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im in ur medicine cabinet, steelin' ur gelz.

i can haz hair products?

Betus? Betus? Diabetus? (You guys have seen that vid, right? It's PRICELESS!)

DISCLAIMER: The below is neither funny, nor decent, nor possessing of any redeemable qualities whatsoever. Read at your own peril.

That mom joke was a sociological experiment. Just like sleeping with her!

Except I didn't catch anything from the joke.

DISCLAIMER: The disclaimer above this one was wrong -- I mean, come on, that was a little bit funny. No? Fine then. This disclaimer is taking you out of its will. So ha!

DISCLAIMER: The above disclaimer was a joke. Or else this one is. Maybe both. You can have all my old altoids containers, if you want.

Gay Cubans?



XD That was a pic I took yesterday or two days ago or something. Carnival!

LOL. Hey, the dude with the neck tattoos stole mine hairz.

you're the person who had the badgerish blue thing and drew stuff, right? hullo. whereabouts Chicago are you going to be (are you colleging it here)?

Whar do I find ppls on facebook?

you know, of course, that
"Spa Room 101" has the
same syllable count?

teen movies make me want to... do something that makes it so I don't have to watch any more.

*nods* articulation? check! catchiness? check! sensicality... who cares?

I think that maybe,
veteran that I am, I
can be off-topic.

never sen it meself.

If the glove don't pass it's been up OJ's nose.

oya youbetcha. hehe, minnesota is funny. so are mom jokes.

YOUR MOM LIVES IN MINNESOTA! (ZING!)

I blame bush.

or gay cubans.

or gay cubans, the mob, the CIA, the PETA, and Teamsters.

AYE PWN JU ALLZ DAHA DAHA DAHAHAHAHA!

but kell was the one who gave me the money.

plus, the glove doesn't fit.

do you have a record of the transaction? do you have any proof that it was for the express purpose of seeing the naked heathen dance? thought not.

This is so silly,
making haikus all day long,
while the sun is out.

You should be playing,
or else maybe hanging out,
on a farm somewhere.

Maybe you could go,
to Stormclaw's wonderful ranch,
then ride his tractor.

Julie, however,
does not want you to ride it,
and would kick your butt.

so maybe instead,
stay inside, and get quite fat,
by eating some cheese.