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Since Halloween is just around the corner, why not a poll?

I always thought of a Redwall MMORPG. It would have multiple weapons, many places to visit, and a bunch of other stuff. Say what you think should go into a Redwall game here. I'll start off with the basic thing. THE PLOT. So, it takes place in the not too far future of Redwall. towns are being built, trading flourishes, and gunpowder weapons have been developed. Many beasts have come to Redwall Abbey because of a growing danger spreading through Mossflower. You, the player, must go throughout The Mossflower country to stop the rising threat.

I already have a main town in mind, called Viewport, a town built on the side of a mountain with ships. It's a main trade town and targeted by pirates often, so it's heavily defended. You can buy different types of weapons and ships there, plus the townspeople often have a job for you, from finding a stolen ring to sinking a pirate ship before it lands on the beach.

Another thing is weapons, all seperated into groups depending on how they're used, like swinging, cutting, and stabbing weapons. My two favorite weapons I've made so far are the savage ax, a brutal weapon with curved spikes on the other side of the head, and the Bloody Merie, a claymore with a wicked hooked tip. Both of these weapons can cause targets to bleed, weakening them over time.

Finally, the baddies. Enemies vary from weak lizards who attack in groups, to Wearats with huge battleaxes and thick armor. The Higher your level is, the tougher enemies get. Some, though, you can't reach until a quest is completed. Others, however, must be defeated for a quest, like the one where you need to find the ring as said before.

All in all, I believe a Redwall game would be epic. Post anything that you think would be good in the game.

I'm halfway through the episode, and laughing my butt off. What's your opinion of the episode?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDIvaph6aC8

This is 100% open. Enter at your own risk! And I just said bull when I made this. Cheers!

The rat looked around the forest. He was lost. No matter, he thought, he'll find the way out easy. "noclip." The rat flew over the foilage and saw a beach up ahead. He flew over, hovered slightly above the ground, and fell. Sometimes, it was good to have cheats.

The badger saw the happenings and went downstairs. A hare officer saluted, and said, "My lord, I just saw a rat fly, and I don't know if I should be worried." The badger just chuckled. "Get me my banhammer, Lacewig. It's time to take action."

What is it? I have a few. Post your top 10 songs and why/how it relates to Redwall. And if you want, describe what you think when listening to the song.

NUMERO ONE. That FUCHING POEM. I knew what it meant the very second I read it. How can Sunflash be so stupid as to not know that was a code?
TWOTU. Riding the badger. Just that sentence puts me off.
#3! Seeing the gates of Dark Forest/Surviving two adder bites. In other books, One bite, you're dead as a doornail.  But NOOOO! He went two days without medicine and he lived. And he saw the gates. That means game over. But Sunflash IS the main character. so he gets a free ticket out of death.
FORE! No mention of Redwall until part two. DA duck? It's called Outcast of REDWALL. We should at least get a mention of it, right?
5ive. Warlords. Just that. Warlords.
666666. A branch is not a mace. It's a CLUB. A mace is different from a club because a mace has a rounded top and a thin-ish lower bit. A club is just a makeshift, crude mace.
I will bring you more as I read.

Choose one, any one. NAO!!!!

Six beasts, locked in a mansion on a dark night. Will they escape? Who would lock them in here? And most importantly, WHY?

(Here are the rules. 1. You must send me a message if you want to enter. Add any info about your character, any strengths, weaknesses, and such. DO NOT post it on the forums! You will be disqualified. 2. This is a SERIOUS RP. That means, NO breaking the fourth wall, NO chat-style writing, NO teleporting out of the mansion, and NO invincibility. at least two characters will die. I will send you a message, so you can be prepared. 3. Have fun! If you feel like the RP is getting boring, or you're too busy, either ask somebody to take your spot, or leave. I won't mind. More info will be coming after I get 3 characters, not including my own.)

So, yeah. Just felt bored and did this.

A simple RP, about the search for the Gilded Spoon, a spoon made of gold and laden of precious gemstones. Who will find it?
(If you haven't noticed, it's gonna be laden with slapstick)