In an effort to make the election process simpler, could the candidates please post why we should vote for them. Please make it a justifiable reason none of the "I am a god and you should respect me" (Blobfish, this means you).
Thank you for your time
TOBFPSNSRLB welcomes you! Krowdon spa mod for life!
Our platform is basically a bunch of xenophobic, militaristic and slightly fascist beliefs. But those things only apply to dreadful outsiders and commies to a certain extent probably. We believe wars are a good thing, but only short wars because long wars benefit nobody! Megathreads should be created from recycled threads left over from the Mod Wars. Gladiator fights should be made common and perhaps the official Spa Sport.
TOBFPSNSRLB political platform:
Spa is the superior board.
Spammers are the superior posters.
Outsiders are scum.
Criminals are scum.
Spa mod is for facilitating, not provoking.
Organized chaos is a good thing.
Arbitrary but not excessive punishment is a good thing.
Protect sacred threads, destroy bad ones (by the outsiders usually).
Every poster is a potential spammer, but until they realize this they are outsider scum.
Communism shall be eradicated.
Every Troll has a spammer inside of them, trying to get out.
The rest of the forums are an infectious disease, Spa is the cure.
The enemy is the enemy. Destroy them or absorb them. Or both.
Peace talks are for idiots. They surrender or die.
New spammers should respect the old spammers, and seek to emulate their greatness instead of acting like outsider scum.
ECT.
If that is the case, I will vote for Karkat.
because
Spa isn't superior
Spammers aren't superior
outsiders are accepted
criminals should be tolerated
Spa mod is for facilitating, so I'll give you that
Organized chaos is good only if it's done on a thread nobody has posted on for two to three days
punishments can not be cruel and/or unusual
protect most threads, destroy Blobfish's
nobody is outsider scum and are only spammers if they want to.
Communism was mostly eradicated already
Every troll should be treated well
The rest of the forums should not be spammed, for that would make us worse than communists
The enemy is only the enemy when being peaceful is not enough
Peace talks are for people who don't want war. peace talks, surrender, win, or lose.
New Spammers and Old Spammers are still spammers. They should be treated equally
P.S. you stole that from Ungatt
Of course I did. He wrote it for our platform dummie :wink:
Danke friends
Troopers shot dead by mods and admins march in spirit within our ranks!
Guys. I won't do everything my party says. Geez I make my own choices. Usually.
Well you still haven't posted a platform so we just go with what we got ya know ma bean?
Krowdon this is your platform. Which means when you get elected you do the exact opposite.
*Must remember how to do politics...
Krowdon! You'd never!
Et tu, Brute?
*drops a platform in the middle of topic*
There. Haha.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn II on February 21, 2012, 03:58:09 PM
Krowdon! You'd never!
Et tu, Brute?
I literally just read that.
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vote for this guy!
Okay that will pretty much not happen at all actually!
I'd rather commit seppuku than vote for that blob.
It would be hilarious if he won by a landslide victory
We make this joke EVERY SINGLE ELECTION!
"It'd be hilarious if (candidtate who has no chance at winning) won in a landslide!"
OKAY WE GET IT!
it'd be hilarious if I somehow won...
I would have if it wasn't for those meddling tooths'
AND THEIR LITTLE FISH, TOO!
And my topic was a success, the platforms are centralized. Diverging off topic may now take place
OLO
now to explain the theory of ecotic energy recycling in Myragils
please continue professor
As you all know, myragils have ecots in them. These ecots produce an energy that cause the myragils to "levitate" over most metals. This theory states that the ecots actually recycle the energy they produce from most waves of energy, thus explaining why myragils seem to not emit any energy. Now class, please turn to page 108 in your notebooks for tonight's homework. Who can tell me the relative wave length of energy needed to start the ecotic recycling?
some number between 1 and infinity