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Add a Blobfish option.

BLOBFISH.

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BLOBFISH

BANTER.

THE US ARE JUST THE STUPID COUSINS OF THE BRITISH. THEY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO SPELL "DOUGHNUT" WHILST MISSING HALF THE LETTERS. THE MISSING "UGH" SUMS UP MY FEELINGS TOWARDS YOUR PRIMITIVE ATTEMPTS AT FURTHER HUMOUR, AS WELL AS YOUR MALFORMED SPELLING OF IT.

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BLOBFISH

TO BE FAIR, MOST PEOPLE'S HUMOUR IS FUNNY, SO I CAN FULLY UNDERSTAND THE CONFUSION.

BLOBFISH

"CANADA" AND "THE USA." I SEE NO DIFFERENCE ON A MAP; BOTH SIMPLY SAY "BLOBFISH'S."

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BLOBFISH.

CEASE AND DESIST.

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BLOBFISH.

MORALISE ALL YOU WANT, BLOBFISH CARES NOT.

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BLOBFISH.

(also for the record "going an hero" usually isn't used by people outside 4chan to say "committing suicide," it's a really common meme and Ungatt uses it all the time without ever getting accused of trivialising suicide)

NO IT'S A MEME, UNGA WOULD UNDERSTAND. HE'S AN HERO, TOO.

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BLOBFISH.

[A]

RSL IS AN HERO. I AM A HERO.

So the great lord does not English goodly i see

INCORRECT. I SIMPLY POSSESS A MORE REFINED SENSE OF HUMOUR THAN YOU ALL. DON'T FEEL BAD, YOU ARE ONLY MORTAL AFTER ALL.

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BLOBFISH

[A]

RSL IS AN HERO. I AM A HERO.

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BLOBFISH.

YOU ARE ALL MY CHILDREN, AND I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE TO TERRORIZE AND TORMENT YOU WHEN NEEDED.

I'M THE HERO SPA 101 NEEDS, AND MORE THAN THE ONE IT DESERVES.

BLOBFISH

UNLIKE YOUR EXISTENCE. DO NOT ANGER THE BLOB.

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BLOBFISH.

UNSURPRISING, AS I AM OMNIPRESENT.

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BLOBFISH

*RE-EDUCATED

BLOBFISH.