Quote[In a restaurant, infact, the restaurant at the end of the universe]
"A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips.
'Good evening,' it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, 'I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?' It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggled its hind quarters into a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them.
Its gaze was met by looks of startled bewilderment from Arthur and Trillian, a resigned shrug from Ford Prefect and naked hunger from Zaphod Beeblebrox.
...
'Well,' said the animal, ... 'it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem [of animals not wanting to be eaten] and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am.'
...[Zaphod places order]...
'A very wise choice, sir, if I may say so. Very good,' it [the cow] said. 'I'll just nip off and shoot myself.'
He turned and gave a friendly wink to Arthur.
'Dont worry, sir,' he said. 'I'll be very humane.'"
yeah.. I'm now re-reading The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy book sierries.. and I've come across this part.. and was wondering what yall would do.. hehe.. if you havnt read the books, they are quite good.. this is from book 2, The Restaurant at the end of the Universe starting at page 102..
the section above should be enough to fill you in on this part if you havnt..