101 The Spew

Rakefur · November 23, 2011, 05:09:02 PM

Hello audience and I'd like to welcome you all to the inaugural episode of The Spew , a talk show with fabulous guests and nonsensical ramblings. I'd like to introduce your hosts, Ungatt Trunn II and myself! Without further ado I'd like to bring out our first guest...Kilkenne! Welcome to 101 The Spew!

Kilkenne, what exactly does it mean to "spam"?

(OK, I just copied AoU's post. But whatever. Just go with this.)

Kilkenne · November 23, 2011, 05:15:47 PM

How'd you know that I was going to be the first person to read this thread?

In any case Spam is highly under-rated as a breakfast meat. You can buy it in various sized tins in most of the United States and Canada. Fry it up and eat it on toast, you won't be sorry.

Rakefur · November 23, 2011, 05:17:38 PM

(I'm cool like that.)

I see. I have, however, heard that some people don't like spam. What would be your response to these 'haters'?

Ungatt Trunn II · November 23, 2011, 05:20:27 PM

Kilkenne · November 23, 2011, 05:23:25 PM

Quote from: Rakefur on November 23, 2011, 05:17:38 PM
What would be your response to these 'haters'?

Rakefur · November 23, 2011, 07:20:06 PM

Good point. So what is this pony thing anyway? What attracts ~21-year-old guys to this show?

Kilkenne · November 23, 2011, 07:32:03 PM

Not one single clue. I just like watching a show made for little girls, I guess.

Rakefur · November 23, 2011, 07:34:05 PM

All right.

Now, in light of the recent election, what would you have done if you had been elected?

Kilkenne · November 23, 2011, 07:38:48 PM

Gotten drunk and instituted a reign of terror the likes of which these forums have never seen. In that order.

Ungatt Trunn II · November 23, 2011, 07:58:33 PM

Nothing surprising there.

What do you think would be the best course of action should Sharptooth win the election and ruin everything for everyone?

AoU · November 24, 2011, 01:33:31 AM

I don't think you understand... there will be blood in every orifice.

Rakefur · November 28, 2011, 11:59:37 AM

All right, thanks Dr. Kilk. It was a pleasure to have you here.

(Kilk: It was a pleasure to be here.)

Next up, we have the newly-elected Spa Mod Sharptooth. Mr. Spa Mod, did you have any idea that you would win? And if so, why?

Briar · December 07, 2011, 11:45:35 PM

*awfully quiet isn't he*

Kilkenne · December 07, 2011, 11:46:51 PM

The RCP is the only way to distance yourself from this oppression. Join today!

Ungatt Trunn II · December 07, 2011, 11:49:11 PM

Instead of joining Kilk's boy scouts club or whatever they are, you could fight for true freedom by supporting me in my bid to return to power.

Spa is for Spammers! Spam is for Spa! Spamspamf