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Discussion => Spa Room 101 => Topic started by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 08:25:32 PM

Title: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 08:25:32 PM
Literally the funniest quote in Twilight. BUt it's not funny at all. This is the exact quote. "When wet stuff is thrown, I go inside."
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Durza on April 27, 2012, 08:27:02 PM
Okay...?
Never read the books so couldn't agree or disagree with ya
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 08:27:41 PM
Guys I have a confession.

I was a twilight fan.
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 08:28:49 PM
Eh. It's alright. But the actors ruined it. And the Twihaters. And some of the fans who said they made out with their dog because he reminded them of Taylor Lautner.
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Durza on April 27, 2012, 08:29:15 PM
Its okay Krowdon, we all have those points in time.  And honestly things like that don't mean much in the grand scheme of things
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 27, 2012, 08:30:08 PM
|:C
I am a neutral disliker of Twilight
I read the last page of Breaking dawn and hated it.
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 08:32:22 PM
I have all the movies on DVD too. lol. I watch them sometimes but the books were better.

I'm not into them so much now, and I would never kiss a dog. gross.
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Durza on April 27, 2012, 08:33:07 PM
like I said in the end things like this do not really matter
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 08:33:17 PM
LOL! I'm reading Twilight to see what's so bad about it. It's just bland, not necessarily stupid or something. Just boring like a history textbook. I watched the movie, and it was kinda bad. Robert Patti[n]son looked constipated the whole.
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 08:35:52 PM
Quote from: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 08:33:17 PM
LOL! I'm reading Twilight to see what's so bad about it. It's just bland, not necessarily stupid or something. Just boring like a history textbook. I watched the movie, and it was kinda bad. Robert Patti[n]son looked constipated the whole.

hahaha thats awesome. How far are you in the book?
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 27, 2012, 08:37:11 PM
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/square/000/001/007/wat.png)
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Durza on April 27, 2012, 08:37:47 PM
Hi cam
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 08:38:16 PM
I'm about 70-80 pages in. I just tune out and go on here. It's an awkward relationship :-\
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 08:41:25 PM
Yeah. And it only gets a little weirder with Jacob thrown in.

(<3 the wolfpack)
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 08:44:26 PM
I think she should go for Jacob. He wants her, actually. Eddie is just like "I love you but I abuse you to protect you, now go to sleep and just let me do my stalking."
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 08:46:05 PM
pffft. Eddie. actually LOL'd there.

I woulda liked her to go with Jacob. He's such a sweetie.
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 08:47:25 PM
Yeah. He's a ice guy really. But he's pedophile :/
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 08:48:28 PM
Quote from: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 08:47:25 PM
Yeah. He's a ice guy really. But he's pedophile :/

ICE ICE BABY

VANILLA ICE ICE BABY
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 27, 2012, 08:50:15 PM
suddenly the hunger games sounds like Twilight
HG:
Girl knows older guy for some time
girl meets guy who is the same age
girl pretends to love guy to stay alive
girl starts to get feelings for guy 2
guy 1 is jelly
girl and guy 2 keep the act but guy 2 is upsets
girl saves guy 2's life again and starts falling for him
guy 2 is kidnap
girl starts being w/ guy 1 for longer
girl saves guy 2
more near dyings
girl marries guy 2 15 or so years later and has babbies as adult
Twilight:
girl meets guy 1 and guy 2
girl likes both
guy 1 saves girl's life
again
and again
and again
girl becomes pregnant and marrys guy 1
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 08:52:08 PM
She married him first and no spoilers. :(
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 08:52:19 PM
Oh my gosh! I haven't read it yet. Couldn't go to the library. At least I'm watching it tomorrow. And now they're splitting into Team Peeta and Team Gale.
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 27, 2012, 08:53:30 PM
AHAHAHA
she marries Peeta because Prim dies and COIN DIES and snow dies and almost all the cool characters die and Gale gets a job at district 2
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Durza on April 27, 2012, 08:54:11 PM
I gotta re-read the series
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 08:54:52 PM
Why, Cam... Why
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Durza on April 27, 2012, 08:56:50 PM
beacuse he can.  If we make enough posts then you will ont see what he says
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 27, 2012, 08:58:09 PM
also there's a controversy because bombs and little kids and WHODUNNIT
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 09:00:09 PM
Cam its rude to post stuff like that please refrain from doing so in the future.
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 27, 2012, 09:00:32 PM
read Twilight Robbery
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 09:02:18 PM
Why?
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 09:03:25 PM
What the heck Cam? Come at me, bro!
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 27, 2012, 09:03:39 PM
because it's a great book with an amazing plot and funny moments
and it would be a blockbuster movie
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 09:04:52 PM
give me the plot but no spoilers.
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 27, 2012, 09:09:23 PM
BRB gotta get my BRITTISH HARDCOVER VERSION FOR THE THING
in short: orphan and conman are poor and kidnapping plot and money and mission and conspiracy

now add the fact it's like a mix between renaissance and Victorian era
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 09:12:07 PM
Might be good. I'll google it later.
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Night Wolf on April 27, 2012, 09:42:03 PM
Quote from: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 08:27:41 PM
Guys I have a confession.

I was a twilight fan.
Burn her!
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 09:43:39 PM
I dont read/watch it so much anymore.

If it comes up I'll discuss it though.
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Night Wolf on April 27, 2012, 09:45:58 PM
*grabs rope and torch*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 09:47:51 PM
*grabs wand and broom*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 27, 2012, 09:50:09 PM
*grabs x and y*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 09:50:46 PM
*casts spell at Night Wolf*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 09:53:28 PM
*Protego!* *Stupefy!*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 09:54:42 PM
Abramajuly! *sounds like a spell so why not*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 09:59:33 PM
TROLOLOLOLOL!
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 27, 2012, 10:00:53 PM
that is not a spell. It has no effect.

be gone before someone drops a house on you too,
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 10:01:52 PM
Uhhhh..... How about this! Ffsdggaaskfalmfakadabra. I think it's a spell :/
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Night Wolf on April 27, 2012, 10:13:57 PM
*uses ian as a shield*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 10:16:04 PM
*Somehow flips over Night Wolf and thumps him on the forehead*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Night Wolf on April 27, 2012, 10:25:09 PM
*Chains ian to a shield*
Now hold still
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 10:32:05 PM
*Ian's sister comes*
I VOLUNTEER!
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 27, 2012, 10:36:32 PM
*makes Ian's sister the girl on fire*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Night Wolf on April 27, 2012, 10:38:27 PM
It's too late to unchain him now
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 10:38:38 PM
What? Don't spoil it!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Night Wolf on April 27, 2012, 10:45:03 PM
be quiet and sacrafice yourself to the sorceress
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Ian2424 on April 27, 2012, 11:05:58 PM
But I shall dance before I die!
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 28, 2012, 07:53:37 AM
*beats Night Wolf with a penguin*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 28, 2012, 08:24:25 AM
*hits Krowdon's Krowbar with a feather*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 28, 2012, 08:25:54 AM
You are weak! The Krowbar is my ultimate weapon!
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 28, 2012, 08:31:32 AM
D:
*starts comboing Krowdon with feather*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 28, 2012, 08:33:45 AM
*hits with Krowbar*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 28, 2012, 08:35:31 AM
*brodies away*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 28, 2012, 08:39:48 AM
*keeps you here*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 28, 2012, 08:42:14 AM
*is ded*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 28, 2012, 08:43:47 AM
*takes your shoes and runs*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 28, 2012, 08:44:56 AM
*never had shoes*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 28, 2012, 08:47:46 AM
*doesnt have a meaning in life anymore*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 28, 2012, 08:48:23 AM
*suddenly has an infinite amount of explosive radioactive arsenic shoes*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 28, 2012, 08:50:11 AM
*consumes*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Camaclue on April 28, 2012, 08:50:47 AM
wat
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 28, 2012, 08:51:50 AM
I Ate them.
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Night Wolf on April 28, 2012, 12:08:40 PM
Shoots krowdon with an aligator
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 28, 2012, 12:12:44 PM
*turns into a shoe*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Night Wolf on April 28, 2012, 12:20:39 PM
*puts on krowdon shoe*
Title: Re: Funniest Quote in Twilight
Post by: Krowdon on April 28, 2012, 12:23:00 PM
*eats your foot*