I declare a war on everyone!
*does a killer fart*
"SPAMMER! SPAMMER!" called Deathclaw. Advancing, double scimitars drawn, he backed Scringepaw into a wall. He sliced off the spammer's hands, so he would spam no more, and disapeared.
This is complete and total spam... annoying newbie......
What is wrong with you Scringepaw?
Where's Holby? We need his window verse.
Wearing a gas mask, RazorClaw requested for Retto to take away Sgringepaws post count.
I was thinking the same thing, TR.
"The window, the window, the second story window!
With a heave and a ho, and a great big throw,
we threw Sringepaw out the window!"
"The window, the window, the second story window!
With a heave and a ho, and a great big throw,
we threw Deathclaw out the window!"
"The window, the window, the second story window!
With a heave and a ho, and a great big throw,
we threw Dead Eye out the window!"
"The window, the window, the second story window!
With a heave and a ho, and a great big throw,
we threw Razorclaw out the window!"
(I believe I win. Everyone (except for TR Shadow) who's been on this topic is now enjoying a flight path towards whatever lies below. I win, there's no contestants left!)
"The window, the window, the second story window!
With a heave and a ho, and a great big throw,
The Greatrat threw Holby out the window!"
Er, nope, you didn't win.
What!? No-one can beat the Holby at his own game!
*Clutching at the window pane as he falls, Holby grabs onto the nasty rat who stole his window verse, and pulls him out the window as a replacement. Using his awesome window-strength, Holby pulls himself back up to the 2nd story*
Methinks I won. Why Holby didn't throw me out the window is a mistery to me.
And no one will beat me. ~The rat tail wrapped around Holbys hand and pulls he out the window with me~ Weee...
*Ad's attack fails, because he refers to Holby as female, when in fact he shouldn't.*
Holby and TR Shadow win!
Hey Holby, log on to AIM. I want to tell you something.
"The window, the window, the second story window!
With a heave and a ho, and a great big throw,
Cal threw both nuts out the window!"
*chuckle* I believe I win now...
*giggle* *feels strong*
"The window, the window, the 19th story window!
With a heave and a ho, and a great big throw,
RazorClaw threw Cal out the window!"
To explain what happened before this:\
RazorClaw grabbed on to the first story window ledge, lifted himself in, then took the elevator to the second story. He grabbed Calria, tied her to the rail of the elevator, and went to the 19th story. Then he untied Cal and threw her out the window. I WIN!
"The window, the window, the 19th story window!
With a heave and a ho, and a great big throw,
Kazaar threw Razorclaw out the window!"
Hehe I win!
Nope! I grabbed onto the 18th story window and used the stairs to come up and stab you. *Stabs Kazaar*
*Does not understand the whole window thingy*
Holby started it!!!!!!!
*screams and uses her super-uber-magical mousemaid powers of telepathy and levitation to float back up to the top floor*
Muahaha! You shall never throw me out the window again!
*boards them up*
STOP!
There is no 18th or 19th story. And I'm the Official Window-Thrower!
All other thrower-outers are not official, and don't go down on the record.
However, I now give Calria, TR shadow, TSR, and Shael permission to throw things out the window. All else who wish this power must apply via the "PM" button.
:D
Fine then. I throw dead buffalos on all of you, therefore making you suffocate. I WIN!!!!!
*sneaks up behind Razorclaw and pushes him out of the window* No one pushed me out! I win!! :P
"The Wrecking Ball, the Wrecking Ball!
With a heave and push, and a great big ball
I destroy all the building and kill everyone in it!"
I believe I win!*does evil cackle :lol: *
I have succeeded in destroying everyone's fun! Mwahaha!
And buffalo are pathetic, little creatures- they can never compete with the window!
LITTLE? I'm talking about North American Bison, not your cute little beanie. And I think that Baransarn won, anyway.
"The Dynamite, The Dynamite,
With a bang and a flash, and great big crash,
I destroy the remains of the building and everyone standing by it!"
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Quote from: Ad The RatAnd no one will beat me. ~The rat tail wrapped around Holbys hand and pulls he out the window with me~ Weee...
Er? Where did I say she or her? Look at the quote.
"the shot gun, the shot gun,
i think i just killed you hun
and now i am the only one to tell the tale
while I am sitting in jail!"
haha! I won!
*Walks up to remains of building*
*Stares with a puzzled look on his face at all the bodies of poor warlords amidst the pile of endless debris*
*Shakes head*
*Says to himself*-"I'm sure glad there's no more window to be thrown out of"
*Just then giant anvil falls from sky and ends our friends misery*
Let it be known, the window and its surrounding perimeter of debris and broken bodies shall be considered cursed ground and whomseoever that trespasses will be met with swift and terrible judgement. :huh:
Wind from rump went "Wosshhh"
Give old greatrat a push,
And yelling over all the din,
Bluemoon sang out gleefully, "I WIN!"
The mouse named Holby, shot in two
Yes, that woodlander I slew,
And now the prize is all for me!
Shouted Bluemoon with much glee.
Ashrya Nightwing, bomb's did toss,
I hope fammly sues not for lost,
Bluemoon yelped in true delight,
I have won topic "Fight Fight!"
MantisMan, now is dead,
pushed fom tower, landed on head,
Bluemoon whaped a gong of brass,
At this topic I kick ***!
Dead Eye, Dead eye, now so gone,
I drowned him in the town pond,
Bluemoon cryed with happynes,
(If he crys harder his pants hi'll ****)
RazorClaw, Razorclaw,
killed by my tooth and jaw,
Bluemoon yelled "Woop-de-doo"!
And teased Nevadacow with "Moo".
Barnsarn is insane,
Over him I do ordane,
Now his organs you may brarow
I just won I yelled, no sarrow!
Badrang now has ben had,
(We he was alreddy A cad!)
His mother called sad and mad,
I just yelled "I won, to bad."
Scringepaw, now dead in awe,
Kiled him with my own paw,
I'll take you on, anyday,
But i'll jusr win anyway!
Caltia, poor her,
I got sue by her mother,
But her mothers now in jail,
So shout "Bluemoon Wins, Loud and clear!
~Prods Bluemoon from behind~ Er, if everyone is dead then how can they tell you that you won.
~Push him in the pit where anvil fell on MantisMan~
Yep, that another that bites the dust.
~Flys off~ Yep, I'm the flying rat.
*Wants to be a flying octopus, because mice are too weak*
What I can't understand is why I'm a mouse? <_<
*walks in on the deadly scene*
hmm.... oh well *stabs bluemoon in the back*
ad, holby, i think you guys already died so i'm not even going to kill you, so i guess i win
but bluemoon wins on being the best poet
Eer? where did it say I died?
Cool! I like to rymym.
Bloodwake,
Dead, burned at the stake,
I hope hes dead and not a fake,
But with morn's new sun I take,
Shines on burned-up bloodwake.
Rhyming is really hard!
well you were thrown out the window but oh well *stabs ad*
*throws a dagger at holby* I WIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
You stab the Knighted Rat, whom is a greatrat? Don't you even remember that Knights where armor? ~Pulling out the knife that when into the armor and is nicking the skin and set to throw it at Bloodwake but thougth otherwise and dropped the knife~
*Climbs out of the wreckage* FWAHAHAHA!
Bluemoon, you racoon,
tried to kill the whole platoon,
well now I take out big fat knife,
and end your worries and your strife!
*Takes diamond sword and motions to stab Ad, but instead turning around and launching an assualt of stabs on Bloodwake* Shakes Ad's hand and says "We're both the winners, just so that no-one else dies!"
Quote from: Blood Wake*throws a dagger at holby* I WIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*Catches the dagger and throws it back*
Great reflexes, eh? I believe I'm not dead.
Hmm, I believe I'm still alive. *Thinks* Yep, I am =).
*Blood Wake's ghost catches the thron dagger and starts floating of to the gates of dark forest but sneaks up behind ad, pulls off ad's helmet and stabs ad in the eye with the dagger, then taking the dagger stabs holby in the back*
my ghost and TR win
Maybe I should fart and stink up this topic board because things are getting crowded in here and it's starting to get a little redundant. I swear people have died multiple times already. At least make a new topic and call it the room of hilarious homicides. :lol:
Ya know.... Forget the window because I win... I just bombed the place muhahahahaha!!!!
Sorry I just had to say that dont take it personaly...
What kind of bomb are we talking about here? You had better not have taken my idea.
What was your idea?
Well lets see... I could nuke the place... hmmmm yea thats a good idea.... *pulls out Broadsword and stabs MantisMan...* muhahahahaha!!!*BOOM* nuke hits building and kills everyone only I Shadow Rider master of the Blade remains*!!!
Anyone ever seen Rob Roy? He ripped a guy open with his Broadsword, didn't look very pretty at all. Congrats, now you have an entire nation of rubble to rule with no subjects. I'm leaving town.
*Applies 20 band-aids and drives away in car*
It seems that Shadow Rider has some magical anit-nuke suit. Impressive but also unrealistic. If you can do that then I can do this: Darkness pulls out his magic time sword and strikes it into the ground. The result is that Shadow Rider was never born thus no nuke being set off.
*places a firework by Darkness' feet, lights the fuse and runs off singgering...*
Mweheheheheheheeeeeeee..
Now that was not very nice thing to do with a knighted rat? Look I didn't stab you when I could of. Ahh
hey i'm just a ghost i didn't even do all that stuff i just said so i would have a better ending *runs off to the gates of dark forest before the ghost buster rat comes*
I'll end it all. *Blows up the world, thus no one is spamming in this topic anymore.
i was already dead i can still talk for some reason, how did you blow up the world?
~Works it out~
Oh with lots of Nukes from far into the future of Redwall or use travel to the humens world and take the nukes from them. Place them as close to the earth core as possblie and blow them up at the same time. Which, if I work it out right, should cause enought damage for the core of the earth to explode therefore blowing up the world.
Bang, that it. ~shrugs~
Now we can't talk on the forums or play on RWL or read Redwall anymore. Therefore RazorClaw have killed off Redwall and all that goes with it ROC, RWL etc...........
~sobs~
No, I killed the fictional world in which this topic is implaced.
Heh that was funny...
yes but redwall is fiction, know more blowing up fictional worlds, people!!