(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff1/pippin_the_mighty/untitled.jpg)
Quick drawing of my charecter with no eyes!
moved to spa
Moved to suck.
don't say that
your quotes mean nothing
Your lies mean even less!
I don't care if you can't believe it's not butter, because it's NOT!
w/e
IT IS MOST CERTAINLY BUTTER, TRAITOR!
No, it's pure hatred mixed with what is blacker than the blackest black times infinity.
grey
not that there was much there
Or is it gray?
what's grey
Either spelling is acceptable.
So is your face
Thank you.
Anytime
Your acceptance of my putrid appearance makes me feel much better psychologically.
That's my job
You're a saint among heathens, Briar.
i r heathen
Quote from: AoU on October 20, 2009, 11:01:11 PM
You're a saint among heathens, Briar.
*bows deeply*
Bestow upon me your grace and wisdom, that I may better myself.
Briar the Golden Saint.
I think you are mocking me
I'm not, Unga is.
I don't believe you.... I keeping my wisdom for only those worthy to hear it
Ahh, you are quite right. I am unworthy. Sorry to have even requested such a thing, stupid me, I am indebted to you henceforth, your grace.
merk
What does merk mean?
kreme de menthe
It's for me to know and you to never find out
More information withheld for our own good, no doubt.
Sounds like something a REALLY nerdy guy would say.
well, he is a nerd
I am REALLY nerdy. I'm the kid who used to do everyone's homework, just for fun.
I like homework until university
I hate math. I was good at everything else, then math...
freakin' algebra...
I failed University and College, I'm too dumb.
Calculus killed me
It wasn't the work that killed me, it was all the people, yuck.
I didn't understand the theoretical
You mean that imaginary number BS?
imaginary is easy...
I got a 70% in Calculus because the teacher liked me, after that class I knew I never wanted to take math again.
79.67%....lowest grade I've ever received.
Ahaha I got 40% in French one semester because I hated the teacher.
that makes no sense
How does it make no sense? I made her life a living hell and I didn't do any of the work.. so I got a 40% first semester, then because I didn't want to fail I did a bit and got it up to a 56.
so you were a slacker
All through school I was a slacker, an butt, and an all around mean person.
Quote from: Shadow on October 20, 2009, 04:17:32 PM
moved to spa
See why I put in in General Discussion or w/e shadow? Thanks a lot, giving these newbs even more spam to spam.
Prepare for total Spammination!
But first we must all shave our heads and get cool looking Mohawks!
I don't really have enough hair for that.. Will my bitchin mutton chops suffice?
You will get a Mohawk or you will suffer!
Quote from: AoU on October 21, 2009, 03:43:28 PM
I don't really have enough hair for that.. Will my bitchin mutton chops suffice?
hmm....this totally skrews with my perception of you
I'm glad, now it is more accurate.
Correct
One day when I feel very brave (i.e. when I am very drunk) I will take a picture of myself and bestow it upon the Spa Room so that I may be laughed at for all eternity.
Been there....done that
Briar, you look normal which is sublime on these forums. Not shut up.
ummm.....ok
AoU on the other hand is not, because he is apparently me.
No he's not
That's what everyone says. And if everyone believes it, it may as well be true.
So Man hasn't been to the moon?
Nah, he has. But no rooskies.
Danny Kaye= handsome man
Men are not attractive.
Umm....yes they are...at least SOME are....
I have an attraction to myself.
I think we already knew this
It's not gay if you clone yourself.
Why else would I have all those clones of myself?
So that you could overthrow the Venezuelan government and establish a fascist state?
Why would I want that craphole? I want to take over Germany, Ireland, and Sweden.
Venezuela has the world's highest waterfall, you could use it to dispose of your enemies.
I will take them over as well.
You should also take over a country with a volcano, for variety's sake.
TR/YI
I still can't figure out what that means.
It means nothing, I made it up.
You could've spared me ten minutes of googling, but I'm glad you didn't.
(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/6764/searchenginespeechbubbl.jpg) (http://img202.imageshack.us/i/searchenginespeechbubbl.jpg/)
bing=phail
I think the maker of that image was in favouritism of bing.
agreed
I think the maker of that image was a moron.
So, did you have fun making it, AoU?
I always use Google, it has never failed me.
ditto
I still haven't found a good situation to actually use http://lmgtfy.com/ (http://lmgtfy.com/)
what is that?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=LMGTFY (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=LMGTFY)
Ahhh....I see
According to ED, it is used to pwn noobs.
I've never heard of it until now
I did in fact have a good time making it, Briar. Thanks for pointing out my awesome mental capabilities.
Anytime
You're very fond of making fun of me. I don't know why I keep coming back for more.
Because you like it
CONDUCT UNBECOMING SOLDIER! YOU HAVEN'T COLLECTED BOOZE RATIONS IN NEARLY A MONTH!
I fed my booze to the plants
Not you!
I let Night Wolf have mine for some delightful potpourri.
which you then smoked
You don't smoke potpourri, you just sort of let it sit there and smell.
I don't, but you do
Stop saying that I smoke unsmokable potpou... oh... i c wot u did thar..
win
:P
Nice tongue
NICE NOSE! SO THAR!
why thank you
One day I will construct a shrine to your magnificent visage.
One day i will burn down your house
Can you tell me first, so I can get out?
I don't have your number
Plus, where would the fun in that be?
You could just knock on the door, it's very hard to get out of a burning house from the basement. The fun would be watching the thing burn..
make sure to fill your house with cool chemicalss
Ones that burn neat colours?
yep
I can't get most of them legally, Canada is very restrictive.
I'm sure you know of ways
Just because I know of ways doesn't mean I have the cash... I'm going to have to do some very sketchy things and I don't think I'll ever be able to look myself in the eye ever again.
Well, that should save your eye sight
One day I shall use my Medusa's gaze and turn you to stone. Then the pigeons will have a new rest room.
why do you think I always have a mirror on me? I think I'd be will to sacrifice it for you.
I think you always have a mirror on you because you're a vain creature.
not going to deny that
Another truth uncovered by the great anthropologist AoU.
what kind?
The malicious kind.
bull whip and fedora
Fedora for sure, I can do without the bull whip because I prefer to use my own methods.
*is lazy and only reads the last two posts*
Ummm what are you going to be doing with a bull whip. But before you answer do I even want to know?
Anthropology, good sir.
uh-uh DUUUUUH
...
Continue, AoU
I've nothing more to say, you've depleted my resources of canned luncheon meat product.
No spam more!!!!
You've nommed all my spam.
No
Send in the clowns..
OMG clowns hit the dirt
They're not the nice kind of clown, either. They're the IT kind of clown.
Sh** run for the fu***** hills you dumb a****. RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
I like clowns, they're creepy.
I now wish to draw an evil clown lol
Go for it, if it's any good, I'll tattoo it on my body.
My drawings arent tattoo material(yet)
I didn't say it had to be perfect, and I'd like my first tattoo to be poo anyway.
Why?
I want my first tattoo to be perfect which is why I have yet to get one.
Cause then I can say "Oh, this was my first one, it's a maniacal clown, I was drunk as heck that night."
Quote from: AoU on October 22, 2009, 11:44:36 PM
",I was drunk as heck that night."
Hmmm I usually say that just cuz lol
Just because it's the truth. I used to drink and socialize, bleh.
Ha thats the only time I socialize lol.
Although sometimes its not a good thing :-\
Quote from: Night Wolf on October 22, 2009, 11:50:33 PM
Although sometimes its not a good thing :-\
That's why I don't do it anymore, and it's legal for me to, which makes it way less fun.
Im still 3 years away from doing it leagally here lol.
And although I regreted some things I said at first when I was drunk(which is why I said its not always a good thing) its always turned out for the better
I've said a lot of things I regret, mostly while sober, though. I'm fairly blunt.
I think about everything when im sober(so I dont make an idiot of myself) which is why I dont talk much.
But when drunk I obviously dont care and talk ALOT. tell people things I couldnt sober
I usually am embarrassed of things I say while drunk, and abhorred at things that I said while sober. At the time I say them, though, I've thought them through a million times.
that was slightly confusing for some reason
I'm sure it was, my mind spews words that might not make sense together at times.
BUt yeah.
As we were saying....
Something about alcohol. Alcohol is bad, children. Do not consume it until you are of age, and even then make sure to exercise good judgement.
No I believe it was how I tend to tell people things I never had courage to tell them sober
That's why they call it liquid courage. Sometimes that can bite you in the arse, though.
Yeah I know. But really thats the only type of courage I get when drinking
I decided to run after a groundhog in the wet grass earlier this year while completely trashed, paid for it with 3 broken bones in my foot/ankle.
Nice.
It was sooo not worth it.
Well thats why I dont do stupid poo like that
I don't anymore.
although I kinda want to lol
May as well live life to the fullest, that's how you get fun stories to tell.