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I'm gonna die from the excitement

this is an app you can get on your iWhatever/android/other hipster tablet.

Let us begin.

A knight charges up the slope at you. His horse pounds at the ground, carrying the heavily armored warrior as if he were a child's doll. Thee knight sets his lance to attack you.

How do you defend yourself, O mighty dragon?
1. I take to the air with a quick beat of my wings
2. I knock the knight from his horse with a slap from my tail.
3. I rush into his charge and tear him to pieces with my claws
4. A puff of fiery breath should be enough for him.

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For as long as anyone could remember, Dancefur was neglected. It almost seemed natural, for the hedgehog. Thus, Dancefur set himself a task: find the sword of Martin the Warrior. Along his quest to find the sword of Martin the Warrior, Dancefur met Angus, a playful chap who was running from the law. Ruthless and fearsome was Blackboot the lizard. He ruled over a large horde, the destination and destruction of which Dancefur and Angus sought. Before Dancefur or Angus could demolish Blackboot's camp, two of Blackboot's lakeys, Bootnose and Twoeye killed Blackboot and took the horde away. Dancefur and Angus went home to Redwall to great applause. Dancefur had completed his quest to find the sword of Martin the Warrior, and they celebrated the fact with a great feast.

because I can
here is the forum.
The plan is to get everyone on the server and do something to promote RWL.

So here is where I shall build and patent my everything. As i am bad at drawing on the computer with a mouse(and I don't have a scanner), I will pay anyone who makes even crude drawings of stuff cheese.

settle down, settle down. Is the defendant(krow) ready?

And this is why

not counting the dozens of merged topic...

Because I'm bored

I'm gonna post tidbits and if you want the whole story I'll P.M. it to you.
WARNING: his story has swars and bad acting

       Not too far from her school was the newspaper company The Daily Journal where a twenty-three year old young man was delivering paper to a truck loader. This young man goes by the name of Christopher Carolina or Chris. Chris had just graduated from college. He had dreamed of being a journalist for the Journal but instead ended up loading papers into trucks instead of writing in them. "Carolina!" the head man of the paper room called out. "You get the shift off early. I think it was something about your sister." He told him. "Figures." He muffled to himself. "Well let's see what you got yourself into Ems!" He said to himself as he walked out of the noisy factory.

I edited nothing. This is how it is on the paper.

is coming for some people.

because of my unimagination, this is the manename of the RP.
I'm so tired and lazy that I can't spell right
anyways, we shall start it here. You can start with describing your character and then i will take it from there.
Krowdon, since you come from the Drylands, your hometown is Palo, a trade center with many tall structures in the center and small houses on the edge.
Durza, since you live in Underland, your hometown is Overstead, a town that is home to many theives and evildoers, most of whom you know very well.
Ian, since you harbor from the Overlands, you are RICH and a warrior. Your town of Lamar is home to a famous knight and also a family who has a blood feud against another in the nearby city of Doblin.

Ohkaey, um
chose a nation:
Overlands(rich people)
Underland(middle class bandits and rogues and such)
Drylands(Poorish Warriors)
Ruven(Middle-high class skilled workers)
Quartaria(Middle class magic users and stuff)

The abridged abridged story is that these 5 nations want to rule because they're the strongest nations in the country and there was a war where all the nations fought and nobody really won. SOH you, the player must go on an adventure to either solve the dispute, start another war, or just wander the country doing quests.

I do this in Spa because in RP y'all wud ignore it

DREEM 1. So I was at this summer camp but it was underwater and the campers had to use diving stuff and the camp worker people were merpeople and it was weird and ya know that octopus lady in that disney movie well some camp workers had octopus tentacle legs like her and it was weird and suddenly the indoors were waterless but there was water and WAT.
Drem @2. So I was a pegasus centaur thing(Wat) and I was flying until some humans tried to pull me down to earth and flying with a heavy body is confusing unless I had an effed up anatomy or whatevs and the pegasus body was grey with blond tail and I think there was suburbs below me and only the jerks saw me and I had a grey polo on so I wasn't half nudie I guess and WAT.

don't post 4 pages of stuff until I get back, kk?

What did you do?

I think I should take a short break from Spa for a bit
don't worry, Spa only.

Camaclue stepped out into the arena, blade ready. The other gate opened, revealing a fox, spear poised for attack.
(Ian, use an ability, item, or attack)

THE TROLLS MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE RETURNED