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Now that I'm fully grown and somewhat matured, it's pretty amusing to come back here and see a full catalog of my crippling autism on full display. GLORIOUS. Thanks for the good times, old friends and enemies. Playing and posting here made up a big part of my childhood, as evident by the fact that I still visit it to this day a good 13 odd years later.. And to the perhaps three people a month who still visit: Maybe hit me up sometime, eh?

Forever faithful,
Ungatt Trunn II

Sometimes but I guess we all knew what the future would eventually hold

Spa assets are now under the authority of the Imperium and thus subject to any and all edicts issued by the ascended God-Emperor: myself. Thank you for your cooperation.

AVE IMPERIUM.

And the only one that I feel is a man without reproach is Kilkenne the #1 poster of good posts™

TRIGGER WARNING -- THE FOLLOWING IS A JOKE --TRIGGER WARNING

Face it, the only reason Canadian has any success as a nation is because it's bordered by the most powerful and influential country in the world, hence why it's so irrelevant to the international community. That is why I propose that the United States annexes Canada. This will be mutually beneficial as you'll enjoy our freedom and we'll enjoy your natural resources. And then we can also be the largest nation in the world.

Thoughts? Best idea ever right?

What if I told you that blobfish was the result of mind control experiments by the Federation?

[BRIAR]

If you still exist, declare that here.

Those that exist:
-BRIAR
-Me (most likely)
-Pippin
-Krowdon
-Firetooth
-Sharpton
-windhound
-Shadow

Those that never existed in the first place:
-Blobfish

whats up

Ever since 2008 I fought battle after never ending battle for utter control of the Spa Room. From there I was going to utilize my board to spread our influence throughout the forums and create a haven for the spammer to live forever in a paradise of incoherent posts. And now, in the year of 2014 and the month of march I have finally succeeded in my mission. I have complete control, 100% support and 0% opposition detected. Let the victory banners unfurl and our cities be taken by the sounds of celebration. Peace for all spamkind!

Echo.... Echo... My Spa... Forever...

Glock 20, 10mm, two tone.










Marlin 1895, 45-70 repeater.









Paid about the same for each. Pretty good deal. I think the repeater is good for killing dinosaurs or something.

Also deal with it liberals. I'll buy all the guns I want and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Tomorrow is the day I'll be going to Army basic training at Fort Leonard Wood for Military Police.

See you all in several months!

A Bushmaster AR-15 and Smith&Wesson SD40 VE.




Are you upset, liberals?

[Reserves]

I now work as the security guard for a local aluminum factory. For those of you who are confused and thinking, "But moron, you are in the Army!" Yes, but I am in the Army Reserves! Which leaves me with quite a bit of down time. In this down time I shall be manning the security control room at a factory for 12 hours a night.


Also I get a rent-a-cop uniform. Neat.

I have enlisted in the US Army Reserve as Military Police. I'll be shipping out to basic the 17th of September, to Fort Leonard Wood.

Not really sure why I put this I just feel like I have to tell everyone because I'm actually rather excited. Discuss, ask questions, congratulate, or hate. I care not. RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH.

With the new rules enacted in spa, a small team of loyal goons are needed to encourage and enforce a healthy posting environment.

All those interested are asked to message me. You may justify your worth however you wish. Those holding this position may be granted mod powers. 

This thread is reserved for the purpose of recording infractions by spammers that do not follow the rules.

Repeated offenses will result in me doing something really bad.


Sharptooh

• Lack of respect
• Wrong attitude
• Failure to obey authority
• Generally is a fool

Firetooth

• Suspected tax evasion

General Volkov

• Failure to consistently pay tax
• Showing a lack of respect for authority
• Ignoring word filters
• Insulting vikings

Krowdon

• Model Citizen

Wordsarecool

• Refusing to pay tax
• Attempting to start a revolution

KIlkenne

• Suspect category closing

Night Wolf

• Tax evasion
• Attempting to circumvent tax through posting as his alias, "Typhon"

1) If you view a topic in spa which has a new post that isn't yours, you must post in it.
2) If no new posts are in any existing topics, make a new topic.
3) Posts must have substance and a minor degree of relevance unless a new topic has been brought up.
4) Each active Spammer must have at least one topic they've created on the front page at all times. Old ones may not be revived for this purpose.
5) All topics created after this date in spa require active participation from all spammers. For now, a one post minimum is required.
6) Blobfish is official deity of spa
7) Dirty Harry has the powers of a regent in Unga's absence

That is all.

For every individual session in which you view spa, you are required to post in this thread. Your posts will be melted down and made into rockets. 

Tax evasion shall not be tolerated. Collective punishment may be utilized in order to force compliance.

I have probably subjugated the masses in more ways than most brothels. Therefor I need ideas. Idiots will be deleted on sight. Camaclue.

BEGIN!

Your commander demands life where there is none.

Make it so.