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Hello audience and I'd like to welcome you all to the inaugural episode of The Spew , a talk show with fabulous guests and nonsensical ramblings. I'd like to introduce your hosts, Ungatt Trunn II and myself! Without further ado I'd like to bring out our first guest...Kilkenne! Welcome to 101 The Spew!

Kilkenne, what exactly does it mean to "spam"?

(OK, I just copied AoU's post. But whatever. Just go with this.)

I'm going to try to make an animation for the song Be like a duck.

What animation software would you suggest as being better or easier to use, etc...

Who will you be voting for in the Spa Election? Two days, the results will be done before the election.

(Hint: Look at my siggie.)

Any others out there?

Rank: First Class
Position: Patrol Leader

If anyone want's to add me, it's rakefurlongface@hotmail.com

Vote Rakefur for Spa Mod! Equal rights for Spammer and troll alike!

My platform
I promise to improve quality.
I promise not to force my will on any spammer.
I promise to do what YOU want.

So vote for me in the upcoming election! Who wants another politician anyway? Not YOU! And I've promised to do what YOU want!

Vote Rakefur Election of 2011!

Introducing..............and..........The Mask

Name: The Mask
Species: Unknown (Probably otter)
Gender: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Type o' position: Gladiator/unknown
Level: 1
EXP:0
Primary weapon: A double-blade sword
Secondary weapon(s): Ppoisoned throwing knives
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HP:2
MP:0
Strength:1
Intellect:2
Speed:4
Armor:0
Resistance:0
Willpower:1
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Beltloop 1: bronze shield
Beltloop 2: sandbag

Abilities: The mask, copycat

Magic ability The mask: The Mask blend in with is surroundings, thus making ur attck null and void, for one turn
Magic abilty copycat:The mask mirors your stats for two turns

You are each five steps away. You can attack with a ranged weapon/magic, but melee weapons can only attack when 1 step away. Please say how far away you are. Also if you can, make it into a story.

Sample battle:
Cam steps 1 step. (4 steps away)
Tagg jumps 2 steps. (2 steps away)
Cam retreats 1 step. (3 steps away)
Tagg steps 1 step. (2 steps away)
Cam steps 1 step. (1 step away)

Now the attacks I'm not sure how I'm going to do this....

Tagg attacks Cam (1 armor) with (1 attack) double-blade sword. (1 step away)

"The attacking player attacks with up to three attack points x speed, and I roll up to three dice. The defender must choose to resist the attack with up to 2 armor points x speed and I roll up to two die. Each player's highest die are compared, as are their second-highest die. In each comparison, the highest number wins. The defender wins in the event of a tie. With each dice comparison, the loser removes one point from his field (attack or armor)."

Development Topic

Please post your chars here. Follow this example:

Name:
Species:
Gender:
Age:
Type of Position (Rank/Profession):
Level: 1
EXP. (Experience): 0
Weapon 1: (main)
Weapon 2: (secondary)
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HP (Hit Points):
MP (Mana Points):
Strength (Attack):
Intellect (Healing Knowledge):
Speed (Attack/Reaction Time):
Armor (Defense Against Physical Damage):
Resistance (Defense Magical):
Willpower (Magic Damage):
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Magic Abilities: [list-]

Magic Ability 1: [description]

Magic Ability 2: [description]
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Belt loop 1: [object]
Belt loop 2: [object]

Name: Emperor Ragefur Cutthroat
Species: Wolverine
Gender: Male
Age: 25 Seasons
Type of Position (Rank/Profession): Emperor/Referee
Level: 100
EXP. (Experience): 800
Weapon 1: Twin Swords of Doom
Weapon 2: Golden dagger
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HP (Hit Points): 100
MP (Mana Points): 100
Strength (Attack): 100
Intellect (Healing Knowledge): 100
Speed (Attack/Reaction Time): 100
Armor (Defense Against Physical Damage): 100
Resistance (Defense Magical): 100
Willpower (Magic Damage): 100
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Magic Abilities: Imperial Army, Wrath of Gulo

Imperial Army: Calls the Imperial Army to help, which increases strength and willpower, but takes armor and resistance down because of decreased watchfulness. Lasts 2 turns.

Wrath of Gulo: A bloodwrath-like condition which causes the afflicted to go berserk with anger for a short period of time, enabling him to cause a fantastic amount of damage during battle and to withstand a great deal of pain and injury, battling on until the death of the sufferer or all of their enemies. Lasts 1 turn.
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Belt loop 1: Greater HP Potion
Belt loop 2: Greater HP Potion

[Fade in from black] ........You woke up as if in a dream. But you knew it was not a dream, because your head burned like fire. You put your paw up to touch the wound and winced. Your paw was covered in blood. They must have hit you pretty hard............[fade out to black]

[Fade in from black] ..........There were other beasts there, in the deep pit which you were in. You couldn't see them, but you could hear them, beasts kept there for years, slowly losing all hope and sanity.....[Fade out to black]

[Cut to scene on a road. A battalion of rats are marching down it] You were kicked awake and dragged out of the prison. The guard handed you over to the rats that were marching around you. You stumbled many times during the long march to the capital city. You remember very little about it. You walked as if in a daze, not knowing where you were going.........[Cut out to black]
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You are a gladiator. Trained in the ways of a fighter, you spend your days waiting for a turn in the arena. Now, your turn has come.
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Profiles: http://www.redwallwarlords.com/forums/index.php?topic=14518.msg298334#msg298334
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All suggestions welcome.

When people sign up, I shall make a schedule. I shall be the referee. Dice shall be rolled like in the board game Risk.
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Please, when you make a move, do not say "I cast (spell) on (person)". Please make it a story.

Pretty cool site I just found: Slagar the Cruel Productions

It has games (I didn't try them...), a talkshow (really cool), an "Ask Slagar" (also pretty funny), fanfiction, and jokes.

Check it out.

I was just looking at old messages, and I came across this:

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 14:26:44 -0600
From Daughters of Delor (Admin) (#1) (?)

Welcome to Redwall:Warlords!

If you are new, click the Help link at the top to get started! Reply if you have any questions.


Join Imperial, Regular's current training clan, to learn tried and true warlord strategies from veterans of the game, and learn how to get into the top 10! Send Imperial a clan request or message Kilk's Marauders (#157).


Want to get $1 billion in cash to get started off with? Sign up on the RWL Forums (http://www.redwallwarlords.com/forums) and post a topic introducing yourself with your warlord name and number!

Frequently Asked Questions:
http://www.redwallwarlords.com/faq.php


If you're not sure what to do, do not be afraid to ask one of the higher players for help, or ask for help on the forums. =) Everyone here is more than happy to help a new player (or an old player who is lost =p).

Have fun!

Can we re-write this? Especially the part about Imperial.

I know I'm a little early, but whatever.

Check this Christmas song out: Brazilian Sleigh Bells

Got to about 1:00. Really bad video, sorry about that, I didn't feel like searching for a good one.

next turbo round, join.............
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DAB - Dibbuns against Bedtime
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Leader: Rakefur, wildcat
Assistant: Krowdon, fox
Diplomat 1: Gabe, rat or lizard
Diplomat 2: Durza, wildcat

Ian, rat or wolf
Muse, wolf
Rubas Rekas, wolf
Taggerungtheotter, wolf
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To apply, post below.

...Full at the moment, I can put you on hold though...

I have no alliances to any player or any clan. I have climbed my way to the top by accepting bounties. I say this not to boast, but rather to ask for those loyal to RWL to "elect" me as your Emperor. I would like to be an Emperor of food, primarily cheese. I would also love to give out money and cheese to those who are learning and those who are poor. I have put myself in 2nd place and if you feel like you want to support me, send some food, or cheese, or money or troops and if my net goes to number 1, I would be proud to be your Emperor. No donation is too big or small. I will also step down if there is a poll asking me to.

So, just to be a jerk...

P.S. This guy is on the forums or was. When cheese was all the rage.

A lot of talk about this, not lately, but hey.

You may pick all you have done.

My plan worked!! my brilliant plan worked! We can now offer complete Federation membership to the trolls, and none of them will  cause any political unrest.

1. Karkat, his conscience bothering him about lying to his furrends (I love it), has disappeared.
2. I now offur ( :D) complete and full Federation membership as an independent state to the trolls.
3. (not sure what the third point is...)

Anyway, it is in their highest intrest to accept, because as soon as they do, I will send troops out to scour the area for Karkat. And what I order, happens. So they will find him.

Rakefur, Prime Minister

I have not used many races as of yet, I would like to broaden my knowledge of strats.

Pick the race you think I should use next set.

-CONTENT REMOVED BY ORDER OF THE U.S.F. DEFENSE MINISTRY-

Nov 07 2011, 3:57 PM (R) - Rakefur : tupid irefx
Nov 07 2011, 3:57 PM (R) - Rakefur : stup firefox
Nov 07 2011, 3:58 PM (R) - Rakefur : stupd firefox
Nov 07 2011, 3:58 PM (R) - Rakefur : stuid firefox
Nov 07 2011, 3:58 PM (T) - The Doctor: lol
Nov 07 2011, 3:58 PM (R) - Rakefur : stupid firfox
Nov 07 2011, 3:58 PM (R) - Viska longtooth: lol
Nov 07 2011, 3:58 PM (R) - Rakefur : spd firefo
Nov 07 2011, 3:58 PM (R) - Rakefur : tupid frfox
Nov 07 2011, 3:58 PM (R) - Viska longtooth: lol u just cant get it, can u?
Nov 07 2011, 3:58 PM (R) - Rakefur : stufisfox
Nov 07 2011, 3:58 PM (T) - The Doctor: that is awsome
Nov 07 2011, 3:59 PM (R) - Rakefur : tup firefox
Nov 07 2011, 3:59 PM (T) - The Doctor: hahahahaha keep trying rakefur
Nov 07 2011, 3:59 PM (R) - Rakefur : stud freo
Nov 07 2011, 3:59 PM (R) - Viska longtooth: come on rakey, u can do it
Nov 07 2011, 3:59 PM (R) - Rakefur : tuidfirefo
Nov 07 2011, 3:59 PM (R) - Rakefur : tud irefx
Nov 07 2011, 3:59 PM (R) - Viska longtooth: stupid firefox
Nov 07 2011, 4:00 PM (R) - Rakefur : stupid firefox
Nov 07 2011, 4:00 PM (T) - The Doctor: there we go rakefur, Tim said it for u
Nov 07 2011, 4:00 PM (R) - Rakefur : YESSSSS!!!!!!!
Nov 07 2011, 4:00 PM (R) - Viska longtooth: =)

Really?! 13 tries?! Is there some way we can fix this?

RAKEFUR IS 8% PIRATE 90% SMACK TALK AND 2% STOOPID

Post yours below.