1) If you view a topic in spa which has a new post that isn't yours, you must post in it.
2) If no new posts are in any existing topics, make a new topic.
3) Posts must have substance and a minor degree of relevance unless a new topic has been brought up.
4) Each active Spammer must have at least one topic they've created on the front page at all times. Old ones may not be revived for this purpose.
5) All topics created after this date in spa require active participation from all spammers. For now, a one post minimum is required.
6) Blobfish is official deity of spa
7) Dirty Harry has the powers of a regent in Unga's absence
That is all.
These rules sounds pretty impossible to enforce.
Are you doubting Ungatts abilities?
*checks to see if it's against the rules*
Yep, guess I am
Saying that I don't think anyone here could police all those rules (well, maybe Blobfish)
Anyone found in contravention of the rules will be subject to merciless edits, or something
I suppose I could always employ the Kilkian method of deleting everything until people see things my way.
I see it you way, sah
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on May 06, 2013, 07:02:15 AM
I suppose I could always employ the Kilkian method of deleting everything until people see things my way.
I don't delete posts. I improve them.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on May 06, 2013, 07:02:15 AM
I suppose I could always employ the Kilkian method of deleting everything until people see things my way.
Wouldn't that be counter productive.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on May 05, 2013, 11:07:39 PM
1) If you view a topic in spa which has a new post that isn't yours, you must post in it.
2) If no new posts are in any existing topics, make a new topic.
3) Posts must have substance and a minor degree of relevance unless a new topic has been brought up.
4) Each active Spammer must have at least one topic they've created on the front page at all times. Old ones may not be revived for this purpose.
5) All topics created after this date in spa require active participation from all spammers. For now, a one post minimum is required.
That is all.
yes.
I am glad you agree!
I hate not following these laws.
Good to hear it!
shush
I am paying my dues
Following the law. As it should be.
Har har har.
i was hoping you couldnt do that
There are still limitations to my power. For example, I cannot ban or gag people :'(
As far as I know at least.
You can still gag people. Just not on here.
Krowdon please, not at the table.
Sorry sir.
Read this exchange out of context, I dare you.
What if I don't?
I guess you won't see how awful we are subconsciously.
*reads out of context*
*laughs*
And there you are.
If we read that the same way than that was awesome.
Well how did you read it?
i read it sexually
How else can it even be READ?
after what you posted i imaged you sitting down for dinner in a furry costume
I changed Dad to Sir does that make it less so.
Nope.
Oh well we can laugh about it and that's what matters.
That is what matters.
*hides posts under bed.*
It will always exist.
Always.
Sure. It'll just exist under my bed.
What bed?
The dog bed. ;3
I need to stop.
Nah. Go ahead. I hate being the only one.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on May 06, 2013, 08:42:13 PM
Nah. Go ahead. I hate being the only one.
The only one what.
That says stuff that one may consider "inappropriate".
AoU, that canadian goat, he was a comrade in arms when it came to that.
At least I'm not too bad.
That's the problem. You think the tamest comments ever are the end of days.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on May 06, 2013, 08:49:22 PM
That's the problem. You think the tamest comments ever are the end of days.
What. I just don't want to get in trouble with Shadow. Or even worse, Windhound.
Do you even remember half the stuff AoU said?
Man had no fear. He was a true warrior.
Yeah but I'm not AoU and this isn't Ballgag: Kinklords I dont think Petplay jokes are gonna get me brownie points with the admins.
Unless they're into that. But still.
I'm not saying that you're AoU, I'm just saying he got away with a lot of junk.
And get "brownie points"? Being a sycophant makes you, well... A sycophant.
I don't think I want to be that. Sounds like too much effort.
No, you do not want to be that.
Being absolutely obedient lets people like me take power. You don't want that.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on May 06, 2013, 09:52:53 PM
No, you do not want to be that.
Being absolutely obedient lets people like me take power. You don't want that.
You already have spa power so I guess it's too late.
That's right. And how did I get this power? By being audacious and aggressive! Perhaps even a bit underhanded at times. A lot of times.
I need to be more aggressive I think,
Indeed. Increased aggression....
ASSERTIVENESS
Is always a good thing. Because in the end, it matters not what others want and what they think. Unless that other is me, then it matters. That's it though.
Gonna try it out.
No, you won't pipsqueak.
I think I will. Tomorrow.
Nope. This is not authorized. Please return to your normal future status.
How can I tell what my future status will be if it is always the present.
Because by the current perspective of time, your future perspective is oriented around the idea of the future, or rather what will chronologically occur next.
Yes that.
So I think I answered your question. Why? Because I know what is best for you now SUBMIT!
*submits paperwork*
I almost made it Petplay again.
I had to deduce what "petplay" meant. You knew from the start.
Well of course I knew. I'm not dumb.
Tsk tsk Krowdon. Your moral degradation furthers you on the path to become a serial killer. Which is cool in its own way.
I'm the final boss though, just so you know in case you choose that adventure.
Nah too many Serial Killers.
Too many everythings. Can't look at it from a numerical standpoint.
I can't even bring myself to punch anyone I don't think I could kill.
And Hitler was a vegan. Seemingly nice and normal people make the best psychos because NO ONE suspects them. Besides me, I hate normal people.
We always joke about that with Takara.
And was Hitler really a Vegan? Vegans aren't necessarily nice people I met a really mean vegan once.
Yeah but a lot of people think that vegans are benevolent gods for some reason. Just and example I suppose, not a particularly good one but it served its purpose.
Did I ever show you the hitler teapot.
Yes you did. Either that or I saw it before somewhere else. Either way I know what you're talking about.
I laugh at that every time.
Quote from: Krowdon on May 06, 2013, 09:53:41 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on May 06, 2013, 09:52:53 PM
No, you do not want to be that.
Being absolutely obedient lets people like me take power. You don't want that.
You already have spa power so I guess it's too late.
we could overthow him
Oh boy, here we go!
IT BEGINS
WHO GABE FRIKKING DIRTY HARRY MOD POWERS.
IT HAS BEGUN
AGAIN
:-X
Quote from: Krowdon on May 07, 2013, 05:48:30 PM
WHO GABE FRIKKING DIRTY HARRY MOD POWERS.
Wo/man's got to know his limitations, in this case your grammar.
It's a typo, it happens.
One time autocorrect changed cows to clowns.
I hate clowns more than coppers.
gotta pump dem clowns wid lead
Meesa propose we give um Dirty Harry emergency powers!
you sound like Jar Jar Binks
I HATE HIM
*RATATATATTATATTATATATATTATATAT*
Quote from: Sharptooh on May 14, 2013, 03:24:43 PM
Meesa propose we give um Dirty Harry emergency powers!
Think about the consequences of what you just said.
Quote« Last Edit: May 14, 2013, 01:26:31 PM by Dirty Harry »
Wasn't me guys! I hate Jar Jar as much as the next guy!
What? I love Jar Jar.
HEEEEEEEAAAATHEN!
IDK whats wrong wiht him?
He caused the war that killed Anakin's gurl and turned him evil
if Jar Jar was never saved, then most problems in the movies would have never happened and stuff.
Meesa ruin an entire franchise!
Obviously he had to be somewhat important to be a recurring character.
Or Lucas was like "f it why not "
That's not cool. He's have had to pay the actor for a role he didn't even want then. That doesn't make sense.
Well, Jar Jar does create the empire with his "meesa propose emergency powers!" speech. :P
See. Important. I think I haven't seen Star Wars in ages.
Have you heard about episode VII coming out in 2015?
I crei
???
I do not understand this response
I'll probably see it though I'm not a Star Wars fan.
Quote from: Typhon on May 16, 2013, 09:50:34 PM
Quote from: Camaclue on May 16, 2013, 12:59:23 PM
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Have you heard about episode VII coming out in 2015?
Quote from: Camaclue on May 16, 2013, 07:35:49 AM
I crei every time I think about an unneeded sequel
unneeded sequel? How is it unneeded Lucas planned on make 9 movies
no
it was fine with 3
They can't physically be worse than ep 2, and they'd struggle to make the films worse than ep 1 as well.
Quote from: Camaclue on May 17, 2013, 07:31:17 AM
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Quote from: Camaclue on May 16, 2013, 12:59:23 PM
Quote from: Camaclue on May 16, 2013, 08:38:17 AM
Quote from: Typhon on May 16, 2013, 07:25:35 AM
Have you heard about episode VII coming out in 2015?
Quote from: Camaclue on May 16, 2013, 07:35:49 AM
I crei every time I think about an unneeded sequel
unneeded sequel? How is it unneeded Lucas planned on make 9 movies
no
it was fine with 3
yep he really did plan on make 9since the very beginning.
Quote from: Typhon on May 17, 2013, 08:36:53 AM
Quote from: Camaclue on May 17, 2013, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: Typhon on May 16, 2013, 09:50:34 PM
Quote from: Camaclue on May 16, 2013, 12:59:23 PM
Quote from: Camaclue on May 16, 2013, 08:38:17 AM
Quote from: Typhon on May 16, 2013, 07:25:35 AM
Have you heard about episode VII coming out in 2015?
Quote from: Camaclue on May 16, 2013, 07:35:49 AM
I crei every time I think about an unneeded sequel
unneeded sequel? How is it unneeded Lucas planned on make 9 movies
no
it was fine with 3
yep he really did plan on make 9since the very beginning.
NNNNNNNNOOO
Yep.although I doubt he planned on Disney buying out Lucas arts
freaking Didney Worl
I love Disney. you hush.
nu
yes.
no
Quote from: Krowdon on May 17, 2013, 08:20:39 PM
I love Disney. you hush.
I also enjoy Disney, but I dunno if they're right for star wars.
I HAVE HIGH HOPES WALT DON'T LET ME DOWN!
WALT'S DEAD
LIKE THE HOPE OF A GOOD SEQUEL
Frozen not dead
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on May 05, 2013, 11:07:39 PM
1) If you view a topic in spa which has a new post that isn't yours, you must post in it.
2) If no new posts are in any existing topics, make a new topic.
3) Posts must have substance and a minor degree of relevance unless a new topic has been brought up.
4) Each active Spammer must have at least one topic they've created on the front page at all times. Old ones may not be revived for this purpose.
5) All topics created after this date in spa require active participation from all spammers. For now, a one post minimum is required.
6) Blobfish is official deity of spa
7) Dirty Harry has the powers of a regent in Unga's absence
That is all.
And how's it goin' for ya?
Briar smells like snickerdoodles and ham
Quote from: Briar on September 07, 2013, 05:21:04 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on May 05, 2013, 11:07:39 PM
1) If you view a topic in spa which has a new post that isn't yours, you must post in it.
2) If no new posts are in any existing topics, make a new topic.
3) Posts must have substance and a minor degree of relevance unless a new topic has been brought up.
4) Each active Spammer must have at least one topic they've created on the front page at all times. Old ones may not be revived for this purpose.
5) All topics created after this date in spa require active participation from all spammers. For now, a one post minimum is required.
6) Blobfish is official deity of spa
7) Dirty Harry has the powers of a regent in Unga's absence
That is all.
And how's it goin' for ya?
Everyone used to follow these rules
Quote from: Pippin on September 07, 2013, 05:23:53 PM
Briar smells like snickerdoodles and ham
50%
That's an F, just so you know.
Tokyo are hosting the 2020 games hohoho hohoho briar has to fly to Japan to watch Olympic standard rowing in action hahahahahaha
I like me some rowin' action.
I like Japanese ways
This set of rules is from this point declared invalid!
Under what authority!?
What kind of question is that, foo? Also, you will address me as Lord Blobfish, or Blobby F.
Quote from: Blobfish on March 10, 2014, 03:56:13 PM
What kind of question is that, foo? Also, you will address me as Lord Blobfish, or Blobby F.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on March 10, 2014, 02:52:12 PM
Under what authority!?
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Quote from: Blobfish on March 10, 2014, 03:56:13 PM
What kind of question is that, foo? Also, you will address me as Lord Blobfish, or Blobby F.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on March 10, 2014, 02:52:12 PM
Under what authority!?
MY AUTHORITAH, WHICH WILL BE RESPECTED.
Quote from: Blobfish on March 11, 2014, 05:36:44 AM
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Quote from: Blobfish on March 10, 2014, 03:56:13 PM
What kind of question is that, foo? Also, you will address me as Lord Blobfish, or Blobby F.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on March 10, 2014, 02:52:12 PM
Under what authority!?
MY AUTHORITAH, WHICH WILL BE RESPECTED.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on March 10, 2014, 02:52:12 PM
Under what authority!?
Quote from: Camaclue on March 11, 2014, 07:00:33 AM
Quote from: Blobfish on March 11, 2014, 05:36:44 AM
Quote from: Camaclue on March 10, 2014, 05:15:41 PM
Quote from: Blobfish on March 10, 2014, 03:56:13 PM
What kind of question is that, foo? Also, you will address me as Lord Blobfish, or Blobby F.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on March 10, 2014, 02:52:12 PM
Under what authority!?
MY AUTHORITAH, WHICH WILL BE RESPECTED.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on March 10, 2014, 02:52:12 PM
Under what authority!?
I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL AND LAUGH AS YOUR MORTAL LIFE EXPIRES[/font]
Quote from: Blobfish on March 11, 2014, 02:28:37 PM
Quote from: Camaclue on March 11, 2014, 07:00:33 AM
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Quote from: Blobfish on March 10, 2014, 03:56:13 PM
What kind of question is that, foo? Also, you will address me as Lord Blobfish, or Blobby F.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on March 10, 2014, 02:52:12 PM
Under what authority!?
MY AUTHORITAH, WHICH WILL BE RESPECTED.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on March 10, 2014, 02:52:12 PM
Under what authority!?
I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL AND LAUGH AS YOUR MORTAL LIFE EXPIRES[/font]
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on March 10, 2014, 02:52:12 PM
Under what authority!?
The authority of [/font]?
ALL HAIL [/font][/b][/b][/color][/font]
so long as they obey lord helix
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I AM THE HERO SPA 101 DESERVES.
THESE RULES ARE INVALID, ONLY THE RULE OF THE BLOB IS RECOGNISED.
KIND REGARDS
BLOBFISH