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The sweet aroma of glue filled her nostrils as she lifted a bowl of the heavenly nectar to her lips. With a melancholy sigh she inhaled the fumes which rose from its tepid surface. She adored everything about it. The musty smell as her menservants squeezed it from its bottle, like a melange of expensive perfumes imported from foreign parts. The way it flowed, like the waters of the Nile. Its opaque, pearly white color, like milk from udders belonging to the cows of Bashan. She was attuned to its every movement in the sultry desert heat, and it was glorious. She needed nothing other than the bowl of glue which was in front of her.
It was then that she awoke, and shivered. No longer was she reclining on a bed of cushions out in the sultry desert heat, surrounded by menservants, with her divine bowls of glue. She was in Siberia, and there was a blizzard. Worst of all, it was the third year of the glue shortage; there would be no glue tonight. Oh, how she yearned for glue, it was her only solace in life, and it had been taken from her. No more would she taste the glorious flavor, the life-giving nectar of the desert. She huddled down in her sleeping bag, and wept bitterly. There would be no glue tonight.
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Exodus4god: *hires Care Bear mercenaries*
Exodus4god: *gives them all cuteness suits*
Exodus4god: *sends them to harass Ragefur*
Ragefur: *blasts carebears*
Ragefur: ...with a rocket launcher.
Exodus4god: *stares at shreds of Carebears tummies lying around*
Exodus4god: *peels icky stuff off of face*
Exodus4god: *stares at rocket launcher*
Exodus4god: *is horrified*
Exodus4god: How could you DO this?
Exodus4god: They were....My friends..
Exodus4god: *kneels down to help half-dead carebear*
Ragefur: It was easy, I just aimed, and pulled the trigger.
Ragefur: Like this.
Exodus4god: lol
Ragefur: *makes half dead carebear into half a carebear*
Exodus4god: *stares at totally dead Carebear*
Exodus4god: *wonders where he can get a missile launcher*
Ragefur: Wal-mart.
Exodus4god: Ahh
Exodus4god: *runs to Wal-mart*
Exodus4god: *buys missile launchers and assasin carebears*
Exodus4god: *menacing growl*
Exodus4god: *gives pep talk to bears*
Ragefur: *climbs into tank*
Ragefur: *runs*
Exodus4god: *sends them out to harass Ragefur*
Exodus4god: *chases*
Ragefur: *calls for reinforcements*
Exodus4god: *jams transmission*
Ragefur: Stormy sniped a carebear.
Ragefur: Weasel {Whoa. Squaresoft ~really~ knows their job.}: I'm on your side with a sniper rifle. *snipes care-bear*
Ragefur: See.
Exodus4god: Noooooooooooo
Exodus4god: *runs to Wal-Mart*
Exodus4god: *buys carebear tanks*
Ragefur: *runs over carebears with tank*
Ragefur: {Squelch}
Exodus4god: *gasps*
Exodus4god: *plugs ears*
Exodus4god: *buys more*
Exodus4god: *sticks them in tanks*
Ragefur: *drat*
Exodus4god: *laughs evilly*