissal to the fact.
h0w d0 y0u kn0w i w0uld like that ability
Short story: I am an ageless, immortal, shapeshifting, time travelling, inter-dimensional being with multiple personalities and countless stories of my adventures through existence following my creation by Cthulhu in the Void before the force known as "time" had taken its impact on our reality and many like it (which I have also explored)
I have access to many forms of information on any and all subjects concerning our existence from now ad infinitum and before.
Also access to cures for certain... afflictions which may spoil the character. Including post-life.
He also (allegedly) has access to the secret forum of the forum gods.
wwhat kind of afflictions are wwe talkin about
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 04:30:19 PM
Short story: I am an ageless, immortal, shapeshifting, time travelling, inter-dimensional being with multiple personalities and countless stories of my adventures through existence following my creation by Cthulhu in the Void before the force known as "time" had taken its impact on our reality and many like it (which I have also explored)
I have access to many forms of information on any and all subjects concerning our existence from now ad infinitum and before.
Also access to cures for certain... afflictions which may spoil the character. Including post-life.
ribbit
So, what do you say? Perhaps you desire something else? Just name your price. The check is blank.
perhaps
this isnt what i was seeking
The best is yet to come...
Also if you deny then I'd have no choice but to wage total war on the troll scourge, I'm trying to make things easier for all of us including you and myself. This is my last attempt at a diplomatic solution to our peril.
A peril which if not averted, would prevent a way cooler and far more destructive peril in our future. I think you pretty much have an obligation to stop that from happening. As do I.
i wwill be your matesprit come on im right here
I doubt you have the ability to preform female marital duties.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 04:39:10 PM
The best is yet to come...
Also if you deny then I'd have no choice but to wage total war on the troll scourge, I'm trying to make things easier for all of us including you and myself. This is my last attempt at a diplomatic solution to our peril.
A peril which if not averted, would prevent a way cooler and far more destructive peril in our future. I think you pretty much have an obligation to stop that from happening. As do I.
why w0uld y0u wish t0 make war
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 04:42:55 PM
I doubt you have the ability to preform female marital duties.
wwhat is the difference
I'm starting to get freaked out by this :o
Aren't the trolls enemy's? ??? ???
I don't wish to wage war, I wish to avert it. Hence my efforts for your dutiful devotion and our mutual love and all that nonsense.
I am doing what must be done for the greater good. Or ultimate evil. Whatever, point is you have a lot to gain and I have a way to cure you of your rather... apathetic mindset... If you so desire. If not, I can still bring enjoyment to your life through extreme powers and whatnot.
i cann0t be y0ur matesprit
ribbit ribbit
Too bad. Welp, now I have exhausted your supply of females and failed to find a suitable wife as they all conveniently rejected me, probably in the favor of some future plot device. However that will never come to fruition now as I will begin the troll scourge in 1 hour's time unless a resolution is met.
Quote from: caligulasAquarium on November 03, 2011, 04:48:10 PM
Quote from: caligulasAquarium on November 03, 2011, 04:44:11 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 04:42:55 PM
I doubt you have the ability to preform female marital duties.
wwhat is the difference
My door don't swing that way, nancy boy.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 04:50:29 PM
Too bad. Welp, now I have exhausted your supply of females and failed to find a suitable wife as they all conveniently rejected me, probably in the favor of some future plot device. However that will never come to fruition now as I will begin the troll scourge in 1 hour's time unless a resolution is met.
Quote from: caligulasAquarium on November 03, 2011, 04:48:10 PM
Quote from: caligulasAquarium on November 03, 2011, 04:44:11 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 04:42:55 PM
I doubt you have the ability to preform female marital duties.
wwhat is the difference
My door don't swing that way, nancy boy.
wh0 d0 y0u wish to speak t0 s0 y0u can res0lve this
wwhere is this door swwingin then
i dont see wwhat a door has to do wwith our lovve
Quote from: caligulasAquarium on November 03, 2011, 04:52:16 PM
wwhere is this door swwingin then
i dont see wwhat a door has to do wwith our lovve
I seek a suitable female, hence the wife-sale. Savage.
Quote from: apocalypseArisen on November 03, 2011, 04:51:37 PM
wh0 d0 y0u wish to speak t0 s0 y0u can res0lve this
A suitable female from your species who has yet to find a whatever.
wwhy does it havve to be female
that is so stupid
you wwere hittin on kar
In spammer biology, male to male "romantic" relationships would result in almost instant loss of the epidermis.
But seeing as the relationship would be strictly custodial: It is because the Spa Federation forbids the use of slavery. Therefor I must use the title of "wife" and that won't work for you now will it?
wwhat is wwrong wwith a male lovvin a male huh
thats the stupidest thing i evver heard
I just told you, it would result in very painful wounds and Federal imprisonment.
Quote from: Article 156367541.4575151651751
The participants of any male on male relationships will be imprisoned according to Federation Law Article 167354317654271.75426541
I think the commander is the trolls.
No.
No?
i havve nobody you should be honored that a highblood like me has decided to make you his matesprit
Just shoot them
Aradia Suggested I Come On And Converse With Your Commander
Oh god, here come more.
hey kan
Hey trolls.
Well they said you'd deny but the offer is the same as the rest, you become my whatever, trolls and spammers celebrate and we can do whatever and whatever.
What is your chosen reason of denial of my generous offer?
hey muse
If I were you (assuming you're female and so I would be) I would agree. Got nothing to lose.
I like trolls.
i am not female if you wwere referrin to me
but wwho knowws nobody here evven knowws i exist
such is life i guess nobody evven cares about eridan
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 05:56:16 PM
Well they said you'd deny but the offer is the same as the rest, you become my whatever, trolls and spammers celebrate and we can do whatever and whatever.
What is your chosen reason of denial of my generous offer?
I Would Feel More At Ease Discussing This Subject Over Your Messaging System
Would That Be Acceptable
Awwwww, they need private time.
Nah, not you.
I like trolls.
Sure. On a different subject, how are you at sandwich making?
Also Muse are you part of the Federation yet?
No, not yet. How do I get to be?
Sandwiches taste good. What do trolls put in their sandwiches?
really wwhat a surprise
somebody here likes trolls
wwell i can take a likin to somebody like that
Please Explain The Concept Of A Human Sandwich
Quote from: Muse on November 03, 2011, 06:01:17 PM
No, not yet. How do I get to be?
Message Rakefur about it.
Quote from: grimAuxiliatrix on November 03, 2011, 06:02:12 PM
Please Explain The Concept Of A Human Sandwich
Another time, we have more important matters to discuss.
Hey, I think being a troll takes guts. Do you put guts in sandwiches?
Sandwich- a muscular renmant of a living organism, curdled mammalian liquid used to feed young, or plant matter placed between two slices of crushed baked grains.
oh my cod
Yeah, you can put cod in too.
wwhy
It tastes good.
You have a lot to learn, dont you.
Quote from: Muse on November 03, 2011, 06:11:56 PM
It tastes good.
You have a lot to learn, dont you.
Our Cultures Are Quite Different
Perhaps You Could Take Time To Learn About Ours As Well
that sounds horrifyin
darn, we need a department of integration.
wwhat
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on November 03, 2011, 06:14:53 PM
[darn], we need a department of integration.
Must You Involve An Agency In Everything
To delegate the power and responsibility, you can have a successful and effective organization. To have a lopsided or single powered organization is to fall to dereliction and corruption.
I would love to learn your culture.
IF THAT WAS SOME RUDE SARCASTIC COMMENT, I'M TIRED OF HEARING IT.
No i am dead serious.
OH.
WELL MAYBE I'LL TRY TO ENLIGHTEN YOU.
I would honestly like that very much.
tHaTs CoOl MaN
lIkE wHaT dO yOu WaNt To FrIkKiN kNoW
Everything
wOaH bRoThEr
ToO mUcH wIlL oVeRlOaD yOuR tHiNk PaN
Ok what do you eat where do you live (world) what is your common culture-pastimes
wE uSeD tO lIvE oN aLtErNiA iN hIvEs We BuIlT
My FaVoRiTe FoOd Is SoPoR pIeS aNd FaYgO
tHaT sTuFf Is PuRe MiRaClEs
THAT STUFF IS DISGUSTING.
DO NOT EVEN START ON THAT WEIRD MIRACLE STUFF.