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Come here to buy items with your well earned money or find someone willing to sponsor you in your battles (gets you more coins after a match)
Places:
Battle shoppe (weapons & weapon upgrades)
The Harpoon Bar and Inn (find Sponsors here)
Bazaar Bargains (Belt Loop items)
Raffle (get prizes by adding your name for the low price of 5 coins)

It was a warm spring day, the crowds were seated, and Emperor Darkscar was ready for a bloodbath. With a wave of his paw, the crowd grew silent. One of the gates of the arena was brought down and a vixen walked out, looking around for her first opponent. She didn't want to do this, but she was captured. A slave to the mad emperor. The gate opposite of her opened up to reveal a rat holding a mace, grinning like a madbeast. The battle had begun. (choose to attack or defend Krowdon)

at least I have my s-
*already eated sammich*
:C

Here we go.

Name:
Species:
Gender:
Age:
Type of Position (Rank/Profession):
Level: 1
EXP. (Experience): 0
Weapon 1: (main)
Weapon 2: (secondary)
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HP (Hit Points):
ATK (damage Points):
DEF (armor points):
SPD (speed):
STR (strength):
Stamina (used for abilities):
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Abilities: [list-]

Ability 1: [description]

Ability 2: [description]
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Belt loop 1: [object]
Belt loop 2: [object]

I know this is a rehash of the old thing but since it's pretty much the same thing, I'm using it.
belt loop items:
Potion (heals for 5 points)
Revival Potion (heals for 1/4 of your health, but can only be used when you have only half of your original health)
Numbing potion (heals for 8 points and you take 2 less damage, but -1 to your speed roll)
shield (+1 to defense rolls)
buckler (+1 to defense, -1 to strength roll)
iron shield (+2 to defense roll, -1 to speed roll)
sand bag (-1 speed roll to enemy)
stone bag (+1 to strength roll)
Smoke bomb (-2 to enemy attack roll, -1 to your speed roll)
oil (+1 to attack roll, double attack roll if used with fire)

Depending on the arena, you can do actions as well. More to come later

last night I had a Redwall related dream.
I shall go in depth later.

you not liking ponies, I can understand, but altering posts to the point of PURE DEFACEMENT is way too far Krowdon!
4 days into Modship and you already have an enemy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssl1RxwMWNA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVSW9KlIhc
Ungatt's battle music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDNuX8iR1xk&feature=related
some waltz in 4/4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm1_zBSUYFc&feature=related
More guns for the frederation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8taArLqlcf4&feature=watch_response
a little heart to heart for Krowley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDM2qukzKwg&feature=related
TF2 and Spa Theme song

NPSR's political platform:
Spa is equal to all boards in (almost)every aspect.
Spammers, new or old, outsider or not, have equal rights.
Spa mod can not deface threads or posts, unless it is vulgar or a bombing.
those who plan to cause chaos must warn citizens before causing it.
Internet Communism is okay, as long as it isn't overdone.
trolls are not spammers, but can be considered one if they would like to.
Old Spammers must respect new spammers, and vice versa.
Peace talks will be held if tension arises, and the choice will be made via a poll.

this is the celebration thread.
PARTAY HARD MAH FELLOW SPAHPEEPS!!!

If you could make a boss for a Redwall game, what would he/she/it be like?

I've made about 3 of them, but I want to see what you guys can think of.

[In the forest]

Book one: Travel is an adventure- until you get sick.
In the forest
Stoat: Wot sorta food is this for a random character? Stinky roots and turnips 'ard as a block!
Rat 1: Ya was supposed ta say rock, not block. Besides, I'll eat em' for you.
Stoat: *takes out dagger* Put yer gruby hands on meh vitals an' I'll gut yer vitals!
Rat 2: E's right. We needs some meat. Like fish. I likes fish.
Rat 1: Fish aint considered meat ya bloke.
Rat 2: Sharrap!
Stoat: Rat 2's right. We're Ravagers, not scavagers. Besides, why are we here?
Rat 1: Scavengers.
Rat 2: *clocks Rat 1* Sharrap!
Rat 1: Ow! Besides, we need to find young uns for Zwilt the Pedoshade.
Stoat: Young uns make good steak.
Rat 1: I'm not sure Zwilt would like that.
Stoat: Whatever. I'm not scared of Zwilt or the Sable Queen.
Rat 1: It's Quean. *gets clocked again* Ow! Besides, Zwilt wouldn't like you saying that. I heard e's magicks!
Stoat: Rubbish. What kinda magicks anyhow?
Rat 2: I heards he's a Planeswalker. He can come n' go as he pleases.
Stoat: Yer a Frogwife if ya believes in that. See this Dagger? I can make Zwilt vanish with it.
Zwilt: How can ya do that if your already fuched?
Stoat: OSHI- *gets pwned*
Zwilt: Those rats were right. I DO like little kids.
Stoat: What does that have anything to do wit-*deads*
Zwilt: Throw this isiot into the river. NOBEAST WILL EVER NOTICE IT!
Rats: *nod vigorously*
Zwilt: HAHAHA wait this is a kid's book. Oh well! HAHAHA!

techcrunch.com/2010/10/15/new-macbook-air/

WHAT A HIPSTER!

TRAITORS SHALL HAVE NO MERCY

Say non-voting related stuff here.
I feel so good doing this right now.

[Krowdon the Fox]

The Abridged Series. Pretty much an epic Idea I had. What if that title I made up became a story(about characters in the Redwallverse Finding a magical book that altered their mind if they read it and a group who protects it and comes to Redwall to tell some stories and Doing some Plays and Spoofs while Doing odd things like make toast in a toaster and a bottomless box.)
The Names and Bios of the Protectors of the book are as follows:
Krowdon the Fox: She calls herself an enchantress/witch/whatever that one dude called her. She is the "leader" of the group and named the Book after herself.
Camaclue the Ferret: The oddball of the group, he claims he is 1/2 god. He falls asleep whenever someone snaps their fingers three times.
Ungatt Trun II, the Wildcat: The self-appointed leader of "The Spa", He dresses in unusual clothing(Like modern Military outfits), Usually takes he role of a soldier in plays, and goes cuckoo sometimes.
Rakefur the Hare/Ferret: He is a hare, but for some reason becomes a ferret whenever he "gets dressed". He wants to become the new leader of "the Spa" and rambles about "Land Farm".
Taggerong the Otter: The Abbey gatekeeper and Recorder. He Looks into the book in Chapter 7 and starts writing Roleplays and speaking in different voices.
Abbot Jakes the Mouse: The Abbot who likes visitors.
Random Hedgehog maid: She doesn't have a name(yet), but she likes to interrupt the group of travellers when they say, do, or use something odd.
Random Formole: He laughs at awkward times and is sushed by the rest of the abbeybeasts.

On the day of one of our great feasts
came the caravan of some odd beasts
They came to our humble home
To Ramble of Spa and styrofoam
They read from a book with stories and Spoofs
entitled "Old Krowdon's Book of Tacos N' Woofs".


Chapter 1
The Caravan, or
How they came to ruin our life.

It was the last day of Summer when they came. The ones who would Change the world forever. The feast had barely started when Taggeron came with word of a group asking to enter. The Abbot came with him to the walltops to see who the visitors were. And what we saw was a caravan with 4 beasts standing, one holding a huge, leather book.

((OOC, anyone can join in, but remember, this is COMEDIC, not any epic battles(except at the end) and NO BREAKING OF THE FOURTH WALL. Go to Advenchoorz in Spa for that. And The characters at the top are the only ones usable.))

WHO ARE THEY?
WHY DO THEY REMOVE CERTAIN MESSAGES?
WHAT IS THEIR INTENTIONS!?!?


Post your theories here, before IT comes?
Hurry, before


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A little something just for fun. Post Morse code HEER!

How was your Halloween? I went Trick-or-treating and I got SO MUCH BLOODCANDY!
Now for The giving of thanks!