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#361
Spa Room 101 / Spam.
July 15, 2009, 02:00:22 PM
This is for you Grimm.
#362
Spa Room 101 / Spam.
July 15, 2009, 01:59:36 PM
This is for you Grimm.
#363
Spa Room 101 / Notice.
July 14, 2009, 02:22:16 PM
Dear Mods/Memers.

I think insults to mum's and other family members on the forums should be a punishable offense. It's just like insulting each other, except it's bitchy and hateful.
It's a sign of weakness, resorting to family insults, and it's shows how weak Ungraat is.

I know it's a miracle to ask of you but, no spamming  ;)

Pippin,
:-*.
#364
Spa Room 101 / Spamming Test for [RsA].
July 13, 2009, 11:00:53 AM
So, here it is.

I figured if a bunch of 'mere' spammers can make up a group of dedicated Spammers, why can't a master like me make one?
If you wish to join the ways of the Retro Spammers, post here and you shall be enlightened up proving your worthiness. A few simple tests made up by myself, will test you to your limits, will allow entry and partnership to the Retro Spammers Association [RsA].


Test:

1. If you Maps, what are you doing?
2. The Green Giants makes what noise?
3. Be very? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
4. Make life _ _ _ _?
5. The green goblin likes _ _ more than _ _ _.
6. Y'all get hit with the Boom _ _ _ _?.


I do realize not many, if anyone, will join me in the [RsA], though you have to face facts and overall, I will win.

Merci Pippin,
:-*.
#365
Spa Room 101 / Spamming Announcement.
July 13, 2009, 10:44:00 AM
Welcome, to this 'Unofficial' Spamming Announcement.

For all of those who don't know me, im Pippin. Im a Retro Spammer, and will not take notice of mere Spamming, only the L33T Spammers are worthy. If you feel you can abide by these rules and terms, you may become a L33T Spammer, and someday, a Retro Spammer. I am interested to know how you other 'Spammers', class Spamming as. Random Words? Random Posts? No. Spamming is a form of art. It is done by only those who understand the ancient art of 'Mumbo Jumbo.

Now 'Mumbo Jumbo' is a highly classified class of Spamming, only know to those above and beyond the abilities of a 3L33T Spammer, such as myself. L33T talk is an added bonus, you either know it or don't, it will enhance you spamming merely, but it will not widen the gap of knowledge you have between an Enemy Spammer.

The 'Unofficial Rules of Spamming'.

Spamming is at it's best when surrounded in Humor. Add Humor, and your onto a winner.
Contradicting people a lot will get you far.
Making Random posts will not enhance your Spammness, only lower your ability to Spam.
Make problems in other peoples posts, for Example complicate things.
Learn the way of the L33T spammers.
Political is a No-Go Area, restricted to those who now 'Retro Spam'.
Make new Topics regularly.
Admire other peoples work and learn from it.
Think before you Spam.
Anger your opposition.


These rules will get you everywhere and anywhere, read them with pride, use them with power, and together, they create Spam.
These rules overrule the mere 'words of Ungratt'. He deserves a medal for his enthusiasm, though it will not help out in the battlefield.
Any other opposition you come across, face them with nothing else than a Pile of Spam, don't let them out-Spam you.

Pippin,
:-*.

P.S.. Locked with a Key and threw it into some Spam.
#366


This is an Epic Major Spa Room, find out the Topic of the Day and SPAM about it.

Rules and Regulations!

Don't be a MiL Spammer.
Don't be a Major MiL Spammer.
Make it interesting :
Make it Fun.
Don't be a MiL Spammer.
Don't Complain.

A breaching in the rules will result in you being a MiL Spammer. Meaning your royal Spamness [Firetooth] will disregard anything you say or do, and anything you say or do will be irrelevant.


How to Play!

Don't be a MiL Spammer.
Don't be a MiL Spammer.
Post random thing, but make it funny.
No political [poop].
No political [poop].

A breaching in the rules will result in you being a MiL Spammer. Meaning your royal Spamness [Pippin] will disregard anything you say or do, and anything you say or do will be irrelevant.

A second breaching of any rules will result in you become completely wiped out from out minds, and anything you post will be made fun of.
A third breaching of any wills will result in a broken nose and having no friends.
A major breaching of the rules will result in an ultimate price.

The final person to be left without any convictions against his name, will be the winner!

Have fun.


Modify: Adjusted rules so no MiL Spammers can win

Important Notes
Please Read.:

MiL Spammer stands for MinorLeague Spammer.
MaL Spammer stands for MajorLeague Spammer.

MaL = Success.
MiL = Fail.

Do not contradict me.  Do not annoy me.

Pippin
:-*
#367
This is an Epic Major Spa Room, make it a story and SPAM about it.

Rules and Regulations!

Don't be a FFag.
Don't be a Major FFag.
Make it interesting ::D
Make it Fun.
Don't be a FFag.
Don't Complain.

A breaching in the rules will result in you being a FFag Spammer. Meaning your royal Fagness [Firetooth] will disregard anything you say or do, and anything you say or do will be irrelevant.


How to Play!

Don't be a FFag.
Don't be a FFag.
Post random thing, but make it funny.
No political [poop].
No political [poop].

A breaching in the rules will result in you being a FFag Spammer. Meaning your royal Fagness [Pippin] will disregard anything you say or do, and anything you say or do will be irrelevant.

A second breaching of any rules will result in you become completely wiped out from out minds, and anything you post will be made fun of.
A third breaching of any wills will result in a broken nose and having no friends.
A major breaching of the rules will result in an ultimate price.

The final person to be left without any convictions against his name, will be the winner!

Have fun :D
Pippin  :-*

Modify: Adjusted rules so no FFag Spammers can win :D