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im sure old bald men can be hip

hip... replacement candidates

They have a right to climb trees.

and i'ma view it some more

No, they're koalas.

I can't remember. Less than a hunge.

And on the same day that Cakedork mentioned her age! And you're almost the same age. woah.

These shoes have already lasted like 18 months, and I still like them (a record for me), and they didn't cost much.

That's a terrible wage for night work.

ya so funny, mr desert boots

Gattsby's life.

LOL.

Is this part of the same game for which Crowsnest said she was joining the circus?

Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?

Mine are black microsuede with a metallic gold block heel.

It's quite clearly a pterodactyl foetus. Congrats! I think it's a boy.

Yeah I hear there's a lot of disagreement on that one.

I for one don't really care one bit about abortion, planet's overpopulated as it is and people die all the time. I'm just saying that people need to stop calling it something else so they can feel better about the situation. Also, child or not there's a lot of irresponsible people out there who have unprotected sex and really probably shouldn't. It's not fair for that apparent subhuman in their body, nor is it particularly healthy to get abortions. In fact it can be rather harmful.

I guess what I'm saying is, this is a situation that nothing can be done about but I'll gripe anyway because screw you all. People gonna be people and all that.

So Gattsby is all about hatin' on the commies and keepin' the government out of people's lives, but doesn't like people making their own decisions about what goes in and comes out of their own bodies? :P

Why not Stephen Fry's narration? <3 Stephen Fry