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Show posts MenuQuoteSat, 31 Dec 2011 23:58:08 -0700
From: The Hounds of Ulster (#7)
My dear subjects,
Butts.
LOL.
I hereby declare this the Day of Butts. All messages must contain the words "butts" and "lol" or they are not valid.
That is all.
QuoteSun, 01 Jan 2012 23:54:01 -0700
From: The Hounds of Ulster (#7)
My dear subjects,
The Day of Butts is now over. Rejoice, and be merry. Everyone who sent me a message containing the words butts and lol gets a billion cash.
I HAVE SPOKEN!
Your Emperor,
Gen. Volkov
QuoteMon, 02 Jan 2012 23:00:38 -0700
From: The Hounds of Ulster (#7)
My dear subjects,
I have decided this game is far too selfish. All warlords above rank 25 should immediately donate 1 bil cash and 100 mil food to a warlord below rank 25. Just think of the warm fuzzy feeling you will get for this random act of kindness.
That is all.
Your Emperor,
Volkov
QuoteTue, 03 Jan 2012 22:01:58 -0700
From: The Hounds of Ulster (#7)
My dear subjects,
I have decided that because a Mormon more or less invented home video gaming, (Nolan Bushnell, the co-founder of Atari, was Mormon, he also invented Chuck E Cheese's) Mormons are awesome, and today is Mormon day. Since the only Latter Day Saint that I know of here at RWL is Briar, you should all send her a message saying how awesome she is for being Mormon.
That is all.
Your Emperor,
Volkov
QuoteWed, 04 Jan 2012 23:31:40 -0700
From: The Hounds of Ulster (#7)
My dear subjects,
Today is join the forum day! If you do not have a Forum account, please sign up and make one. Then private message kilkenne and tell him to stop ruining the game, and that he is a jerkface. Tell him I said to do so.
That is all.
Your Emperor,
Volkov
QuoteThu, 05 Jan 2012 22:24:52 -0700
From: The Hounds of Ulster (#7)
My dear subjects,
Today is traditionally the start of the Carnival period before Lent. So, it is TIME TO PARTY! Have a good time, and get hammered if you are legally able to drink. WOOOOOOO!
That is all.
Your Emperor,
Volkov
QuoteSat, 07 Jan 2012 23:05:57 -0700
From: The Hounds of Ulster (#7)
My dear subjects,
Gatorade is delicious. You should all go buy some and drink it. NOW. Tell me how delicious it was when you do. I'll wait.
That is all.
Your Emperor,
Volkov
QuoteMon, 09 Jan 2012 00:21:26 -0700
NEW: From The Hounds of Ulster (#7) (?)
My dear subjects,
Wow, what acrimony has erupted over my last message to you all! Some of your believe Powerade is better, others Gatorade. While I stand by my statement that Gatorade is delicious, if you feel Powerade is better, go ahead and drink that if you must. Just know that you are missing out on the glory that is Gatorade. Due to the debate, Gatorade Day will last for another day.
That is all.
Your Emperor,
Volkov
QuoteMon, 09 Jan 2012 23:41:01 -0700
NEW: From The Hounds of Ulster (#7) (?)
My dear subjects,
I have just taken a shower, and I am enjoying that fresh, clean feeling you get from doing so. Everyone should go take a shower or have a bath as soon as you can, so you too can enjoy this fresh clean feeling. Especially if you do not often bath. I have my suspicions about many of you in that regard.
That is all.
Your Emperor,
Volkov
QuoteTue, 10 Jan 2012 23:57:39 -0700
NEW: From The Hounds of Ulster (#7) (?)
My dear subjects,
I have just bought a barely used slim PS2. I can now play my old PS2 games again. Rejoice! In honor of this glorious day, today is old video game day. Find your oldest video game and play it. Enjoy the warm nostalgia feelings you get when you do so.
That is all.
Your Emperor,
Volkov
PS. Wolf Snare is a smelly Canadian. Please tell him to take a shower. Private message him, everyone.
QuoteThu, 12 Jan 2012 05:43:21 -0700
NEW: From The Hounds of Ulster (#7) (?)
My dear subjects,
I went out and played trivia tonight. It was fun. We were doing well until the last question, which we just didn't have a clue on. I'm sure we'll get it eventually though.
But the reason I am messaging you, by dear subjects, we keep losing the team name competition. So, instead of wracking my brain to think of a great one, I am turning to my loyal minions! I am having a contest. For the next three days, send me the best team name you can think of, one that is both funny and somewhat suggestive. Or involves alcohol, those also seem to do well. Anyway, whoever sends me the best team name gets a nice reward, and if it wins the competition at trivia next week, the reward doubles. So get to thinking minions!
That is all.
Your Emperor,
Volkov
QuotePlayers
Rakefur - Storyteller
Kilkenne
Shadow
Krowdon
Volkov
Firetooth
Ashyra Nightwing
Camaclue
Muse
Durza
Raggon
(Briar)
(Shadow Assassin)
Roles
Storyteller
Redwallers
Assassin (kills Redwallers)
Seer (suspects Assassins)
Healer (saves Redwallers)
Night
Each night, the Storyteller pms the Assassin to kill off one of the other players, the Seer to suspect one of the other players, and the Healer to save one of the other players. Each night is no more than 24 hours.
Day
Unless the Healer and the Assassin selected the same target, a murder is announced. This player is "dead" and may no longer participate in the game in any way. Each day is no more than 24 hours.
The Redwallers then deliberate over which suspected Assassin member they wish to nominate for banishing. Once nominations are made, the Storyteller administers an election between the nominees, in which all players vote - whoever receives the most votes is banished, and may no longer participate in the game in any way.
Win condition
If all Assassins are killed, then the Redwallers win the game. If all the Redwallers are killed, then the Assassins win the game.
QuoteTHE SPALECTIC REPUBLICChanges can be made, of course. There are, I'm sure, flaws in this. Please point them out so the can be corrected.
There are 2 branches. The first contains the Chancellor, the Spa Mod, and their Ministers. The Spa Mod is in charge of quality, the Chancellor is in charge of quantity. The Spa Mod and Chancellor are voted for on the same ballet to bring some unity to this board. The ministers are of course chosen by the Chancellor and Spa Mod.
The second branch contains the High Council. The High Council is made up of 5white males over 21active spammers, 2 from the late RSL, the other 3 being voted in by the people. These spammers make decisions and passes laws.
However, if any law passed by the High Council pertains to quality, the Spa Mod can veto it. The same goes for quantity and the Chancellor. They also can veto anything if they agree on it. A veto can of course be overridden by a 2/3 majority of the High Council.
Elections are held every 3 months. The Spa Mod and Chancellor are voted on the same ballet (as said before), and also at this time the High Council can vote anyone out or in the Council.
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