Today's my one year and one day anniversary!! YAY!
You win exactly one free vat of antimatter. Use it wisely and apply a small amount to all your meals to achieve transsentience.
Congrats, Raggon!
*tosses Confetti*
YAY RAGGY! *eats confetti*
Never - I repeat NEVER - take me to parties.
*sobs because that was solid gold confetti*
Welp, you can still get it back.
*hands pigsticker*
MAKE ME PROUD, LADDYBUCK!
I can't stab my Moirail.
Friendship? Friends are for the weak!
FRIENDSHIP IS HEREBY OUTLAWED IN SPA!
*sobs quietly inside a jar*
And so are jars. Cups are fine, as are mugs. But jars are usually used to make illegal things like Tetris.
Tetris is the best game.
But there are those who seek to use the once sacred Tetris to undermine the sovereignty of the spammer. And for your protection, we must ban jars to prevent this. I'm sure you understand.
Can I keep one jar?
If I let you keep a jar, pretty soon everyone will be asking for one. And that's just bullcrap how can you ask something like that of me?
Aw fudge I forgot to host Twerk Team auditions.
WHAT? That's just immoral.
I thought about it Friday too. Auditions are Moved to next Saturday.
It's too late now. Without a twerk brigade to bolster our defenses, the swarm have already won. Give my regards to my nonexistent family, I shan't miss them so.
Can heresy be heresy?
No, but you may die by any means you wish.
May I die in whatever way I do not wish? Or is that heretical?
As long as you record it and put it on youtube.
How will he do that if he's dead?
Necromancy.