Redwall: Warlords

Discussion => Spa Room 101 => Topic started by: Kilkenne on September 11, 2011, 11:38:41 AM

Title: dear general volkov
Post by: Kilkenne on September 11, 2011, 11:38:41 AM
Hail to the victors valiant
Hail to the conquering heroes
Hail, hail! to Michigan
The leaders and best!

Hail! to the victors valiant
Hail to the conquering heroes
Hail, hail! to Michigan,
The champions of the West!


please make sure that if mister general volkov logs onto these internet forums you guys post this everywhere that you see him posting, he will love you for it ok
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Pippin on September 11, 2011, 11:40:00 AM
he might call me saucy
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Kilkenne on September 11, 2011, 11:59:50 AM
you're a pretty saucy guy pip
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Pippin on September 11, 2011, 12:06:31 PM
but then he might call me seductive
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Kilkenne on September 11, 2011, 12:11:44 PM
maybe you should stop trying to seduce him, then?
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Krowdon on September 11, 2011, 03:29:59 PM
Try hitting on Neobaron instead.
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Pippin on September 11, 2011, 03:44:09 PM
but i don't like men and volkovs neither, he's just pure sexyness  >:(
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Krowdon on September 11, 2011, 03:47:50 PM
Quote from: Pippin on September 11, 2011, 03:44:09 PM
but i don't like men and volkovs neither, he's just pure sexyness

Well if he's pure sexyness, then why cant you hit on him.
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Pippin on September 11, 2011, 03:55:16 PM
that adds nothing to the argument of volkov calling me names that imply im a beast

he also once implied i was a dibbun, maybe i should call the interwebz policemen
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Krowdon on September 11, 2011, 03:57:34 PM
Or the SSP.
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Pippin on September 11, 2011, 04:03:21 PM
no i said the interwebz police i don't want the ssp i hear they're poor at their profession.
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Krowdon on September 11, 2011, 04:05:50 PM
Whats wrong with SSP?
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Pippin on September 11, 2011, 04:08:00 PM
woman. wohohohoman. wohohohohohoohohohohoohohohoman. i said webz policia not the super sarcastic postmen ok? i don't want a nasty comment to ruin my morning whilst receiving my letters and parcels.
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Krowdon on September 11, 2011, 04:09:21 PM
(http://revimgs.bevnet.com/media/leninade/leninade-bottles.jpg)
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Pippin on September 11, 2011, 04:11:57 PM
you expect me to drink a turkish flag? you sir, are a disappointment.
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Krowdon on September 11, 2011, 04:13:24 PM
Actually, Russian.
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Pippin on September 11, 2011, 04:15:36 PM
ACTUALLY, you're right, you do need punching
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Krowdon on September 11, 2011, 04:16:17 PM
*punches Pippin* Get back to the kitchen!
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Pippin on September 11, 2011, 04:18:26 PM
*grabs the nearest hammer and carefully breaks krowdons nose*

woman make me sandwich
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Krowdon on September 11, 2011, 04:20:44 PM
*hits Pippin across the back with a pole* NO
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Ungatt Trunn II on September 11, 2011, 04:21:55 PM
Don't you have a fully loaded gold-plated pistol?
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Pippin on September 11, 2011, 04:22:43 PM
a pole? what are the dimensions of this so called pole?

*grabs the pole and shoves it into krowdons ear and pushes hes peanut out the other ear*
Title: Re: dear general volkov
Post by: Krowdon on September 11, 2011, 04:23:18 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on September 11, 2011, 04:21:55 PM
Don't you have a fully loaded gold-plated pistol?

I do, but I wanted to hit him with something.

Pippin, no.