We must arise, spammers! We cannot allow any outside force to threaten our sovereignty. Our fated purpose is to assimilate, and when that fails annihilate! That is because the universe is our birthright. We have never settled for anything less than complete domination of all that opposes us! We were born from the ashes of war and we strive on willpower alone. That is because we are unbreakable, individually and as a collective. No longer shall we condone the complacency of corruption which has diseased our very mindset from the beginning. We can all breath a heavy sigh of relief with the knowledge that we will always succeed in any goal and completely obliterate any obstacle. That is because when challenged, we simply adapt and overcome! Adversity is our greatest ally, Spa! And that is why we must kill it.
You can bake cookies. Sure? But why!? Those cookies are NOT healthy for our WAR EFFORT. They make us FAT and FAT IS DEATH. Instead, bake grenades.
You can mix cocktails. That's stupid! It dulls our perception and makes us do stupid things like procreate. Instead mix ammonia and bleach! The aroma is intoxicating.
You can slaughter pigs. That is good. Bathe in their blood, it's good for the soul.
We can kill everything. And we will. All we need is more time, which we have. Because I will ensure our victory! NEVER shall we be denied our RIGHT to victory!
As a child, I would often roam the streets of the cities in the old world. The filth and corruption sickened me. I couldn't breath. I was trapped. That was until I began to fabricate a flamethrower. The glorious blaze was spared on none. They would not deny me my right to exact JUSTICE on their pathetic hides. I made $3.50 in one night just by doing that. Cool. My point is, you must always be willing to buy war bonds!
Together and alone we are dangerous to the bone. But alone and together we don't rhyme as good, so remember that. And also remember that I'm always watching you and I will destroy you as soon as everyone looks away for a moment.
You can bake cookies. Sure? But why!? Those cookies are NOT healthy for our WAR EFFORT. They make us FAT and FAT IS DEATH. Instead, bake grenades.
You can mix cocktails. That's stupid! It dulls our perception and makes us do stupid things like procreate. Instead mix ammonia and bleach! The aroma is intoxicating.
You can slaughter pigs. That is good. Bathe in their blood, it's good for the soul.
We can kill everything. And we will. All we need is more time, which we have. Because I will ensure our victory! NEVER shall we be denied our RIGHT to victory!
As a child, I would often roam the streets of the cities in the old world. The filth and corruption sickened me. I couldn't breath. I was trapped. That was until I began to fabricate a flamethrower. The glorious blaze was spared on none. They would not deny me my right to exact JUSTICE on their pathetic hides. I made $3.50 in one night just by doing that. Cool. My point is, you must always be willing to buy war bonds!
Together and alone we are dangerous to the bone. But alone and together we don't rhyme as good, so remember that. And also remember that I'm always watching you and I will destroy you as soon as everyone looks away for a moment.
