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 And here in the spa room, being a newb/noob/n??b is just fine.

Or so the above posters seem to hint... (cue dramatic music)

 Markets don't pay much, except when without upkeep.
How that is done is a bit beyond me.

 Always press the enter thing to add a poll choice, otherwise you end up leaving the last choice off. You do need the add choice button to add even the last choice. Standard submitting does not include what's in that blank, and that could make it count a two choice poll (with the second choice left off due to not pressing enter) as insufficient.

 What are some tips for the game?
Be a marten. Learn to goldmine. Mass a single troop. If nothing else, your economy will flourish.

How do I avoid death?
Kills are rare, and you have to do a lot to provoke them. But, if you have land, expect it to be taken. There's a sort of "land borrowing" mentality. Take land, it gets taken, take it back, everyone has use of the land and everyone's happy. This only fails if there's no one to get land from.

Can I get viruses from this?
I doubt it. Someone determined enough could send you one, but they can do that through anything. Just be wary, and you'll be fine. Can you send viruses to others? Evil. No.

Though, if by virus, you mean destroying someone else's empire, look up 'sack', 'murder', 'poison', and 'standard attack'.

 Refreshing this message. We need a few people to take down the top clan.

  Happy Birthday ::hats::
Everyone needs that in their birthday topic.

 Every once in a while, I hit the land farm and either get repelled or lose land. That was the round when it had 200k of something and I had 1.

 Another bir'f'day.
Always random. Thanks to whomever started it.
And, now, we present you with the birthday spam... er, cake:
Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::  Happy Birthday ::hats::
...because 10 is a round number, even it it makes for uneven rows.

 ~aches from the planet Mars,

 Well, people. Release in less than four hours.
I suppose I'd better but up the 'official' advertisment.
See if this changes your mind.
And, remember, you can always just try it out for a while, nothing to lose.

Frost And Flame is a new game derived from Promisance that's been 2 years in the making. Why? We've added 156 new features and fixed over 30 vulnerabilities and bugs in vanilla Promisance. What we really concentrated on was balance in the game, ease of playing, as well as flexibility and security. Some of the most notable (original) features are attacking for cash or food as well, 5 new spells, Heroes, Bounties, the Stock Market, combo attacks, in-game clan forum, clan treasury and granary, open clans, a colored status bar (so you can see when you're losing cash/food), max checkboxes for the markets and aid, and "Safe" demolish options (for your labs/huts). There's more to it, just not enough space to write it all down. Visit
http://faf.staronesw.com/
and choose from 4 servers to sign up on (or on many at once), including a 'Duels' and a 'Challenge' server. Be sure to become part of the active and friendly community at
http://faf.staronesw.com/forum/

 The thread's one spot away from leaving the first page and dying. Let's somehow force Ragefur to stay before the thread needs another bump.

 Ironic. It's in the sig right above my post. Though I saw it in Spa.

 On the topic of "I remember when...", there is an odd topic that I just happened to see again in someone's sig. But I can;t post it here, lest a certain person gets the idea to kill me.

Seppuku is gay.

And maybe it's just me, but I thought those words weren't allowed.

 , said a green frog wh~