Well? (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110608/ap_on_fe_st/us_dead_weasel_assault)
it's not a weasel
QuoteThe victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
Lol, I laughed, and in future I will be careful not to confuse martens and weasels. I have nothing else to add to this thread at this moment in rime.
Obviously it's a marten. Have you ever seen a weasel goldmine? Well, have you?!!!
Quote from: Ruddertail on June 12, 2011, 02:42:45 PM
Obviously it's a marten. Have you ever seen a weasel goldmine? Well, have you?!!!
If only his line had been:
"Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "Can a weasel goldmine like this?" then punched him in the nose and fled.
Or:
"Pop goes the weasel"
Except then we'd be putting a collection together to bail Kilk out of jail.
moved to spa
I would like to make a suggestion that he was bringing it for witchcraft. Witches often have animal familiars.
How dare you move my thread, I was hoping that it would become an in-depth discussion on the weasel-based weaponry that criminals of the future will subjugate us with.
That's not terribly plausible. We all know weasels are bad at offence. Rats, now. . . those are another story.
I am fond of the leaders.
Weasels are some the best predators out there.
As long as they do not prey on children
Well once phase one of my master plan is over, they just might...
I do hope you know I dislike you. Why would one wish bad things upon children?
I picking up the fact that you might dislike me a tad. ;)
Because I find children quite bothersome and annoying. And so very loud.
I understand. Children today are rude. I get mocked sometimes by them. their insults mean nothing to me. hey are young. But if we teach the children right, they can change the behavior of society. That is why if I have children, they will know what respect is.
Good for you. Now I just have to put phase three into action...
Child acts up, hit 'em. Act up again? Hit 'em harder. Not that complicated, folks.
Martens are weasels? ??? *mindblown*
No, martens and weasels are just in the same family known as mustelidae. There are other members in this family as well, including: badgers, skunks, ferrets, otters, and I believe fishers and minks.
Forgot to mention wolverines.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on June 12, 2011, 06:37:30 PM
Child acts up, hit 'em. Act up again? Hit 'em harder. Not that complicated, folks.
i'd love to do that. Cant bring myself to. Some children need a good whack. Knock some sense into 'em.
Or everyone could just wait until my attack weasels are ready. Just saying.
I said hit them, not kill!
Unless they're celebrity children. What ridiculous names!
A world without children is what the future generation needs.
I agree with you in theory...
But in practice the only way that'd work is if we nuke Antarctica.
Way ahead of you. Prepare launch sequence!
Stop! dont do that! I need snow and ice to keep my heart beating!
I am terribly sorry to hear about your loss.
Au voir, Antarctica!
FIRE!!!
*Moves Antarctica*
Wait, what? How do you move Antarctica?!
By paying lots of people. With all the gold the marten goldmined. "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A WEASEL GOLDMINE LIKE THIS?"
Actually, I paid a lot of rabbits to move it. Or were they Hares? hmm...
Quote from: Ruddertail on June 16, 2011, 01:55:45 AM
By paying lots of people. With all the gold the marten goldmined. "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A WEASEL GOLDMINE LIKE THIS?"
Hahaha.
I guess I'll have to go straight to phase 4.
And what would that be?
RELEASE THE ATTACK WEASELS!
Haha! They cant get to Antarctica! They'd freeze to death. I am winning.
That why I gave them... Wait for it.... COATS!
No! You monster.
How could you do such a thing. Very well. I shall have to set my army of Arctic foxes on them. If it comes down to it, I have permission to release Basement Mom!
If you move Antarctica, the entire global climate will shift. Meaning we win! AHAHAH!@! R
Not if its hovering above the south pole.
The absence of Antarctica will cause sea levels to lower, temperatures to change, and generally screw up everything. So, yeah. Even if it is above the South Pole. Unless we're talking about the spa version of Earth, in which case nothing of importance was lost.
Nothing really matters, anyone can see... Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me... Any way the wind blows...
We've got an existentialist here
Perhaps. I was really just writing the last lines of "Bohemian Rhapsody."
That is what I am listening to atm. Unfortunately it is the Glee version.
That's sad. I feel great pity for you.
As do I. Now it is On My Own
Why are listening to Glee?
Little sister has control of the music.
Just destroy the source of the music.
Yes.This is such a good idea.
It should be. I thought of it.
I want a marten.
As would I. One that is alive would be even better.
I would teach him to be a ninja.
I would teach mine to be a pirate.
Then they can fight.
Then we'll have to bring back that ninjas vs. pirates poll.
Ninja vs. Pirate vs. Samurai.
Ninja vs. Pirate vs. Samurai vs. Chuck Norris.
kilk carries waesel
I shall carry a mackerel on a stick wrapped on the bottom with newspaper.
in other words THIS
(https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLxEKc3FeZc0mV6YB1A5XNJrqoBvLHNV7ZUZbAx8f2frv1O_BCDQ)
why did we bring this thread back Shadow?
I saw a guest reading it and it amused me
okay, just curious
Grimm....deleted...? :'(
and his memorial thread was deleted in the Great Spa Wars/ The Great Purge
Yes, I suspect he has returned as a new spammer