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Discussion => Spa Room 101 => Topic started by: Blobfish on February 26, 2015, 04:27:03 PM

Title: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Blobfish on February 26, 2015, 04:27:03 PM
TO THE MOST WICKED AND DISGRACED ENEMY OF SPA 101, THE FIEND AND DEVIL-SATAN, THE DREGS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHEAP LAGER, THE PRETENDER UNGA TRUNN II,

YOU TRESPASS UPON SACRED GROUND, FUMBLING IN A WRETCHED MIX OF IMPURITY AND DISGRACE, DESECRATING THE HOLY PEOPLE OF MY SPA WITH EACH MISJUDGED POST.

I HAVE ALLOWED YOUR DEVIANT ACTIONS UP UNTIL NOW, BECAUSE I AM A MERCIFUL GOD AND ALL AROUND GREAT BLOB OF SENTIENT GRILLED CHICKEN GREASE. HOWEVER, YOU CROSSED A LINE WHEN YOU STEPPED INTO MY TEMPLE AND POLLUTED IT WITH YOUR FILTH.

NO MORE. YOU HAVE BEEN MOST BOLD IN CHALLENGING MY RULE. YOU ACT LIKE SOME CHAMPION OF THE PEOPLE, BUT LET US NOT FORGET WHO YOU ARE: A SELF-APPOINTED TYRANT. THE SAD LITTLE KING OF A SAD LITTLE HILL, RULING OVER THE EMPTY KINGDOM OF AN EMPTY 'GOD.' A LUNATIC, IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME. AN INTERLOPER. A GNAT.

KNOW ME, KNOW WHAT YOU FACE. A FORCE OF NATURE, A FORCE BEYOND NATURE! MY POWERS ARE UNMATCHED, UNPARALLELED, BY ANY MORTAL.

I WAS HEAD OF OUR CHESS TEAM IN YEAR 6. I WAS A HOUSE CAPTAIN. I PLAYED A MATCH FOR THE B TEAM IN MY HIGH SCHOOL'S FOOTBALL TEAM. I'M PRETTY SURE I CAN PLAY WONDERWALL ON GUITAR.

I HAVE BUILT THIS KINGDOM ON WHICH YOU TRESPASS UPON THE BONES OF THOSE WHO OPPOSED ME, AND I WILL BUILD A TEMPLE ANEW OVER YOUR BATTERED AND DESICCATED CORPSE WHEN I CRUSH YOU UNDERFOOT...FLIPPERS...WHATEVER IT IS BLOBFISH ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN SINGLE COMBAT, SO WE CAN DECIDE ONCE AND FOR ALL WHICH OF US IS WORTHY OF GMODHOOD.

(http://memecrunch.com/meme/CGMV/fight-me-irl-fgt/image.jpg?w=400&c=1)

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BLOBFISH.
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Sharptooh on February 26, 2015, 04:42:34 PM
Blobfish sounds angry ....
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Ungatt Trunn II on February 26, 2015, 11:26:39 PM
I accept.
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Blobfish on February 27, 2015, 11:33:45 AM
LET'S BEGIN.
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Blobfish on February 27, 2015, 11:34:04 AM
POW.
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Blobfish on February 27, 2015, 11:34:21 AM
HE DED.
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Blobfish on February 27, 2015, 11:34:34 AM
I WIN.
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Blobfish on February 27, 2015, 11:34:47 AM
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Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Blobfish on February 27, 2015, 11:35:41 AM
BLOBFISH.
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Ungatt Trunn II on February 28, 2015, 02:25:05 PM
No. I don't think so.
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Blobfish on March 01, 2015, 10:34:56 AM
DRY SLAP.
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Krowdon on March 01, 2015, 07:33:24 PM
LMAO is Wonderwall all you can play? Thats so basic you dumb blob.
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Krowdon on March 01, 2015, 07:33:34 PM
learn a good song.
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Blobfish on March 04, 2015, 02:13:18 PM
I CAN PLAY ANYTHING I WISH.

HEYYYY BLOB, WHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT, GUN IN YOOOO HAND

TO MURDER KROWDON
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Blobfish on March 04, 2015, 02:14:21 PM
THIS EXCHANGE IS OVER.

I AM UNDISPUTED AND UNCHALLENGED RULER OF THE SPA, OF RWL AND OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.

PRAISE LORD BLOBFISH.

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BLOBFISH
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Krowdon on March 04, 2015, 03:40:02 PM
Dude I challenge you all the time and you dont do anything but shout. You shout and take no action. Who wants that kinda leader? I dont.
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Blobfish on March 05, 2015, 09:50:40 AM
WHAT YOU WANT IS OF NO CONSEQUENCE.

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BLOBFISH.
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Ungatt Trunn II on March 06, 2015, 03:07:39 PM
Your existence is below me.
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Blobfish on March 06, 2015, 03:12:42 PM
OBVIOUSLY, BLOBFISH DWELLS IN THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN.

I WRITE IN ALL CAPS. I AM GOD. YOU WRITE IN LOWER CASE. YOU ARE A BUT AN INSECT.

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BLOBFISH
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Krowdon on March 07, 2015, 10:47:18 AM
You cant even survive above a certain depth
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Briar on May 14, 2015, 01:02:12 PM
His world is quite small.
Title: Re: A LETTER TO THE MOST MALIGNANT AND WICKED UNGA TRUNN II, PRETENDER AND FIEND
Post by: Ungatt Trunn II on July 09, 2015, 08:01:23 PM
Hardly fit even for a delicacy.
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