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OR you could have a magical doorway to there that paused time on earth until you came back.

BUT, most ate birds n' fish. GET IT RIGHT RAKEFOAR 
>8C

By the way, who chose ponies?

You would turn into one of them. So equal height unless the character you made up was taller.

So, yeah. Just felt bored and did this.

... MMMMMMMMMNYAGH!!! CURSE YOU POLL WITH YOUR OPTIONS!!!!!!

Camaclue: *grabs shotgun and goes to get his mustache* Last time, DC. *Teleports spoon back to Bert*
Spoon: Teleporting tickles.
Everyone: GASP!
Spoon: What?
Cam: THE SPOON TALKS

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Cam: And then he was all like "But dude, all we got is apple juice." And I'm all like "It's all your fault! ALL YOUR FAULT!!!"
Krowdon: Um... nice story?
Cam: It's AMAZING, I know.
Otter: Hey guys, we're at the beach.
Cam: Is it plastic?
Otter: No.
Cam: Aww. D:
Krowdon: So now what?
Cam: Now, we sail!
Everyone: *Is on a ship*
Skipper: Where did we get this ship?
Cam: Haha! I have no idea!
Skipper: *faints*
Cam: Oh look Bert's Island.
arrows: *fly towards ship*
Cam: OH SHIP!! *dodges*

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Camaclue: And then I was all like "Cam: OH SHIP!!" and he dodges the arrows.
Dark Claws: l:C I read that.
Krowdon: Lol, that was actually funny.
Dark Claws: Why are you making me have a conversation? I want this RP finished!
Camaclue: But if I do, then I have to leave protection!
Dark Claws: And I'll be waiting...
Camaclue: I GOT IT! I'll make a Role Play about some humans that go to the Redwallverse as their characters! And NOBEAST CAN STOP ME!!!!
Dark Claws: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Cam: Dark Claws, U SILLEH.
Carl: Should we go?
Everyone: Yeah.
Bert: *Disappears again* AND IT'S NOBRENICUS!!!!!!!
Camaclue: There we go! And Dark Claws, No! Bad Dark Claws, back! *Hits DC with Newspaper*
Dark Claws: *whimpers in fear*
Cam: We're off!
Everyone: *Goes*
Cam: Aww, I wanted to see the epic battle in 3D.
Epic Battle: *ends with one badger surviving and stabbing himself in the chest*

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Nobby: Don't call me Nobby, either!
Nobrenicus: *Smiles* Better. Now, Elaine, see this Island? *Points to Island*
Elaine: No, I'm bl-
Nobody: It's my secret fortress.
Camaclue: THAT NO CHARACTER CAN TELEPORT TO. *Points newspaper at Dark Claws*
Nobody: Thanks, Camaclue.
Camaclue: *Kicks Bert and Elaine to the Island* And I CAN call you Bert!

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Carl: Wait... If I was with Cam, Yet I'm here with Culling and Rent ., then that means... *Falls into Time Traveling Plot hole and comes back* There we go.
Culling: Huh. I didn't even notice that until now.
Camaclue: Me neither.
Rent:wait, that would mean you did that last min-
Camaclue: *Elbows Rent*
Rent Ow!
Camaclue Muahahaha! *Strokes taped-on mustache evilly*

Camaclue stared at his computer screen, waiting for a reply to the story. Someone HAD to reply, or the story wouldn't be complete. His eyelids started feeling heavy, he tried to stay awake, but he couldn't. Camaclue rested his head on the table, when, suddenly, there was a flash in his closet. Out popped Rent, Culling, Cam, and Abbot Jakes wearing a party hat. "We can explain... kinda." Cam said as they disappeared in a flash of blue light.


(When they start time traveling, send them to your house or room, with one of them saying "We can explain." and then disappearing. And make sure it's a character you made. Dark Claws, you can use some of my characters, too, if you're still there)

(Cool, maybe I should use it.)
Everybody except Elaine: *looks at the two confusedly*
Cam: Should we hit the plot with a stick?
Everyone:*nods*
Cam: *grabs stick and hits the author*
Camaclue: Okay, I'll do something insanely implausible. Can't believe this.
Elaine and Bert: *Disappear*
Badger: Where did he go?
Camaclue: Either Southsward or the Northlands.
Jule: That's very helpful.
Cam: Awesome and Jule, you go with your Long Patrol and Guosim to the North, We'll go south.
Jule: What if you catch this nobody guy?
Skipper: *faints from lack of intelligence*
Cam: Use Plot holes. They help travel places faster. Now, We're off!

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Carl: So, where ya from?
Culling:  the 31st cent-
Rent: *Elbows Culling*
Culling: Ow! Oh, I mean, from around.
Rent: We're doo-*falls into plot hole*
Culling: Renty, you okay?
Rent: Yeah, I'm just on a hill. Of Melancholy.
Carl: Lol, music reference.
Camaclue: Mwahahahaha *strokes evil taped-on mustache*

[ACT TWO: Sp00ns, time travel, and breakage of the Fourth Wall.]

End of Act one.



ACT TWO: Sp00ns, time travel, and breakage of the Fourth Wall.

Nobrenicus slashed at Cam, cutting part of his coat. "Hey, I paid a lot of money for..." Nobrenicus was holding the Gilded Spoon. "This?" he asked nonchalantly. He ran into the woods, calling his army to retreat. Krowdon, Skipper, Jule, and the badger were talking to each other. "Well, I still don't believe her" Jule said, "Why is she on our side?" "I was told by Martin that I wasn't a threat. And besides, I can't conquer Redwall whith THESE fools." Krowdon said, pointing at her army. Suddenly, Elaine appeared, dazed but unscathed. Skipper asked her where Carl was, and she only shrugged.
Cam Walked up to the group, saying, "We have some bad news, the spoon has been stolen. And because of that, the author is extending this RP. Now, Let's group up and head out. We're gonna find that fudging SPOON!!!" (epic techno)

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Carl looked at the two time-travelers curiously. "Sitheee here yon, um..." "Mole." Carl said. "MOLE! We wouldeth liketh toeth cometh witheth youeth."  Culling said. "I think you're doing it wrong Culling." Rent commented. "Shut up. I think I'm getting somewhere with this. Stupid ancient language." Carl asked them, "Are ya lost, or just stupid?" Culling whispered to Rent, "What language is that?" Rent elbowed his friend, saying, "We speak the same language, you idiot. Now, let's find Redwall."

(Culling just wanted to go on an adventure and Bert is just a jackass who wants everything. Simple enough. Oh, and after you lose Elaine and Carl meets the timey-wimey guys, we start Act 2)

(you can be Culling. Remember, he didn't do good in history class, if ya know what I mean. And  What about the battle that's going down, eh?And you can use Carl to explain what happened to Elaine.)

Cam and Nobrenicus swung, parried and stabbed at each other. "A little slow there, Bert." Cam said as he nicked Nobody's coat. "For the last time, MY." clang"NAME'S." clack "NOT." clash "BERT." Bert slashed again, missing Cam by a hair's breadth.

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"Oh GOD this is so boring! How did you get me into this Culling?" A ferret asked his rat friend as they walked through Mossflower Woods. "I'm telling ya mate, there's amazing food there! And I read they have feasts almost every day!" Culling said. "And besides, Renty, we'll be able to see how Mossflower was hundreds of seasons ago." Culling halted, and looked at himself and his friend. "Maybe we should dress, to pass as sane beasts." Rent removed the bag from his back and started choosing some clothes for himself. "Should I wear a red bandanna or a blue one? And put a perception filter on your watch, they weren't invented yet."


added the time travelers because I Cam.