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 Hi! Here's a RISK game and it's FREE. Only 2 meg to download and it's all set up. Just get a user name and your ready to play! Note: There are certain settings to the games that you or others host so take a look at them before you play.
Anyhooooo here it is.
http://www.dominategame.com/

 ok maybe I'm blind but my risk post seems to have dissapeared. IF you deleted it, why?

 OK first I thought that whole care bear thing was just a joke. Now I see ninja turtle avatars! You know what this means....
It means that there is some sick freak who makes corny avatars and make them look hypnotising, so the people who view them make one themselves.
FIGHT THE POWER!

 First 2 to sign up join...when I PM you, you can join the game with your beast

 Yes, we all know that Ad must've aided Ereptor to the top. This is ridiculous! Aiding enemies indeed!
Fleetscut will sulk and say no more.
Oh yes and attack me, I will be waiting. Waiting for your aided supplies to try and kill me......

 If you want to get a certain unit, forget everything else, set it to 100%. Then if you have enough, set something else to 100%. It helps stoppping you get landfat too.

 HISSSSS!

 Long Post but it is vital you read every word.

You may only play if your name is listed here.
Bluemoon: M. Hare
Deadeye: M. Hedgehog
Sha: F. Mouse
Guardians of the Night: M. Hare
General Aus.: M. Mouse
Tr. Shadow: F. Squirrel
Deathclaw: M. Hare
Blackclaw: M. Mouse
Aqualis: M. Squirrel
Brock: M. Mole

You may all have one guess per player until they have all had one shot. If someone gets it right, they get the points, if someone else also has the answer but does not say it first, gets half points and so on. Any posts from non-contestants will be ignored.
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Note: You will need your outcast of Redwall, Mattimeo, Mariel of Redwall, Mossflower AND The Taggerung for maps and details. If you need a map and do not have any of these books to read the maps, type in "Redwall maps" in the search engine and you're bound to stumble across them. (NOTE: I know The Taggerung does not have a map, you will just need it to help you out.)

A huge badger looks you all up and down with a look of "uncontent" written on his face.
"Hmmm so your all the recruits eh?" He chuckles, "Well it's not all fighting you know, you'll have to use your brains for this quest. Squirrels, I am issuing you with longbows and 20 shafts each." He hands out 3 bows and quivers each to T.R Shadow and Aqualis. The great beast continues.
"Bluemoon, Night and Deathclaw, each of you perilous beasts will have a long pike. Deadeye, take this sling. As for you Brock, a mole such as you only needs one weapon and that's a battle axe." You gasp in awe as you each inspect your weaponary. The agitated mice eagerly await their weapons.
"Mice, you each carry a short sword. The more points you all score, I will personally upgrade each of your weapons. If you wish to swap, you may only negotiate it with eachother through private messages. Then each of you must message me to confirm it. However swapping is disabled for now. Now before this quest gets underway, and you all begin solving riddles, fighting your way for points, their are some vermin you must all deal with. Are you ready? OK here it is."
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Rules:
1. No auto hitting. You may strike and I will judge wether or not you maim or kill.
2. You must use the weapons you are issued with.
3. To gain points, you must be both creative and realistic.
4. No stealing other players ideas. I will take away points for that.
5. Only one post per player. Then you must sit tight and wait til I rate you.
6. You may have to make one lash or shot at each vermin. So make it good.
7. You may not control the vermins moves.


Setting:
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I  W********W  
Iiiiiiiiiiii   R iiiiiiiiiiii  
I888                  
I S****0****S  
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        KEY
I= Battlement
8= Ladder. You may only acess the battlement via this.
S= Stoat Swordsman
R= Rat Swordsman
W= Weasel Archer
i= wooden fortification
0= YOU
*= This is nothing. I needed it though so the comp could allow the map to be sorted properly. Ignore it.
Anywhere out of the map is out of bounds ;)

The Weasels each notch their bow strings behind the wooden wall. They are having difficulty doing so but will soon. The Stoat on the right advances while the Stoat on the left guards the ladder. The Rat guards the gap with a long sword. What do you do?

Good Luck to all Contestants.

 sorry if I insulted your intelligence by explaining what each person meant  ;) But I knew you all knew what I meant by 122nd person.

 Sorry about not including otters, I will if this goes well and we get another game set up with more people.
Round one Trailer
10 Beasts will be on the search for the legendary Blade of Deyna (The Taggerung)
They will all have to interpret maps and riddles set for them by Mhera. The beast who collects the most points of the round will not be included in the poll of eviction. For the rest, it's up to the audience....
Note: I'd appreciate it if people wouldn't join and try and solve the stuff themselves. Your post will be ignored, even if it is the right answer, I will not speak of it.

 I'm Big Badger. This is a game of SURVIVAL! You are all in Redwall abbey posting what you do while people watch and laugh at you. The first 10 that reply and sign up can join. Each player posts and one must get voted off through a poll. last one to remain (besides me) wins. I start the topic and you must do as I say, this is Big Badger.
You may choose from being a,
Hedgehog m/f
Squirrel m/f
Mouse m/f
Mole m/f
Hare m/f
I award you points for things you solve. If you havn't read any of the books, most lile;y you won't score much. If you score the most points each round your name won't be listed in the poll. The number of points you score is listed next to your name in the poll. That way people have an idea of who is doing badly!

  ;)  

 Hail I, all Rats who stand before me. I am your new leader.  :lol:  

 ...we'll search your horde and see if you're networth, land and rank is any good. Preferably Rank 150 and up. Then we'll give you the password to join. Chosen is a great clan and we stick up for eachother. If you're repeatedly attacked by a horde we'll declare war on their caln and destroy them!  :D  

 It has nothing to do with his math or whatever. It is the fact that as one of the newest members he jumped at the chance to reach top maybe never got attacked by many and remained there through a networth impossible to now catch.

 http://my.execpc.com/~sulliva1/Redwall/mftalk5.htm
(an example)
and here's the site! http://my.execpc.com/~sulliva1/Redwall/stories.htm  

 Mariels Gullwacker
Beau's stupid plank with spears attached on either side
Slagars Bolas
Sunflash's twig for a mace
Rapier
Other:____

 and Saddam hasn't used any nukes!
Hands up who's suprised!

 Name: Kiawo the Quick
Title/Rank: Leader of the Gawtrybe  
Species: Squirrel
Gender: Male
Enemies: The Lizards from the Marshes
Redfur Medium build great sight and great speed. Carries a longbow with 20 shafts and 2 Daggers. Has an army of 100 sqiurrels. 10 of them Warriors.

Era: Before Martin the Warrior.

Oh by the way no God mode no auto moving but there is auto hitting. Your character may slay 10 soldiers a turn if you want but you cannot kill other characters. The only army I am allowing is ONE frog army from the marshes. Feel free to join the squirrel or lizard army, but there may be a band of travellers with a leader, who must join one of the armies.

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Kiawo sat slitting the long shaft as the fire flickered and the squrrels slept - worn out from the long journey from the marshes.
Kiawo himself would not sleep. He knew that the army of the lizards would follow their retreat deep into the forest. Kiawo did not know how long his Squirrels could hold them off. The trees could be used to their advantage easily but the army of the lizards was far superior.
"Thoughtsa you not be sleep like all other lazy beests!"
The noise startled Kiawo, he turned around to find Yesero his strong right paw.
"I no sleep when weapons is smalls an'  lizards are on our tail."
Yesero kicked a small pebble into the fire.
"You wants me to wake up lazy beests?"
Kiawo sighed.
"No. Leaves them. They is tired. They not fight if me wake them up.
Yesero picked up a twig and began whittling it with his small knife.
"Then at least let mes help you."

 Regular for me, I don't like it so fast paced but I'm still gonna give it a try....