It is possible that I am back to the forums, for a short while at least. I left because the fun of it had been obliterated into small pieces of shrapnel that could be found once in a while, buried in a hard spot. Anyway, I am really bored right now and I thought this might be a good time to visit the forums to see whether they had crashed into a burning smoldering pile of... something... anyway, I may be back. Hooray for those who care, and too bad for those who are dreading it. *Tosses skittles.* Who all is still around here anyway?
P.S. The main reason I came back is that I want to get to 1000 posts before I leave, just so I can get a custom title. ^_^
Maybe if you haven't noticed Julie has a custon title at 600 and some posts.
*clings to Beem* Stay! I've missed you. You are one of the coolest people I've ever talked to. Cal and Bloodrath left. Ad doesn't come around all that often anymore either. Others can tell you who I'm missing on that list. Those three are just the ones that come readily to mind. *looks imploringly at Beem* Please stay!
Lol, I bet that is because she is special. Or the post count from all her accounts put together makes her 1000. Either way, unless I play cards right and get on the good side with the Admins, I will have about 600 posts to go. I shall become the master of skittles or some equally skittlish. (my word not yours)
Yay! *glues Beem's feet* You must stay. *agrees with Teufel for the 15th time this past week* It's much funner with you around.
Where did you go anyways?
Ummmm, I kinda just stopped coming. Retreating back into the inner recesses of my house, and out into the open sea for work. Oh, then there was school closing with the putrid stench of finals. However, I am bored now so I came here. *looks down at his gluedness.* Hmmmm, how am I to pounce peoples now? Couldn't there be a more freeing method of keeping people here? One that doesn't sentance one to a lifetime of stationary confinement? Anyway! *tries to pounce peoples and tosses skittles.*
Hurrah. Wuzzup buddy? Remember me, I just came back around lasat week B)
*Catches skittles.*
If you promise to stay here forever and give me lots of skittles I'll give pry you off the floor with my lucky crowbar...
Beem! Please stay! *clings* We need you! And your skittles!
*Chuckles at the people.* I will just pop around now and then. I don't know if I will be back permanently, no need to. I have a lot of stuff going on right now. *Shrugs* But I promise not to leave for good without leaving you with a skittles dispenser. Anyway, I will be around kind of. I will let you know before I leave for good. *Tosses skittles.* Oh, and Brock, I will give you hmmm, 3 skittles if you pry me free of this... this... abomination known as super glue... don't people know welding people down it much more affective? *Looks around nervously as welding torches come up everywhere.*
*refuses to unglue his feet* That's nothing compared to what some people did to my feet. They not only used superglue, but cement as well. *catches the skittles*
We could use elastice rubber bands tied around his middle and nailed to a wall so he can move.That shows how popular you are Shael.
Ha. It's Beem!
*unglues the glue and ties Beem to the forum with a long rope* There. Now you can move around and such, but you're still stuck here. *nods* Staying is good.
Quote from: The Lady Shael*refuses to unglue his feet* That's nothing compared to what some people did to my feet. They not only used superglue, but cement as well. *catches the skittles*
When Raine made his single-post comeback, you chained him to an iron post and he STILL managed to leave!
We need rubber bands so then they spring back after leaving a while.
**Sets a trap with skittles as bait to make Beem stay.** You shall never leave if I can help it!
SKITTLES!*jumps at the skittles*
NNOOOO! THOSE ARE FOR BBEEEEEMMMMM! **Tackles Almkman to save him as the trap goes off and also to keep the bait in place. Resets the trap and lectures Almkman.** Those skittles are bait for my trap to keep Beem here, don't touch them. **Gives Almkman some skittles.** Here you can have these skittles. Now go run off and play like a good dibbun.
*punches Pikepaw in the face*SKITTLES!*dives for skittles again*
*Just blinks.* Wow, I didn't realize I was so popular... *looks down at the long rope attached to him, then at Brock with the rubber bands, then to pike and his trap.* Hmmm, I am here for a bit *look around to be sure a barrier field hasn't been placed up.* Well for a bit anyhow. *Goes off to look around and see what has been going on in his absence.*
What? I didn't have rubber bands! I was the one with the crowbar that wanted skittles! Perhaps I will just chain you to the forums at night so you don't run away when no one's looking...
Maybe we should tie him up, put him in a 10mX10m cage so he can't escape. We also take all his skittles and put them in a trap so if Beem did get out of the cage, he would fall into the trap and be forced to stay on the forums.