All right, everyone! sit up straight! Gooooood! Now, we can get to the hard stuff. First, DON'T SPAM. It's pretty obvious, but getting that into your heads is very profitable for the forum. Next, try not to tick anyone off when you're just starting, as they will snub you along with most everyone else. Next, use puncuation, good spelling, and capitalization for starters. And DON'T, I repeat DON'T use the "u" to represent a "you". It's sometimes confusing and always irritating. Does anyone want to join me teaching these younguns?
*tries to look old and crotchety*
*Slouches in chair just to annoy Austin*
All a sudden the door slams open and the Known Knight comes In and slams his book of teaching newbie.
"You, Holby. SIT UP~ Barking orders at Holby
~I am SIR AD to you rotton lot. I'm here you make you a better poster, and will get rid of your title of newbie.~
Talking like he the boot camp leader.
*Sits up, back arched perfectly* Yes, Sir Ad!
~bows to Ad~
I find it highly ironic that Holby is spamming in a post which is purposefully attempting to stop spamming in newbies!
*stands up with a ruler in one hand and a very very large unabridged dictionary in the other hand*
I'll be here to correct spelling errors, dears...
*glares at Holby, who's sniffing the chalk*
They aren't markers, Holbs!
Thank you calria ~Bows back~
is this manners school? i think so, dont u?
*does this just to annoy Austin*
*Glues Ads but to his chair, Pulls of Calria's wig, Puts frogs in General Austin's desk, than does more pranks to the oldies*
*runs fast*
I'll get you, you...you.....RUNT!!! *scuttles off and catches Dead Eye* *shoves him into vacuum cleaner* There! *commences teaching Dead Eye manners*
i won't learn! you can't make me! NNNNNNOOOO
*Shoots spitballs at Genral Austin's Face.*
"DEADEYE" shouted the Greatrat. What in the meaning of this. Please, your not a newbie and you know it. So there no need for you to be here.
*Bows head and walks out*
Grumbles"sorry ad, just trying to have fun."
*grumbles some more* Grrrrrr!!! Van, STOP that this instant! This INsTANT I say! Now, go over there and just SIT!! That's right, SIT. Just sit to your little herart's desire. You're in time out, my young..err...Hedgehog!!
(Van, what species are you?)
aus, im a wildcat, what r u?
*does this again to annoy Aus*
Species, Hmm... how about a chipmunk.
I am a badger, oh wait. i can't be in here
*runs out before ad sees him*
The Greatrat voice boomed out "ALL YOU ROTTEN LOT, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP, YOU ARE HERE TO LEARN A LESSON ON HOW NOT TO BE NEWBIE"
Dust him self down and wash the glue off.
I do NOT have a wig! :angry:
Ad, sir, himself is one word... and wash should've been in the present tense ('washes').
*glares*
AND DEADEYE, IF YOU DON'T QUIT....
I'l have to SING at you! *clears throat to begin singing opera*
No...Calria....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *faints* :o
*Ashyra enters the room, sits down, eats cheese and starts throwing chalk at Ad.*
I'm a wildcat.
Dead Eye flicks glue into Calria's mouth, making sure she can't sing
Baransarn walks in with a slouch and sits in the back throwing paper balls at the other n00bs.
Scarwake enters and smacks Baransarn on the back of the head. A stern glare given to stop him from throwing paper balls at others.
Stop it now, Baransarn! SIT UP, you'll have back problems sitting like that.
As Scarwake walks by, Dead Eye makes funny looks behind his back.
"Aye, Captain! Shan't happen again, sah!"
Baransarn slouches a bit, but not enough for Scarwake to notice.
"Teeheehee"
Scarwake looks to Dead Eye, glaring at him he quickly smacks his paw with a wooden ruler.
Now, that should teach you. If not then I guess we'll have to throw you in the deprivation box!!
Chuckles, and walks around to inspect others.
Menatus the vixen walks in, sighs, and walks out. "Olbies..."
Dead Eye grabs the vixen, pulls her into the chair next to him and smiles
"Hey ya Menatus! Have a seat, hang with us..." he shuts up as Ad walks past again.
*Gasp* Oh my gosh! A newbie school!!! This is just what I need.
*Sits down and folds arms at desk, just like a little suck-up.* *Waits for the lessons to begain*
While the teachers are talking, Dead Eye plows TR to the ground, and beats him black and blue.
Quote from: Dead EyeWhile the teachers are talking, Dead Eye plows TR to the ground, and beats him black and blue.
TR
Shadow becomes very angry at Deadeye, because
she is not a guy (lol).
*Cries and scremes for a teacher to come and stop this madness* Help! Help!
Sorry, when i saw you walk in, you looked like a guy. A very ugly guy, uglier girl.
HAHA(beats her up some more)
*Cries* I do not look like a guy... :( *Cries some more*
I wanna learn how not to be a newbie.
You do too! we don't want to be here, you little suck up!
I will stop beating you up if you give me a part in your lotr story!
*choking on the wad of hardened elmer's glue in the back of her throat*
Gah... gah... grmmm... gllll.... giiiii... *cough*
Dead Eye, you're dead!
"STOP THAT DEAD EYE" Ad shouted "I don't want to have to throw you out and class you as a newbie forever." Then he thinks back on that comment.
"Ok you Newbies, here your first lesson
The first rule is, when posting it is not like a chat. So your grammer and spelling do matter. That means checking what you have posted, use the edit button. Using caps for names and the start of new line or after full spot.
Second is you have to respect other people including other newbies. You are setting the examlpe to others.
Importantly you don't use u or ur and not you and your, it is not good posting to do so."
Ad goes to right what he said onto the blackboard.
AAAAAHHH. he flicks glue onto the floor in front of her, where she steps and is glued to floor.
hahahaha
bows head
sorry ad. i will be good. can i stay though? i promise i won't be bad! i have nithing to do. pppllllleeeeeaaaaassssssseeeeee!
The wolf grabs the glue away from Dead Eye's grasp, putting it inside a drawer. Locking the drawer, he scolds at Dead Eye.
"Ye, beast be irritating."
The Rat read Deadeye post and Gasp. "That was a newbie post, no caps or anything. Maybe you should stay. Look on the blackboard and write it down.
Othe newbies do the same"
Ad, watch your grammar! You're setting a bad example with these minor slip-ups!
Dead Eye, this is my last warning. *stuck to the floor*
If I could move, I'd come over there and kick you!!!
Er, Calria? I don't know what I done wrong that time..
*Baransarn raises his hand feverishly* I know, I know! Ad said Othe, not Others!*Sits and waits for compliment* :D
Selections from your past few posts, with corrections:
(yeah, I know... I'm being persnickity!)
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The Rat read Deadeye post and Gasp.
Should be: The Rat read Deadeye
's post and gasp
ed.
Quote
"STOP THAT DEAD EYE" Ad shouted "I don't want to have to throw you out and class you as a newbie forever." Then he thinks back on that comment.
Should be 'shouted' and 'thought', or 'shouts' and 'thinks'.
Quote
The first rule is, when posting it is not like a chat. So your grammer and spelling do matter. That means checking what you have posted, use the edit button. Using caps for names and the start of new line or after full spot.
Should be as such:
The first rule is, when posting, it is not like a chat, so your gramm
ar and spelling do matter. That means checking what you have posted, using the edit button, and using caps for names and the start of a new line or after full spot.
...yeah...
*grumpy english teacher face*
Scarwake chuckles, then moves over to Calria to try and get her footpaw removed from the sticky glue. A wooden ruler in hand he tries prying her foot loose.
"Well, you might be stuck here..."
Whoa, corrected not just by Calria but by Baransarn as well. That was bad, reading it back.
"Yes, the youth these days think they know everything." Looks at baransarn, then returns to removing Calria's footpaw from the white sticky substance.
*Baransarn sinks into his chair* "Well, I was only trying to be nice..."Baransarn mutters under the gaze of Scarwake
*gets frustrated and rips the floorboard out of the floor, her footpaw still well attatched*
Hey... now I can go snowboarding with no equipment! Yay! :D
Here Calria, I put this stuff on, it will remove the glue off you feet however you can't drink it to get rid of the glue in your month.
QuoteAd The Rat Posted on Mar 14 2003, 06:38 PM
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Here Calria, I put this stuff on, it will remove the glue off you feet however you can't drink it to get rid of the glue in your month.
That should actually be; Here Calria, put this stuff on. It will remove the glue off your feet. However, you can't drink it to get rid of the glue in your mouth.
Baransarn chuckles as multiple oldies reprimand Ad the Rat.
"Teeheehee! Oldies these days. Always correcting!Hohoheehee"
Nope, it should be:
Here Calria, Let me put some of this stuff on, it will remove the glue off you feet however you can't drink it to get rid of the glue in your month.
Yep, I know what you mean Baransarn.
Quotehowever you can't drink it to get rid of the glue in your month.
Shouldn't that be;
however you can't drink it to get rid of the glue in your mo
uth, not mo
nth
"Teeheehee. Both are wrong! It should be: Here Calria, Let me put some of this stuff on, it will remove the glue off you feet, however you can't drink it to get rid of the glue in your mouth."
*Baransarn protects head from Scarwake*
"It's a comma after however, Teeheehee!"
~Is just about going to die from all the mistake he making~ I've only got myself to blame since I'm rushing my post and not checking my self.
"What an example you are teaching to the n00bs, Mr. Rat!"
*Baransarn ducks a smack from Scarwake.*
~sigh~ I know, I know.
Looks like I better leave the job to Calria.
~Sigh again~
*Looks for the coloured chalk*
Quote from: Ad The Rat~sigh~ I know, I know.
Looks like I better leave the job to Calria.
~Sigh again~
Yes, she was always the grumpy, old, english teacher type! :D *ducks a kick from calria's newly acquired snowboard*
Snowboards kick? Wow, I want one too!
*Pulls at floorboards*
Austin, you are the most ignorant and foolish person I know on these forums, even cheesey retained a greater poise to integrity than you have. I would appreciate if you would stop trying to "train" your peers.(newbies)
Quote from: FenixAustin, you are the most ignorant and foolish person I know on these forums, even cheesey retained a greater poise to integrity than you have. I would appreciate if you would stop trying to "train" your peers.(newbies)
Fenix, quite acting like such a Grump! :P
I'm sorry, but I can't stand to see such a little infidel prancing around the forums spreading words of his hypocracy. It angers me and causes my heart great discontent, seeing that new, intelligent players are learning how to become a "model player" from such a low-life such as Austin. If they want to learn how to use the forums, they should read the Iboze TOS. Anything other than that should be irrelevant, or implemented for ease of reading. Austin is a hypocrite to his own advice, think twice before acting on his words.
Quote from: Fenix... causes my heart great discontent ...
Ah, so you
do have one?
QuoteAustin is a hypocrite to his own advice.
Wrong. But look who's talking.
QuoteAh, so you do have one?
Understatement, or just isolated idiocy? -Something has to pump my blood.
QuoteWrong. But look who's talking.
Prove me a hypocrite. Austin's is simple, in his third-or-so line he says to mind your spelling mistakes, which he is flared with. He also makes grammar mistakes, etc.
As for the topic of you, mr. TSR,
You are a foolish, forum-participating wannabe. You expect to gain respect and idolism through lashing out at a perfectly fair and legitiment post, why? Because it was made by me.
You're a prejudicial, worthless excuse of a nerd.
Quote from: FenixQuoteAh, so you do have one?
Understatement, or just isolated idiocy? -Something has to pump my blood.
QuoteWrong. But look who's talking.
Prove me a hypocrite. Austin's is simple, in his third-or-so line he says to mind your spelling mistakes, which he is flared with. He also makes grammar mistakes, etc.
As for the topic of you, mr. TSR,
You are a foolish, forum-participating wannabe. You expect to gain respect and idolism through lashing out at a perfectly fair and legitiment post, why? Because it was made by me.
You're a prejudicial, worthless excuse of a nerd.
Ouch...*winces as Josh and TSR trade licks*
Ah, the audience is gathering!
Fenix - I won't dispute you, it's not worth it.
Beatles - Pleasant to read the words of the loser.(as always(with you))
Fight, Fight, Fight *goes to pop some popcorn and pulls up his Lay-Z-Boy*
I just like Austin, and wouldn't like you to insult him, especially unfairly. But I also don't want to escalate a fight with you.
*crowd boos as TSR walks away* TSR your the one who started the argument, so finish it!
No, Fenix started accusing Josh, and I wanted to defend him. Perhaps harshly. But no more than Fenix himself.
Badrang, don't try to spam by acting the "host of the show". You're a newbie.
Oh, really? Then why don't you try to get me?
Because I'm not a newbie. You have nothing to do with this, you're just trying to get attention.
And up 'is post count.
Anyhow, I'm going to give the 'puter a rest, and to hire some videos. Then, I'll get out the Warhammer. Heh, that wood elf was my first avatar. :rolleyes:
I wasn't insulting Austin, I was telling the truth.
Beatles - Stop derailing this subject and picking on others whom are hapless spectators to your moronic diversions.
He's not a newb, and you weren't accused of being one, either. You're just one of those people who likes to show off as a loud mouth, but when the going gets tough, and the people want their goods delivered, you squirm away from the pressing matter by saying something like, "LOOK! THERE'S A THREE HEADED LLAMA WRESTLING AN OCTOPUSS FROM HELL!"
Pathetic.
That was funny....
Ereptor is a newbie to my mind. I thought he was over the insult-the-good-elders stage, just hadn't learnt to type and punctuate, but no, Menatus, like Klamath has to be insulted by him. Lol. I'm gonna give him a hidin', if I have the time.
Klamath WAS A newb. So was Stormclaw.
ROFL
Haha. Maybe you're talking about in-game. In-game, yes, both. But not on the forums, which is where we are, and where you're banned from. :)
Dead Eye becomes bord, so he starts doing tricks on the teachers again.
*Ashyra throws cheese at Beatles, and carries on flicking chalk at random people.*
Hm. Thanks, Beatles! Josh, you're supposed to be banned for one thing, you never stop grammar mistakes yourself, annnnd it was just for fun. You DO realize that, don't you? Has ANYONE been trying to learn something here? Raise your hands if you have. *no raised hands, because Austin is actually holding a large gun threateningly in his hand* See? Now, telling me off is one thing, but slandering me in front of everyone, calling me a hypocrite, totally ruining a fun topic, AND just being plain not nice, is....not nice. you can join if you want, but I won't tolerate that kind of not niceness in this schoolroom. *raises gun to show his point*
P.S. I probably DID make some spelling and grammar mistakes there, but hey, I'm only twelve.
*gets feet stuck in glue* :o :o :o :angry:
haha. my tricks work
*throws more cheese at Dead Eye, as she is also stuck in the glue*
Dead Eye starts eating the cheese.
Yum! More, more, more!
*hands over cheese* Eat that! Just don't touch my new sig!
*walks in cautiously and observes the mayhem around the room* Tsk, tsk, some newbies these days...they'll NEVER learn, will they? Good luck, Aus, you'll need a lot of it....
*steals Ashyra's new sig, eating it as she goes*
*cough* No food in the classroom, or the teacher gets to run with it.
*runs with scissors, too*
Anyone else finding it ironic how spammerlicious this thread has become? I know I do.
*dips the stolen sig in spam-juice*
*goes to Wal-Mart and buys ton of glue* Take that Dead Eye! *throws glue all around Dead Eye so he can't move* I got my newbie again! :D
NNNNNNNOOOOO badrang will pay!
How much? :lol:
Badrang, you're still a newbie to me...so any that you attempt to claim are now mine. MINE I SAY!
HAH!
Oh. So who owns me, Kilkenne, or Badrang
Kilk is such an oldie that even his newbies have newbies, so your still mine. But I'm Kilk's I guess..*gets caught trying to escape through the air vents*
Kilk's been around longer than me, but I'm better at rwl :D So Kilk = mine!
That means I PWN all of you :)
Ok, Josh is better than Kilk, so he owns Kilk, who owns me, who owns Dead Eye. Is that right?
Yes, that's right.
Where did the topic for this forum go? I think it got lost in one of the CAFI cheese's holes...
The one you stole and ate?
Yes, that's the one!
Wait... that means that the topic of this discussion is in my tummy! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Whatever happen to the actual Newbie Classes. This has been filled with spam! I want enlightment here!
Quote from: baransarnWhatever happen to the actual Newbie Classes. This has been filled with spam! I want enlightment here!
Just for baransarn: some englightenment!
Quote
Whatever happened to the actual Newbie Classes
should be: "Whatever happened to the actual newbie classes?"
Quote
This has been filled with spam!
*giggle* Of course it has! *snerk* I think it's devolved into all of the oldbies acting like newbs, actually!
Quote
I want enlightment here!
The spelling you were looking for is 'e-n-l-i-g-h-t-e-n-m-e-n-t.'
As far as getting any, well... don't hold your breath.
Don't open your mouth, either, though. You might end up with glue on your tonsils.
*glares at certain evil pupils*
Agggg! I have something on you, Calria! You didnt capatalize "should"! Heeheehahaha! :lol:
I had nothing to do with that glue Calria.
cough cough cough
*Goes into Calria mode* Dead eye, it should be *cough, cough, cough* blah, blah, blah!
Hey now!
*gives chase with a 6 inch long ruler in hand*
(That's a rather hefty weapon for a mousemaid! lol!)
*Runs and grabs a dictionary and throws back, narrowly missing her head and snapping the ruler in half* Blah Blah Blah! :lol:
You evil minion!
*whaps everyone in the room with that huge ruler, just for the halibut*
Yes, I enjoy fish.
*carniverous mouse*
Are you scared yet?
Who would be afriad of you?
I wouldn't say eating fish is canivorous, but no! I am not scared! *Slaps Calria with a flounder* Take that, you!
Who wouldn't be scared of a carniverous rodent wielding a ruler twice her size and chasing down her pupils?
*chuckle*
Be afraid... be very afraid.
I'm hunting warlords.
*Runs into chalkboard and nearly gets hit by a oversized yard stick* Aggggg!
Calria is EVIL! She will hunt you down like an ugly muskrat! Watch out for Calria the Wild!
I know how to deal with her
*throws glue all over Calria*
Errr.... Aus, Ad, I hate to ask you this, buy have you heard of revers-effects? Do you realize that in this topic, you have changed some not-so-newbies into newbs?????
*Can't understand how Calria claims that open mouths equal glue on tonsils when some people have had them out*
Hmm, remember "Goodbye Mr Chips"? You young 'uns wouldn't, I bet. Well, I want to be him. Awesome teacher- had a moustache.
RazorClaw, I know, it odd how that a classes started, then all the oldbie tried to teach newbie, just ended up RPing fighting.
~Prods all oldbie~
Shouldn't you be setting an example to the newbie.
~Prods all newbies~
Shouldn't you be learning to not questions your elders?(Oldbies)
Tics! *Shakes Head* If i learnd for THESE idoits i'd be stuper the the silver Juska
(Duh! Its sUPOSDT to be Juskasilver!)
It's amazing how off-topic things can get... In Strategy, a topic was started about loyalty, and ended up talking about M&Ms...
Ha, you should have seen the one about Stormclaw evolving into a kangaroo on the old boards... haha, that was hilarious. It started off with Ereptor going on about how Stormclaw would be the emperor forever (disproved in two weeks), and then Shael, Raine, and me arguing about impossibility, then religion, and finally Ragefur, Xanthippe, and me arguing about evolution... and it stopped with a kangaroo and a board reset (not related), but had many inbetweenbie topics too. Not many newbies, quality writing, average of 20-30 new posts a day, total, on the boards. Ah, luvverly that was.
That was HILARIOUS! It /was/ partly my fault, I guess, since I'm the one who started it out by saying that nothing is impossible, and Stormy can't be Emperor forever. Then Raine came in and had to contradict me. ^_^ Then someone asked if the chicken or the egg came first, and THAT erupted in a discussion about theories of evolution, and a lot of other stuff...I think it went a little past the kangaroos though, it was only at the kangaroo part where I proved Stormy evolved into a kangaroo....^_^ It was at least 14 pages long, maybe more. It was a pretty good argument.
17.5 pages, wonderful good stuff. Of course, some of the stuff at Terrouge is good too, but oh well. BTW, I don't see why the old boards had to be deleted. There was /absolutely/ no reason.
And you said some of the funniest things on the old board...
Quote"I'm warning you, I have many defense points!"
Your "Many" meant less than 200,000 :D
Sorry, I'll never forget that :rolleyes: I know I've said it before, but it's still funny.
I have a question: Why do all of the oldbies get so uptight when talking about newbies? When they are by themselves they like to joke around, don't they?
Actually, it was 400,000. After 220 turns, too! :lol: