Poll
Question:
Do you...
Option 1: Hover
votes: 2
Option 2: Put down a layer of paper
votes: 6
Option 3: Wipe the seat before sitting
votes: 7
Option 4: Sit without looking and hope for the best
votes: 6
Option 5: I don't poop in public restrooms
votes: 6
Well?
The fact that windy made this poll makes it 10000 times better.
Funny one.
Avoid it if I can, put down a layer of paper if I have too.
I just sit and hope for the best. I can't believe no one else picked this.
And get your butt covered in other people's excrement? I don't think so.
You brave, brave man
Ever been in a swimming pool? You're basically wallowing in urine.
Oh no, you poor boys, having to sit on a toilet seat when you have to poop.
You know, prior to the internet I'd have assumed that girl's toilets were always clean, but the horror stories found on the internets have assured me otherwise.
Also, in a swimming pool, unless you're right next to someone who just let loose, you're in a dilution of urine. That's different from sitting down on a cold puddle you weren't expecting.
This is a very mature topic. ;)
Windy, NEVER look on the internet for the answer to questions related to bodily excrement.
Untrue good sir
Reddit taught me how to wipe properly - http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/s72w9/please_explain_how_to_thoroughly_wipe_my_hairy/c4bn22c
(no, I actually already followed this method)
That is an impressive chain of pretty decent puns they got going there.
QuoteOh no, you poor boys, having to sit on a toilet seat when you have to poop.
It's something everyone can relate to though, because everyone poops. Not everyone sits down to pee. Besides, everyone knows there are no girls on the internet (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/there-are-no-girls-on-the-internet).
The thing is, you don't catch diseases from butt to butt contact (direct or indirect). You get sick from touching things and then eating or licking your fingers for whatever reason. So you're more likely to catch something by touching the door handles and taps in public toilets than sitting on the seat. I tend to push the doors open with my elbows like I'm a TV surgeon. Locking and unlocking the latches is a more difficult issue.
I know that Lucy, but that still does not make me any more inclined to put my butt where someone else's butt already was. Especially if they were messy, if you know what I mean. I have seen some gross things in the men's restroom.
Also, I always use a paper towel or something to open the door. As for touching the taps and stuff, I just wash my hands before leaving.
I open the door with my (still bare) butt. I also lock the latch with my butt. And I operate the taps. Using a restroom is an ordeal.
I just hover. I have seen things that will never allow me to sit again.
Um... I'm just going to walk away slowly... :-\
Quote from: Genevieve on October 11, 2012, 07:22:40 PM
The thing is, you don't catch diseases from butt to butt contact (direct or indirect). You get sick from touching things and then eating or licking your fingers for whatever reason. So you're more likely to catch something by touching the door handles and taps in public toilets than sitting on the seat. I tend to push the doors open with my elbows like I'm a TV surgeon. Locking and unlocking the latches is a more difficult issue.
Use gloves.
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Quote from: windhound on October 11, 2012, 06:46:41 PM
Untrue good sir
Reddit taught me how to wipe properly - http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/s72w9/please_explain_how_to_thoroughly_wipe_my_hairy/c4bn22c
(no, I actually already followed this method)
Oh lord...
Kilk, thank you for making me eternally paranoid about bathrooms. *Shivers in corner*
Quote from: Shadow on October 10, 2012, 05:22:15 PM
The fact that windy made this poll makes it 10000 times better.
This.
What. The. Hell. Is. This.
I...I just...I...I can't.
Wow, the polling section is more deserted than the Charlotte Bobcats Fan club.
I'm stuck on campus all day, so I have no choice. However, I have found (and keep secret from any local friends) a few exceptionally clean washrooms, and I will go well out of my way to use them.
Smart move. Also, if your near any resturants, look for those. Especially Olive Gardens and Red Lobsters. They have the best toliets ever. Just go in and ask to use the restroom. Leave a $1 tip if you feel like it.