I had a dream where I ate trashbags of pizzas, and when I woke up, I had a huge stomach ache because I was really hungry.#Psychic ::)
(http://i.imgur.com/xJVymTp.jpg?1)
HOW WEIRD I ATE PIZZA LAST NIGHT AND ENDED UP GIVING THE DOG A STOMACH ACHE because who even likes crusts?
OMG I FLEW!#Superman! ::)
What is this number sign nonsense? Explain yourself.
It's called a hashbrown, get with the times!
Back in my day, we ate hash browns.
Back in my day, hash browns were invented.
Back in my day, I was invented.
Wait, are you patented Ungatt?
Yes. Howard Hughes was my inventor.
Can you fly?
SOMETIMES.
#Hashtagsarestupid
#rwl